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Joseph Gordon-Levitt is adding another character to his roster of weirdos.

Oliver Stone gets the ol’ ‘Winter’s Bone’ from Jennifer Lawrence.

Lizards are cool.

It’s time to liven things up with somber ol’ Blackbeard from ‘On Stranger Tides’ and that skull he’s always carrying. The one he brings to parties as an ice breaker.

Writer Chabon (Spider-Man 2, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay) might be tapped to rewrite Magic Kingdom for Disney.

Brush up on their projects.

Stephen Lang (‘Avatar’) plays Khalar Zym, and he looks ticked off about something. Maybe the Rogaine didn’t take?

Today we got word that Gordon-Levitt has signed the Bat Contract with Warner Bros. and will enter Gotham city limits. Juno Temple might join him.

Apatow is a celebrity, but you don’t see him flying to Africa to adopt/steal a bunch of babies. So maybe he’s onto something with his new movie pitch.

Does Palicki pull off the tightly-fitted ensemble, or should she add a bag of candy to mask its lameness? Fight!

Jodie Foster recently divulged that she is preparing to direct a sci-fi movie that everyone will compare to Contact.

Schwarzengger is probably screening Tom Arnold’s calls as we speak.

Unwilling even in death to be outdone by The Notorious BIG, Tupac Shakur is being immortalized in a biopic of his very own.

‘Bad Santa 2: Badderer Santa’?

It’s the end of the week, and that means you’ll need a few movies to keep you occupied through the weekend.

These things are not next to (or anywhere near) godliness.

Robots? Aliens? Teens in the future?

Director: Zack SnyderCast: Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Jenna Malone, Carla Gugino, Jamie Chung, Jon Hamm, Scott GlennSynopsis: A young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility.Release Date: March 25th, 2011  

Robert De Niro, who was most recently seen taking a needle to Little Bobby, has all but killed Jonathan Demme’s ‘Honeymoon With Harry’. The script must be lacking jokes about cat nipples.

Fox Searchlight wants an Oscar nominated director to helm the Russ Meyer biopic. Meyer was the writer/director/producer/craft services/breast appreciator for a number of famous b-movies.

These new posters from ‘Cars 2′ are classy. As in, you could buy them framed at a Bed Bath & Beyond classy.

Oliver Stone wants Johnson to play a pothead, and he might also star opposite Keira Knightley. Good life.

If you build a ‘Superman’ reboot, Kevin Costner will come. Specifically, he’ll come on board as Clark Kent’s dad for Zack Snyder’s ‘Superman: Man of Steel’.

‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel’ director Betty Thomas is rumored to be the top choice Isla Fisher’s lady version of ‘The Hangover’.

Ridley Scott and his brother Hatty McRedHatsAlot are halting their ongoing purple nirple war to team up on a new project.

To the chagrin of President Lincoln, Alan Tudyk has aligned himself with the South.

Samuel L. Jackson is going to be the most foul-mouthed samaritan ever.

Roger Ebert’s mortal enemy ‘Battle: Los Angeles’ has screenwriters everywhere adding lasers to their specs.

Can a film actually collapse into itself if it features too many heartthrobs?

You know what ‘The Lorax’ needs? Romance!