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It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.

The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.

The young ladies love some Leatherface.

The film version is a bit of a departure.

I just wanna hug him.

Superhero team-up movies can’t be taken seriously without rumor of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s involvement.

Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.

Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.

General rule of thumb, don’t loan your Ferrari to rappers.

Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.

Except for documentaries because those don’t count.

Even Rihanna hated ‘Battleship’.

Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.

He’s ‘Trek’ all the way.

Great. Now the Russians are going to rag on us.

You can’t take us anywhere.

Smart money says he’ll be dressed like Hancock.

“So, what are you in for?” “Being awesome.”

A sad reminder that Snoopy will be the first of the Peanuts gang to die.

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

Maybe this time they’ll get really stoned.

In case the robots housing monsters weren’t clear enough the first time around.

Come for the review, stay for the sexual role play.

Those five little words the ‘Myth Busters’ hate to hear.

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

Is anyone really ready to re-address this thing? And will they ever be?

More like ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier…WHY?’, am I right?

May cause death.

Are you more bird or pig?