Step aside, movies released in the past 15 years.
Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.
They’ll be wearing wings and fig leaves respectively.
It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.
All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.
Somehow Val Kilmer isn’t in this movie.
He’s far too busy for all of these sequels.
He kind of looks like the Nazi from ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’
James Cameron is chomping at the bit.
“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”
Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.
He’d better have a damn good reason.
She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.
Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”
It’s the circle of box office performance.
Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.
It’s unclear who got to be Andrew McCarthy.
Not cool, fellas.
The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.
He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.
Sometimes flight is much cooler than fight.
Whatever that means.
Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.
It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12’!
They can’t hide forever.
It just wouldn’t be a Tarantino film without him.
Just don’t do it.
If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.
Say your prayers and it might happen sooner.
Get ready to feel really, really old.