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Ron Underwood stages his comeback.

Michelle Rodriguez is cashing in on her talent for terrifying the elderly.

‘Hesher’ poster looks all dark and scary. Don’t look at it alone!

And THAT’S how you narrate a story.

But who would ever cheat on these tw– on Marisa Tomei?

Unfortunately, ‘Agent Ox’ is not about a secret agent who is also an ox.

Every young actress in Hollywood is after the lead in ‘Hunger Games’, based on the first in a series of dystopian novels by Suzanne Collins, that are apparently similar to – what else? – ‘Twilight’.

Dead men tell no tales, but apparently undead men can have their own pirate ship and smoke a pipe. That doesn’t sound so bad to me.

You saw the trailer, now check out this mysterious poster for a film that’s clearly at the intersection of Abrams Drive and Spielberg Blvd, near What All The Best 80′s Kids Movies Were Like Municipal Park.

Man, Mark Ruffalo REALLY wants that Oscar.

She was somehow able to find a film without a sex act in the title.

If you woke up in the wilderness with either Gary Busey or Nicolas Cage, who would you trust to get you out alive? Fight!

He wants to spend a good amount of time really exploring the world of Fitzgerald (re: drink bourbon).

Lionel Wigram, the man responsible for turning Sherlock Holmes into a bare knuckle brawler, has a new project he’d like to bring to the screen.

No matter who is chosen as the next villain, I’m sure the film will be awesome. Unless, of course, Christopher Nolan has started smoking crack, and decides to go with one of these 9 lame-asses.

A charming, alcoholic writer? That could exist in real life.

Now YOU can be a part of the action! Hollywood! Glamor! Hair metal! ‘Hairspray’ director Adam Shankman!

This is a preview of what Danny Huston will look like as the cab driver, if that’s his role.

Your chance at exploitation glory has arrived!

Don’t look so sad, Duncan. Comic books are cool too!

Darren Aronofsky doesn’t like the drugs, but the drugs like him.

The “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams” coming from Alan Ball’s “exotic bird menagerie” are making it really difficult for next-door-neighbor Tarantino to lift ideas from ‘Danger: Diabolik’.

Like Robocop’s one-man mission to eliminate crime in Detroit, relatively unknown writer Josh Zetumer has also been given a gargantuan task: write a new version of the it’s-exactly-perfect-as-it-is film ‘Robocop’.

If the Farrelly’s screw this one up, angry Three Stooges fans will not be giving them a hall pass.

Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.

You know what sounded cool? Trent Reznor writing the music, and acting in, the upcoming ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. You know what sucks? That’s not actually happening.

Frankly, we’re just giddy at the thought of the man who wrote “Gettin’ Jiggy wit It” transferring his writing prowess to the big screen.

Luketic is an accomplished director who apparently has soft, delicate skin.

Montecito Pictures has bought a script from the writer of ‘John Tucker Must Die’, which leads me to believe that Montecito Pictures is unfamiliar with the film ‘John Tucker Must Die’.

It’s almost as addicting as the drug Charlie Sheen.