The fact that Cameron Diaz is in this film is actually more disturbing than childbirth itself.
It will be the most non-threatening knock-down, drag-out battle this world has ever seen.
He’s being forced to kiss Julia Roberts’ ass.
Judging by the entertained looks on their faces, they must not be watching one of their own movies.
Or maybe ‘Triplets’ with Justin Bieber.
The world’s most annoying man has hired the world’s second-most annoying man.
He’s pioneering new ways of showing people doin’ it.
The best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.
They got Bentley!
His adorable stammer will fetch many a dubloon.
It’s action! It’s comedy! It’s an ‘action-comedy’!
Daniel Stern is buried in the basement.
The writers of ‘Cowboys & Aliens’ have been hired to come up with sexy, tomb-based scenarios.
Jay Baruchel is looking to get his Final Draft on by adapting the comic ‘Random Acts of Violence’ and rewriting ‘Exorcism Diaries’.
Cooper played Perry White in the awesome 70s/80s ‘Superman’ movies, and started out as a successful child actor.
With elegant moves like these, who needs the Black Swan or the frigid White Swan?
I don’t make nearly that much for crying, macho or otherwise.
Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (‘Catfish’) have been hired to direct ‘Paranormal Activity 3′, not the making-of documentary.
Does Bradley Cooper have some enigmatic, macabre quality that I’m just missing?
And her friendly producing partner, Molly Mickler Smith.
For a project that is trying to shake the image of being a “Movie of the Week,” it sure is acting like a “Movie of the Week.”
These guys have the worst luck when it comes to happening upon prehistoric piranha.
Brendan Fraser will be super-excited about all these new Brendan Fraser projects.
It’s “Glee.” You know whether or not this concerns you.
Don’t call him Prince Charming, though. It’s “Charmant” in this film. Why? None of your damn business, that’s why.
Look at them running around all carefree. Who do they think they are? Children??
Quoth The Untitled Raven Project, nevermore.