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Justin Lin Will Direct The Next ‘Bourne’, And He’s Got A Writer
Monday, May 12 by

‘The Bourne Complacency”

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Dan Harmon Isn’t Super Bummed About ‘Community’ Cancellation
Monday, May 12 by

Still bitter about ‘Max Headroom’ though.

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Triumph And Jack McBrayer Team Up For Adult Swim Buddy Series
Friday, May 9 by

Making that sweet Adult Swim money.

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Sigourney Weaver To Transform In ‘Avatar’ Sequels
Friday, May 9 by

It would be sweet if she could turn into a jet.

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Liam Neeson Will Next Play A Tree Monster
Thursday, May 8 by

Acting!

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Richard Linklater To Live With The Murderer Who Inspired ‘Bernie’
Wednesday, May 7 by

Dude, you’re too old for roommates.

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What The World Needs Now Is A ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot
Wednesday, May 7 by

The wait is over.

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Gerard Butler Doggy-Paddles Away From ‘Point Break’ Remake
Wednesday, May 7 by

The Butler didn’t do it.

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Now Bryan Cranston Is Mad At Jaws In ‘JawZilla’ Trailer Mashup
Tuesday, May 6 by

JawZilla would also be a great rap name.

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Take A Look At ‘Gotham’ Before The Batman
Tuesday, May 6 by

It’s the Muppet Babies version of Batman

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HBO Is Killing It With Their Sunday Night Lineup Right Now
Tuesday, May 6 by

Sunday night belongs to HBO. Not legally, of course. But figuratively.

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‘Beverly Hills Cop IV’ To Hit Theaters March of 2016
Monday, May 5 by

Yup, Eddie Murphy will be returning as Axel Foley.

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Presenting ‘The Grand Sausage Pizza’, A Pornographic Film By Wes Anderson
Monday, May 5 by

Imagine what it would be like if Wes Anderson directed a porno. Now imagine somebody was able to rent a dolly and get enough pink wallpaper to make it a…

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‘Dr. Who’ To Fight ‘The Terminator’
Monday, May 5 by

Sorta. Although that would be awesome.

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Tommy Wiseau Is The Batman In Tommy Wiseau’s ‘Batman’
Friday, May 2 by

If only this could be a real thing. If only.

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Andy Serkis Coaching Mark Ruffalo Through Hulk Mo-Cap. Is He Also Playing Thanos?
Friday, May 2 by

I can see it.

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Hugh Jackman To Play ‘Wolverine’ Only Several More Times
Thursday, May 1 by

You can’t play an immortal forever.

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Actors Of Waned Popularity To Be Attacked By A Third ‘Sharknado’
Wednesday, April 30 by

We’re in for nasty weather.

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‘Simpsons’ Executive Producer Teases The Upcoming Death Will Be ‘The Yellow Wedding’
Wednesday, April 30 by

And also kinda spoils it.

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R.I.P. Bob Hoskins
Wednesday, April 30 by

The veteran actor dies at 71.

He just looks like a monster truck. Perfect casting.
Monster Star Rob Lowe Cast In Montster Animated Film ‘Monster Truck’
Wednesday, April 30 by

When I think of monster trucks, I can’t help but think of Rob Lowe.

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‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Cast Announced
Tuesday, April 29 by

A mix of old and new and that guy from ‘Girls’.

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Craig Ferguson Is Leaving ‘The Late Late Show’…To Host A Game Show
Tuesday, April 29 by

Goodbye, sir. You will be missed.

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‘Star Wars’ But With Terrible Sound Effects
Monday, April 28 by

PEW! PEW! KEW! KEW!

I think it looks awesome!
The 1982 ‘E.T.’ Game Was So Bad, Atari Just Buried The Cartridges In The Desert
Monday, April 28 by

How bad does your video game have to be to be considered the worst of all-time? Pretty bad, as this YouTube video demonstrates. However, when you take into account that…

The Junior Varsity Avengers, if you will.
Zack Snyder Will Direct ‘Justice League’
Monday, April 28 by

Unfortunately, it’s not a film about a bunch of old judges who solve crimes.

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Zack Snyder Slated To Ruin ‘Justice League’
Monday, April 28 by

I hope he handles Aquaman with the respect and care the character requires.

With that hair color, I'm politely calling this an "inspired" choice.
Jessica Chastain To Go From The Guy That Killed Osama To Marilyn Monroe
Monday, April 28 by

Now that’s versatility!

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Marvel To Kill Off Wolverine, But, You Know, Probably Not Really
Monday, April 28 by

What does this have to do with the films? Not much, so far.

I feel nauseous just looking at that picture.
Disney’s ‘A Small World’ Is, Naturally, Becoming A Feature Film
Friday, April 25 by

The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.