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J.J. Abrams, Like So Many Of Us, Thought Briefly Of Killing Jar-Jar Binks
Thursday, May 7 by

Whassa reason murder me ?

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“Venom, Eat Your Ham!” ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ Director On ‘Spider-Man’ Shortlist
Wednesday, May 6 by

I’m fine with this as long as it doesn’t go to Zach Braff.

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ Signs Up Martin Freeman
Wednesday, May 6 by

Finally, some good fortune upon a Marvel franchise!

That's a glorious nip slip.
‘Indiana Jones’ WILL Return, It’s Just That Nobody’s Sure When
Wednesday, May 6 by

Led the speculation run rampant in…3…2…1…

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‘Magnificent Seven’ Gets A Little More Magnificent With Lee Byung-hun
Wednesday, May 6 by

Looks like he’s making a pretty decent name for himself stateside.

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Louis C.K. Will Write, Direct And Star In Cop Movie, ‘I’m A Cop’
Tuesday, May 5 by

I’m guessing a Louis C.K. cop movie isn’t like most cop movies.

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The Second Standalone ‘Star Wars’ Film Will Be About Boba Fett And Bounty Hunters
Monday, May 4 by

Which is a long-winded way of saying it’s going to be cool.

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Simon Pegg Enjoys A Little Omnipotence In The ‘Absolutely Anything’ Trailer
Monday, May 4 by

If I had omnipotence, I would have made Edgar Wright the director for this and have it co-star Nick Frost.

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Watch Arnold Battle Zombies In This ‘Maggie’ Clip
Monday, May 4 by

Those zombies don’t stand a chance. This man governed California for God’s sake.

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HBO Will Take A Full Season Of That 1980’s Music Video Comedy Series From David Fincher
Monday, May 4 by

This could mean paychecks for SO MANY 80s BANDS.

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‘Age Of Ultron’ Probably Would Have Set A Box Office Record If It Hadn’t been For That Lame Boxing Match
Monday, May 4 by

In hindsight, we all should have gone to see The Avengers.

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SNL Asks What If Marvel Made A Superhero Movie For Girls?
Monday, May 4 by

Black Widow finally gets her own movie. Sadly, it was originally written for Katherine Heigl.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Villain Revealed In New Photos
Monday, May 4 by

Looks like Chewbacca had some work done.

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Cosplay With Will Smith In The First Extremely Silly Look At ‘The Suicide Squad’ Cast
Monday, May 4 by

Ummmm….

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That ‘Men In Black’/’21 Jumpstreet’ Crossover Movie Is Happening
Thursday, April 30 by

It’s worth it just for the prospect of Jonah Hill and Tommy Lee Jones having to interact in real life.

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Tom Hardy And Tom Hardy Star As Twin Brothers In ‘Legend’
Thursday, April 30 by

Not THAT ‘Legend’. Don’t be ridiculous.

"Shoes," one police officer said to the other. "Boys," the other responded, her hair blowing in her face.
’21 Jump Street’ Catches All-Female-Adaptation Fever, Brings Aboard The ‘Broad City’ Writers
Wednesday, April 29 by

Could you imagine if this movie starring women was raunchy? That would annihilate my Victorian sensibilities!

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The New ‘Gremlins’ Movie Will Nod Back To The Rich History of ‘Gremlins’
Wednesday, April 29 by

Those who ignore the old ‘Gremlins’ movie are doomed to repeat the old ‘Gremlins’ movie.

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Don’t Worry, Justin Bieber Will Be In ‘Zoolander 2′
Wednesday, April 29 by

…and the angels sang.

Those snow-white locks require a conditioner so expensive, it will take five 'Avatar's to afford it.
Oh, Now There’s A Script For ‘Avatar 5′ As Well
Tuesday, April 28 by

Because an original and three sequels would totally have left us hanging.

See that hair that's cropped out on the right side? That's DJ's boyfriend Steve. F*ck Steve.
Lifetime To Now Give ‘Full House’ The Unauthorized, Tell-All Treatment
Tuesday, April 28 by

Jeez, Lifetime. Have some respect for yourself. You don’t have to do this.

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The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Films Will Be Shot Back-to-Back For 9 Straight Months
Tuesday, April 28 by

That’s a long time for Chris Evans to have to carry that shield.

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‘Deadpool’ Writers Will Make A Film About The Launch Of New Coke In The 80’s
Tuesday, April 28 by

It wasn’t a bigger debacle than ‘John Carter’, was it?

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The Creator Of ‘Black-Ish’ Is Set To Deliver A ‘Good Times’ Film
Monday, April 27 by

I hope America likes exaggerated pronunciations of the word “dynamite!”

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Disney Is Going To Modify Part Of A Cruise Ship To Resemble The Millennium Falcon
Monday, April 27 by

How much to have a cranky Harrison Ford yell at paying guests?

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Warner Bros Releases ‘Suicide Squad’ Joker Pic, Probably Just To See What Everyone Thinks
Monday, April 27 by

I wonder if the Internet will have an opinion on this…

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Native American Cast Walks Off Adam Sandler Set In Protest
Friday, April 24 by

Not for the usual reasons.

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Vince Gilligan Taking His ‘Breaking Bad’ Sensibilities To Disney For ‘Jack And The Beanstalk’
Thursday, April 23 by

Just remake it with the entire ‘Breaking Bad’ cast, reprising their ‘Breaking Bad’ characters, continuing with the plotlines of ‘Breaking Bad’. Just keep making ‘Breaking Bad’, Vince.

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Here Are The New Titles Being Released On Netflix In May
Thursday, April 23 by

I hate to say that May’s new releases on Netflix are a disappointment, but they totally are. In April, they took away our Adventure Time, so we were at least…

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Common Has Joined The ‘Suicide Squad’
Thursday, April 23 by

We don’t know if he’ll play a good guy or bad guy, but we do know he’ll play a badass.

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