When your film isn’t weird enough, add a sprinkle of Glover. Not Danny, mind you.
Here’s what we plan on covering.
It’s moving! Kill it!!
The world needs a mulleted hero.
Chop some heads off and free sexy slaves.
I’d be ripsh*t too if I saw someone messing with John Lithgow.
Honestly, I don’t see Gervais achieving anything higher than purgatory. Limbo, tops.
Richie Cunningham just started a sh*t list.
He finally makes the jump from cable dramas to…another cable drama.
Tony Stark will flirt with anybody.
He will play a balding (probably) slave trainer.
I’m guessing she’ll play the “Beauty” part of the equation, but don’t rule anything out with del Toro.
Destroy your Roomba or suffer the consequences.
They’ve saved the best for last.
BREAKING: ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2′ made a lot of money this weekend.
He didn’t play the pilot in the pilot, but he’s playing him now.
Wait, why would the guy who did ‘Smart People’ be directing a spin-off of ‘300’?
I can’t wait to hear Tom Cruise begin to quietly explain what’s going on and then quickly transition to SHOUTING ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON!
All hail, King Bean!
But will it stay true to the book?
It’s like a live-action version of the Spider-Man meme.
Can this different set of best friends also be sex friends???
Dimension has invoked kal-if-fee.
What up, gangsta?
Twelve down, one to go.
Justin Timberlake. Just what ‘Lethal Weapon’ was missing.
A fun way for Comic-Con attendees to pass the time while they wait in endless lines.
A spoilerific Sean Bean death mash-up.
Hippies, hijinks, and kung fu.
John Carter must save Mars. For some unknown reason.