It’s been a while since we reported on that inevitable Angry Birds film that Sony is throwing our way. At last glance, the film had gotten a TON of voice…
As far as TV events go, I’d much rather watch ‘The Slap’.
She’s going to play Psylocke, which I’m sure means something to some of you. I’ll explain to the rest.
It’s a month before ‘Pitch Perfect 2′ comes out, so the studio has to be feeling pretty good about things.
Now you don’t have to look to the books for spoilers.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
In case you were wondering, pro athletes live lavishly and decadently, according to this trailer.
The first one is called ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’.
Those hoping for an appearance by Miles Morales will have to wait for the NEXT reboot, apparently.
This’ll do just fine. Just keep Eddie Murphy away.
It looks pretty much how you would expect Jared Leto to play him, including obnoxious “camera over the face” pose.
Does this mean they’ll direct? We just don’t know yet.
I hardly remember this movie.
Good luck training a cricket to act.
It’s titled ‘Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk’, and it’s about a veteran returning home.
Chris Pratt turns on the angry, misogynist charm.
Making a guy out of rocks technology improved by leaps and bounds in the last eight years.
Time to freak out another generation of tweens.
Maybe they want a ‘The Fast and the Furious’ franchise that they can call theirs.
It will premiere in theaters and on VOD. Mostly VOD, we’re guessing.
Because that’s happening nation-wide on April 29th.
Except for Affleck, of course.
Maybe this one will bring us some closure.
Something bad’s gotta happen, right?
He’s not wrong.
$146.5 million is a lot for an April weekend. The most, actually.
Maybe this season will just have retiring to a nice cabin somewhere, doing crossword puzzles.
This might mean we can look forward to Madder Max in 2017 and Maddest Max in 2020 or so.
This is why I don’t allow people in.