…or so he says.
This is what theaters will look like on a Friday night if the studios have their way. *shiver*
Sorry, Godsmack. We’ll try to get you on the next one.
Woody Allen is going whole hog after the “people who love actors with annoying cadences” demographic with these two choices.
If you ever wanted to see a room of NPR listeners adopt a thousand-yard stare as they pretend to know how hard life can be, this is your chance.
Justin Lin needs time to make a decision, OK?
Protect your own damn Snow White!!
This Laurie cat is a pip!
Don’t mince words, Mickey, tell us what you really think.
This story relates to time-travel. Do not read if you are in China.
This can only be the work of Lex Luthor. Or whoever it is running Warner Bros.
The good news is, it doesn’t sound terrible. The bad news is, ‘Burn Notice’ comes first.
Kevin Durand will have to protect Robert Pattinson from all the crazy sh*t that Cronenberg is going to throw at him.
David Hayter wrote ‘Watchmen’ and ‘X2′, but he’s now turning his attention to adapting books with fewer pictures that also inspire sad people to dress-up in convention halls.
Mark Verheiden has penned everything from “Battlestar Galactica” to Superman comics. He’ll be teaming with Akiva Goldsman on the NBC series that’s just one part of a big, giant thing.
Michael Mann and Paul Haggis have gone crazy with gold fever, because they’re packaging a movie called ‘Gold’ as a possible directing vehicle for Mann.
Green Day may drop dookies into theaters nationwide.
Michael Clarke Duncan took the green mile all the way to Green Lantern planet in his green machine. I assume he has a green machine.
Tortorella (‘Scream 4′) is up for the lead villain: a shady, Satan-worshipping cop. Side note: has there been a satanic police procedural yet?
In my mind at least, The Crow has always been a really handsome preppy guy with insane abs.
They say the best revenge is living well, and Kosinski seems to be living well with Universal on one arm and Tom Cruise on the other (not in a gay way).
Joaquin Phoenix can play “drunk weirdo” in his sleep, as this picture demonstrates. Maybe his recent behavior was him just prepping.
Sean Penn will probably not look like this for his role as an ex-special forces operative. But it would be cool if he did.
Britain’s version of Jeff Goldblum is being fit for a set of fangs.
If the Wachowskiscan get gold from Keanu Reeves, they should be able to get enriched uranium from Tom Hanks.
Because it’s ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, we’re legally obligated to give this guy his own news article.
There will be three Wonder Woman outfits. One for every person that watches the show.
Don’t Let It Bite You!!!
There is maybe nothing worse than watching A-list celebrities awkwardly try (and fail) to raise awareness about child sex trafficking through deadpan humor.
Finally, Pesci and Lohan might be working together.