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Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.

General rule of thumb, don’t loan your Ferrari to rappers.

Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.

Except for documentaries because those don’t count.

Even Rihanna hated ‘Battleship’.

Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.

He’s ‘Trek’ all the way.

Great. Now the Russians are going to rag on us.

You can’t take us anywhere.

Smart money says he’ll be dressed like Hancock.

“So, what are you in for?” “Being awesome.”

A sad reminder that Snoopy will be the first of the Peanuts gang to die.

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

Maybe this time they’ll get really stoned.

In case the robots housing monsters weren’t clear enough the first time around.

Come for the review, stay for the sexual role play.

Those five little words the ‘Myth Busters’ hate to hear.

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

Is anyone really ready to re-address this thing? And will they ever be?

More like ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier…WHY?’, am I right?

May cause death.

Are you more bird or pig?

The 12 year-olds that enjoyed the first one are now too old for this.

The epic film series gets treated to the Epic Voice.

How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”

I prefer this audio.

This makes more sense.

Going out with whatever’s less-than-a-whimper.

“JUMANJI!”