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Beatty won a court case, so he gets to keep the rights to Dick Tracy. Will he ignore them for another couple of decades?

Victoria Justice stars in the Nickelodeon series “Victorious,” which I don’t know because it wasn’t part of the Snick line-up. Now she’s the lead in ‘Fun Size’.

The Farrelly Brothers need actors more… in their current league. They got Will Sasso from “MadTV.”

Josh Hutcherson, Hunter Parish, Evan Peters and more are up for the role of Peeta, the futuristic version of “Peter.”

Tim Burton is in talks with actor Michael Sheen (‘New Moon’, ‘Tron: Legacy’) to join the ‘Dark Shadows’ ensemble. Another Sheen is winning for a change.

Both the King of Scotland and Toussaint captivate our attention in their respective films, but which one would you want to tango with even less? Fight!

Viggo is just too damn good for this Disney crap.

He admits ‘Torque’ was his fault.

Fine. I need the extra time to get my taxes in anyways.

The Venn diagram of “people interested in this film” and “males” is two separate, non-overlapping circles.

I want my mom. I’m fine. I just want my mom.

We can commence the “Mila Kunis-Bad Witch” fantasy without having to worry about hearing from Disney’s counsel.

A movie about a more intimate kind of fireside chat.

Woody Harrelson has joined the cast of Jay Roach’s Game Change. Oddly enough, he won’t be playing his patented crazy redneck character.

Now you can play video games AND make the Weinsteins richer simultaneously!

Won’t you please help?

The master thespians are looking to share more than faces.

The role of Stormy Llewellyn, which sounds like a dragon porn star’s name, has been offered to Lily Collins (‘The Blind Side’).

New Line will make a biopic about the NFL’s oldest cheerleader ever, Laura Vikmanis, who worked her ass off so she could shake her ass off for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Poor people were so god damn miserable in early nineteenth century France, they just had to sing about it.

‘I, Alex Cross’ will star non-teen heartthrob Perry. In fact, an image of Madea is a good romantic mood killer for people of all ages.

I’m sure Mickey’s been asking executives at Disney, in a high-pitched voice for 83 years, “who do I have to bl*w around here to star in a feature?”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been confirmed and Juno Temple rumored for roles in ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’

Now accepting any applicants who aren’t playing Spider-Man or Captain America.

Michael Shannon does not play a very convincing teenager.

This will be the third ‘Spider-Man’ film he’s written that hasn’t seen theaters.

Does this put us one step closer to ‘American Splendor: The Musical’?

This man is paid to frustrate and confuse film audiences.

There can be only one.

Bring all of your friends to Cannes and see some dinosaurs!