Walking dead men tell no tales.
If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.
This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.
The answer is in your wallet…and it’s not a really old condom.
Everything is snapping into place.
He’s going to buy Django’s wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.
No one else is fit to wield his chainsaw.
They opted out of the working title ‘Look At These Weird Muslims!’
He bores his victims to death.
But SOMEONE is!
He’s owned up to it.
They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.
In a further show of solidarity with Ratner, the heavy gal from ‘Bridesmaids’ asked that her name be removed from consideration.
It’s not OK to make fun of people for how they were born, fatty!
His wife was photographing him naked with another man. (Technically, that’s true.)
Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.
Also, competent directing is for retards.
Because we’re sure that a Ratner film getting a lukewarm reception was some weird anomaly that will never happen again.
This should really be a crowd-pleaser!
He’ll flip the crew of the Enterprise, flip ‘em for real.
Typical child star behavior.
Maybe they should just issue an Interpol notice about a huge woman in a trench coat and a hat?
If you were a fan of the original ‘Blade Runner’, well…well, there’s always the possibility you’ll like this film as well.
We’d also accept X-Men: Double D
He told you not to touch them! And they’re “action figures” by the way.
Yeah, we got pictures.
This is more difficult than Sophie’s Choice.
I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.
Are his abs up to the challenge?