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Wahlberg Carries Bieber
UPDATED: Mark Wahlberg And Justin Bieber Finally Together
Wednesday, April 27 by

Pictured: Mark Wahlberg carrying who I can only assume is Justin Bieber

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‘Ness/Capone’ Project Proves Movie Trends Aren’t Always Awful
Wednesday, April 27 by

One more in an onslaught of mob movies sure beats all that vampire crap that wouldn’t go away.

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‘Lone Ranger’ Producers Declare It (Armie) Hammer-Time
Wednesday, April 27 by

‘Lone Ranger’ isn’t as fun to say as ‘Winklevii’, but what are you gonna do? Sorkin’s not writing this one.

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Movie Finally Being Made About Regular Girl Becoming Royalty!
Wednesday, April 27 by

I have a hunch that the protagonist MIGHT metamorphose from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan. Oh, I hope I’m right!

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Jane Lynch Proves To Be A Slightly Less Random Casting Choice For ‘Three Stooges’
Wednesday, April 27 by

The Farrelly brothers cast Jane Lynch. Who do they think they are, Judd Apatow?

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Urkel Breaks Back Into Hollywood, Harriette’s Favorite Vase
Wednesday, April 27 by

Reginald VelJohnson is going to be irate.

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‘Instant Karma’ Is Gonna Get Sony Animation
Wednesday, April 27 by

If they can shoehorn Jessica Rabbit into this live-action/CGI project, then all the better.

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‘X-Men: First Class’ Writers Are Getting Screeewed
Wednesday, April 27 by

The ratio of people-to-cake is too big.

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Helen Hunt Takes The Creepiest Job Imaginable
Wednesday, April 27 by

OK, maybe not the creepiest, but it has to be in the top 3.

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Female Superman Villain Cast?
Wednesday, April 27 by

Kneel before Antje Traue?

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Milos Forman To Tell The Tale Of The Original Ponzi Scheme
Wednesday, April 27 by

Hey, wanna make some money?

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Gary Busey Joins ‘Piranha 3DD’. Better Cover Up, Ladies.
Wednesday, April 27 by

Those piranha don’t stand a chance.

Bill’s Been Busy
Wednesday, April 27 by

No wonder he has no time for Ghostbusters 3.

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Funnyman Ving Rhames Starring In Comedy Central’s ‘Black Jack’
Wednesday, April 27 by

He’s going to go medieval on your funny bone.

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Kristen Bell Wants In On ‘Hunger Games’
Wednesday, April 27 by

But is she too well-known?

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Zac Efron Brings An Anthony Mandler To A ‘Gunfight’
Tuesday, April 26 by

We’re one step closer to Zac Efron: Non-Believable Action Star.

The Ice Age Gang
Don’t Panic: Everyone’s Back For ‘Ice Age 4′
Tuesday, April 26 by

Ray Romano, Queen Latifah and the whole cast have been unthawed long enough for a quick voice over session.

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‘Think Like A Man’ Unsurprisingly Gets A Male Director In Tim Story
Tuesday, April 26 by

What separates this from similar movies like ‘Hitch’ is…nothing. Well, a merciful lack of Kevin James.

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WB Coughs Up $9 Million More To Get ‘Green Lantern’ Done On Time
Tuesday, April 26 by

Thank God his weakness isn’t the color green.

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Steve Austin And Danny Trejo Tag-Teaming ‘Recoil’
Tuesday, April 26 by

Will Cannes be able to handle the ‘Recoil’?

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Paul Walker To Give ‘Vehicle 19′ Its RDA Of Handsome
Tuesday, April 26 by

Paul Walker is terrified to act in movies that don’t feature cars.

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‘The Killing’ Star Joel Kinnaman Is Running The ‘Safe House’
Tuesday, April 26 by

He’d better not try to harm a hair on Denzel’s head.

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Schwarzenegger, Director Justin Lin Attached To New Terminator Project
Tuesday, April 26 by

When he said “I’ll be back,” he meant “like seven or eight more times.”

The Future of Zorro
Zorro Lives In The Future Now For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 26 by

The reboot machine worked overtime to put an established property in a dystopian setting. The punch card it produced reads: ” ‘Zorro Reborn’ .”

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‘American Reunion’ To Make Your Next Spring Break More Mediocre
Monday, April 25 by

Here’s the ‘American Reunion’ release date, so you know when to avoid the latest ‘American Pie’ movie.

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‘Piranha 3DD’ Cast Announced: These Men Need To Guard Their Penises
Monday, April 25 by

Dimension Films has announced the stars of ‘Piranha 3DD’, but which ones will do the awesome underwater lesbian dance?

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‘Devil’s Double’ Trailer Contains Twice The Kickassitude
Monday, April 25 by

Is this the real trailer for Dominic Cooper’s ‘The Devil’s Double’, or was this trailer hired by a twin trailer to pose as it in public?

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Ladies (Casting) Night: ‘World War Z’ And ‘Five Year Engagement’
Monday, April 25 by

If you like Mireille Enos or Mindy Kaling, you’d better put a casting ring on it.

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Russell Crowe Will Punch Whoever To Direct 70s Cop Drama
Monday, April 25 by

Crowe is considering an offer to direct and star in ’77′, which would be his directorial debut. Unless you got something to say about it?

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‘Stooges’ Finds Greek Frontrunner For Moe
Monday, April 25 by

Sadly, casting Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe still makes more sense than the Sean Hayes thing.