Not a very experienced director but we’ve got high hopes.
Ugh. Grudges are so last decade.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN IMPROVE ON ASHTON’S WORK, CHRISTIAN?
And he wants YOU to star in it.
With a little help from the universe.
A step in the right direction even though we still don’t want our childhoods ruined.
I bet 30 years later, Jabba the Hut is really paying the price for his obesity and sedentary lifestyle. If he had feet, he would have lost them to diabetes.
A film about a neighborhood home to a Guy Fieri restaurant AND the flagship Sbarro can have my money any day.
Tilda Swinton and wrestler John Cena might be in the same movie together…FINALLY.
Or just move your ass, George.
I’m in a league of my own, bitch, I’m Tom Hanks.
I was hoping maybe it would be a ‘Clueless’ sequel made from deleted scenes.
Steve Carell is going to make us have feelings.
It’s about getting tough, guys. Don’t be gross.
I hope she’s the new Boba Fett.
The cast is shaping up to be pretty strong.
Aaron Paul should have stuck to selling meth.
FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!!
After losing its star in Sacha Baron Cohen in December at the behest of the band, the Freddie Mercury/Queen biopic project has now lost its director, also due to the…
“The cold never bothered me anyway,” is a pretty metal lyric.
Back to the drawing board.
Do the people who greenlight musicals and theme park rides live 20 years in the past?
Here’s where we’re supposed to act surprised.
Bad news: It’s not Werner Herzog.
HOW SCHLUBBY ARE THEY? Schlubby.
He’s the President. He’s seen all of our boobs.
As cliched as it sounds, watching strangers make out for the first time, for art, really is a thing of beauty…
We’ve heard this one before.
Do Cheney next!
They couldn’t get the rights to the name ‘LOL!!!!111!!!’