Brett Easton Ellis wrote a script that the Guy who wrote ‘Taxi Driver’ is directing about a madman who holds people captive in shark-infested waters. No big deal.
Having finished their nuptials, a newlwed couple exited the church to find the Batmobile parked across the street.
Two of the hardest working men in showbusiness aren’t too busy to make time for voodoo.
He’s immersing himself in ‘Jersey Shore’ reruns in preparation.
Only if they recreate Detroit on a sound stage.
If you aren’t hot on this choice, wait until you see he the female frontrunner is.
The director is in talks to creep out an entirely new generation.
“I was stealing office supplies for a scene in ‘Friends with Benefits’. Ask anyone.”
On the one hand, she’ll be in a nurse’s uniform. On the other, she might kill me.
We love you, but there are other subjects to explore.
No hard feelings?
Yo, HBO. You wanna hit?
An airplane thriller focusing on an air marshall. One request: DON’T MAKE IT LIKE ‘FLIGHTPLAN’! Thx.
For a romantic comedy, this one has a pretty fun little premise. I’m giving it my highest rating for a romantic comedy: two stars, sight unseen.
A man is tumbling through space until his oxygen runs out, wondering what the hell happened. Do not see this movie stoned.
Oh yeah, and the men are in a polyamorous gay relationship now.
Samuel L. Jackson’s character gets the privilege of forcing Kellan Lutz to fight for his freedom. Jealous!
Noam Murro has a schedule conflict.
The question is…what’s he picking up at the pharmacy?
FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!
Van surfing might finally see the light of day.
Can’t wait for the ride based on ‘The Death of Mr. Lazarescu’.
He wants to play a dude named ‘Rawbone’ (maybe) in ‘Creed of Violence’.
Maybe this movie will reveal the goodness behind the man, but it will probably just be about beautiful piles of cocaine.
Bring on the laffs! Oh. Wait. Robert Patrick isn’t funny.
Stallone. Statham. Travolta. Schwarzenegger. Van Damme. Willis. Chuck Mother#@ing Norris.
He’s directing ‘1950’, a movie about the Korean War. Which thankfully happened before the age of self-aware jets.
Let’s DO this, people.
If you murder someone, their zombie corpse is going to want revenge. Not rocket science, people.
The true story of a guy who took down Vegas when it was all tourist families and theme parks. To be fair, that Vegas totally deserved it.