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Jim Carrey Seeks Attention With ‘Dumb And Dumber’, ‘Bruce Almighty’ Sequels
Friday, June 3 by

Carrey is talking about falling off the jet way again. Maybe that’d be more pleasant than penguin wrangling?

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Shockwave’s Got His Red, Glowing Transformers-Eye On You
Friday, June 3 by

We’ve got a new image of Shockwave. “Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh?”

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Spielberg Regrets The Whole ‘E.T.’ Walkie-Talkie Fiasco
Friday, June 3 by

The famous director has gone back on the idea of digitally altering past films, putting Spielberg at odds with his friend George “I Change My Old Movies All The Time, Just To Piss You Off” Lucas.

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Justin Lin To Produce Sci-Fi Film That’s Potentially Fast, Furious
Friday, June 3 by

Director Bobby Glickert went from robot fluffer to sci-fi super-player.

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Patricia Arquette Somehow Lands Gig In David Arquette Movie
Friday, June 3 by

‘Glutton’ is about a bedridden, 1200 pound man, which is awesome.

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What’s Playing This Weekend? (June 3rd)
Friday, June 3 by

Mutants, anyone?

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Paul Thomas Anderson Brainwashes Rami Malek Into His Cult
Friday, June 3 by

‘The Pacific’ actor has been indoctrinated and thetan-scanned into Anderson’s new Scientology-based movie.

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Dispatches From A Slow News Day: Lego Sandcrawler
Friday, June 3 by

14 Lego men died in the construction of this vehicle.

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Of Course There’s A Robotic Turkey Vulture In The New ‘Transformers’
Friday, June 3 by

We all knew it was just a matter of time.

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‘Fast Times’ Cast To Get ‘Honored’ By Spike TV
Friday, June 3 by

I’m anticipating a mix-up where they get the statue for Best Hottie BJ Scene or Finest Vin Diesel Performance.

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Terrence Malick Gives Projectionists Specific Instructions
Friday, June 3 by

Watch your back, projectionists.

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Wayne Kramer Neck Deep In Love Pills
Friday, June 3 by

The future is now, people.

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Feminist Of The Year Shia LaBeouf Stripped Of His Title
Friday, June 3 by

Shia explains the Megan Fox/Michael Bay beef and how it’s cool when chicks take their clothes off.

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‘American Psycho’ Director Eyes ‘Wicked Lovely’ For The Kill
Friday, June 3 by

Look behind you, she’s got an ax!

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Alison Brie And Lizzy Caplan Will Be Gawked At By Me In ‘Save The Date’
Friday, June 3 by

Everything is about weddings now.

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Two More Actors Not Afraid To Remove Their Shirts For ‘American Reunion’
Friday, June 3 by

Jay Harrington and Ali Cobrin have signed up for a piece of the pie.

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Ryan Gosling Is Too Busy For ‘Idolmaker’-ing
Thursday, June 2 by

Gosling is backing away from ‘The Idolmaker’. My sources have confirmed that the spirit rock and roll music has officially died in Gosling’s heart.

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Lucas Produced ‘Red Tails’ Is Alive And Release Dated
Thursday, June 2 by

George Lucas doesn’t just make films about wars in space. He also makes films about wars on boring ol’ Earth.

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Links Away: Batman Vs. Wolverine Film Noir
Thursday, June 2 by

An artsy-as-hell take on the ultimate superhero showdown. Or something.

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Olivia Wilde And Bradley Cooper To Create A Black Hole Of Beauty In ‘The Words’
Thursday, June 2 by

She’s the hardest-working sexy actress in showbiz.

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Paramount To Ride ‘Rango’ Success With Animated Feature ‘New Kid’
Thursday, June 2 by

This kid is alienated by aliens. Irony alert!

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‘Freaky Deaky’ Scores Macy, Robinson, Dillon, and Fraser. Freaky Deaky, Indeed.
Thursday, June 2 by

William H. Macy, Matt Dillon, and Craig Robinson will bring the “freaky,” and, as always, Brendan Fraser will unload the “deaky.”

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Ever Wish There Were Three New ‘Horrible Bosses’ Posters?
Thursday, June 2 by

I am like the genie of internet posters, but only for specific movies at specific times.

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Carell Teams Up With ’30 Rock’ Director To Tell The Tale Of Goofy Magician
Thursday, June 2 by

Is this your card? How about this one? No? Sh*t.

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Emmy Awards To Become Slightly More Relevant With Jane Lynch As Host
Thursday, June 2 by

A grating musical number is already a foregone conclusion.

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‘Spider-Man’ Cast To Geek Out At Comic-Con 2011
Thursday, June 2 by

Oh, man! The ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ guys better not catch wind of this. They will be sooooooo pissed.

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Chris Columbus To Produce ‘Cyprus House’, ‘Percy Jackson 2′ Still Looms Though…
Thursday, June 2 by

Hurricanes AND eerie premonitions? This movie’s got something for fans of all sorts of different awful things.

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Next ‘Tarzan’ To Be The First Of A Trilogy
Thursday, June 2 by

‘Tarzan: A New Hope’?

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‘Alien At Large’ To Be The Next Large Thing
Thursday, June 2 by

Dumb alien = box office gold.

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23rd James Bond Movie Gets Date, A Release Date
Thursday, June 2 by

James Bond will return in: Fall, 2012.