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Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz Cheapens Herself With Ensemble Pregnancy Rom-Com
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The fact that Cameron Diaz is in this film is actually more disturbing than childbirth itself.

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Bradley Cooper Might Lock Into Life-Long Battle With Ryan Gosling
Thursday, May 5 by

It will be the most non-threatening knock-down, drag-out battle this world has ever seen.

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Nathan Lane In Talks To Join Non-Stage Version Of ‘Snow White’
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He’s being forced to kiss Julia Roberts’ ass.

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‘Meet The Spartans’ Duo To Piss Us Off With ‘Biggest Movie’
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Judging by the entertained looks on their faces, they must not be watching one of their own movies.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Offered ‘Twins 2: The Twinening’?
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Or maybe ‘Triplets’ with Justin Bieber.

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Woody Allen Acquires The Talents Of The Understated Roberto Benigni
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The world’s most annoying man has hired the world’s second-most annoying man.

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Bertolucci Also Milking The 3D Trend
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He’s pioneering new ways of showing people doin’ it.

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week
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The best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Could Use A Little Wes Bentley
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They got Bentley!

Starring Razor Ramon
See A Clip From ‘Drive’ Before Speeding Away Dramatically
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Hit the gas!

The Man Who Went Up A Jiggle Hill
Hugh Grant’s Voice Stolen By ‘Pirates’
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His adorable stammer will fetch many a dubloon.

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Director Jake Kasdan Might Be Working On Innovative ‘Family Getaway’
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It’s action! It’s comedy! It’s an ‘action-comedy’!

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You Can Buy The ‘Home Alone’ House
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Daniel Stern is buried in the basement.

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‘Tomb Raider’ Reboot Hires Really Good Writers For Some Reason
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The writers of ‘Cowboys & Aliens’ have been hired to come up with sexy, tomb-based scenarios.

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That Nerd Jay Baruchel Spends All Day Reading And Adapting Books
Wednesday, May 4 by

Jay Baruchel is looking to get his Final Draft on by adapting the comic ‘Random Acts of Violence’ and rewriting ‘Exorcism Diaries’.

Jackie Cooper, R.I.P.
R.I.P. Jackie Cooper
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Cooper played Perry White in the awesome 70s/80s ‘Superman’ movies, and started out as a successful child actor.

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New Set Photos Reveal Spider-Man’s Powers Are Wire-Based
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With elegant moves like these, who needs the Black Swan or the frigid White Swan?

"I have $32 in Schwarzeneggers"
Schwarzenegger Gets $12.5 Million To ‘Cry Macho’ On Camera
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I don’t make nearly that much for crying, macho or otherwise.

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‘Paranormal Activity 3′ Goes For Even Cheaper By Hiring Documentary Directors
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Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (‘Catfish’) have been hired to direct ‘Paranormal Activity 3′, not the making-of documentary.

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Bradley Cooper, Lord Of Darkness, In Talks To Play Lucifer
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Does Bradley Cooper have some enigmatic, macabre quality that I’m just missing?

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Interview With Two-Time Academy Award Winner Hilary Swank
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And her friendly producing partner, Molly Mickler Smith.

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Travolta Takes A Page From The Will Smith Playbook, Hires Entire Family For ‘Gotti’
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For a project that is trying to shake the image of being a “Movie of the Week,” it sure is acting like a “Movie of the Week.”

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‘Piranha 3D’ Survivors Lloyd, Rhames, And Scheer Back In The Water
Wednesday, May 4 by

These guys have the worst luck when it comes to happening upon prehistoric piranha.

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We Are Getting Three New Brendan Fraser Projects In The All-Too-Near Future
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Brendan Fraser will be super-excited about all these new Brendan Fraser projects.

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Presented Without Comment: There’s Going To Be A ‘Glee’ Concert Film
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It’s “Glee.” You know whether or not this concerns you.

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Sam Claflin To Be The Prince To Kristen Stewart’s Twitchy Snow White
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Don’t call him Prince Charming, though. It’s “Charmant” in this film. Why? None of your damn business, that’s why.

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Danny Boyle In A ‘Trance’, Says Funny Headline Writer
Wednesday, May 4 by

Get it??

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Brad Pitt’s Kids Need A Good Belting In ‘Tree Of Life’ Clip
Wednesday, May 4 by

Look at them running around all carefree. Who do they think they are? Children??

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Casting Round-Up: Akerman, Ziering, 50 Cent, Bruce Willis
Wednesday, May 4 by

Giddiyap!

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‘The Raven’ No Longer Called ‘The Raven’
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Quoth The Untitled Raven Project, nevermore.