Yo, HBO. You wanna hit?
An airplane thriller focusing on an air marshall. One request: DON’T MAKE IT LIKE ‘FLIGHTPLAN’! Thx.
For a romantic comedy, this one has a pretty fun little premise. I’m giving it my highest rating for a romantic comedy: two stars, sight unseen.
A man is tumbling through space until his oxygen runs out, wondering what the hell happened. Do not see this movie stoned.
Oh yeah, and the men are in a polyamorous gay relationship now.
Samuel L. Jackson’s character gets the privilege of forcing Kellan Lutz to fight for his freedom. Jealous!
Noam Murro has a schedule conflict.
The question is…what’s he picking up at the pharmacy?
FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!
Van surfing might finally see the light of day.
Can’t wait for the ride based on ‘The Death of Mr. Lazarescu’.
He wants to play a dude named ‘Rawbone’ (maybe) in ‘Creed of Violence’.
Maybe this movie will reveal the goodness behind the man, but it will probably just be about beautiful piles of cocaine.
Bring on the laffs! Oh. Wait. Robert Patrick isn’t funny.
Stallone. Statham. Travolta. Schwarzenegger. Van Damme. Willis. Chuck Mother#@ing Norris.
He’s directing ‘1950’, a movie about the Korean War. Which thankfully happened before the age of self-aware jets.
Let’s DO this, people.
If you murder someone, their zombie corpse is going to want revenge. Not rocket science, people.
The true story of a guy who took down Vegas when it was all tourist families and theme parks. To be fair, that Vegas totally deserved it.
Maeby Funke will be in two films, which kind of makes the other two look like slackers.
Mad Men, crazy chefs, and angry birds.
And they’re wearing shirts. Surprisingly.
They also “hear you” about ‘The Killing’.
Even the Jedi have to deal with gang violence.
Now he’s all fat and unemployed. *giggle* No, it’s really not funny. *giggle*
MMA is like a professional ‘Fight Club’. Sort of.
We can finally get some sleep.
Pegg will play a ‘fraidy cat, while Dawson will play a woman who loves art thieves. Plural.
Sign the papers, JJ.
Every now and then, a movie comes along with such a pointless commentary track that it forces you to ask yourself: Am I wasting my life by listening to this?