If there were a ‘Star Trek’ lens flare drinking game, you would be dead.
He was going to step in for Tom Hardy’s part.
Can he even do this without Edgar Wright’s involvement?
The man made ‘Con-Air’. He can do no wrong.
Must work well with puppets.
I’m not entirely sure I understand, this, but I’m going to report it anyway.
Because Nic Cage plays by his own rules.
I wonder if he’ll be salty. Yeah, he’ll be salty…
I’m guessing Harrison Ford wasn’t his idea.
Netflix vs. hackers.
This may hurt Netflix a little, but it’s one more outlet that will put something out that’s not lowest-common-denominator fare.
We don’t normally report box office stuff, but this is crazy.
But Cameron was *the bomb* in Saving Christmas, yo!
Even though Fandango’s had all it can take, it’s biting its lip and asking people for more.
American moviegoers cannot and should not be allowed to have nice things. We deserve this.
Poop. Dick Poop.
He sorta missed the zombie boat, but we’ll make an exception, because this is a great franchise.
WOULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO THIS GUY WHAT A “SPINOFF” IS?
What is it about accounting that just exudes sex and excitement?
We’ll believe it when we see it.
Tee-hee. She said “dick,” and then she said “poop.”
This looks way better than ‘StarTropics’.
*Film may not actually feature a driving baby.
Kick back with 200 movies and try not to get any bed sores.
The original was pretty okay, I GUESS.
That gives you three years from now to not give a damn.
A little something for everyone.
What? As a straight man, I can appreciate that they’re very handsome. And probably great kissers.
Everyone can breathe now.