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Another day, another announcement of a film adaptation of a bastardized literary character set in modern times protecting humans from various supernatural monsters.

The departure of Jennifer Lawrence means that Oliver Stone must reach out to the next three biggest stars in young Hollywood.

Numbers don’t lie, Black Swan dance double. Numbers don’t lie.

Sarah Gadon is quickly becoming the Viggo Mortensen of actresses.

To answer your question, no. Nothing from your childhood is sacred anymore.

Terrence Malick is fully aware that the ‘Tree of Life’ poster looks like something Wes Anderson would do, so avert those judging eyes.

‘The Professionals’ are coming! ‘The Professionals’ are coming!

‘X-Men’ sequels would feature all the characters who weren’t killed in ‘X-Men 3′

‘Suspiria’, but with weed.

Images from ‘Brave’ and ‘Hugo Cabret’ will tide you over until the trailers arrive one day.

Will Tupac be on the soundtrack?

The ball is yours to drop, Adam Shankman.

The Quaids are screening a film about their escape from the Star Whackers. Our sincerest apologies to Canada.

He still gets to do ‘Superman’, for some reason.

We now go to our entrenched Hollywood correspondent, Uma Thurman. Uma?

Is Amy Adams too adorable to play Lois Lane?

Maybe profile shots are coming out soon.

Maybe his twin can play the prince in one of the other ‘Snow White’ movies.

He breaks down those crazy action sequences.

Hopefully this means De Niro will finally learn a thing or two about acting.

You know who’s super angry these days? Academy Award winner Natalie Portman’s dancing double for ‘Black Swan’. She’s one pissed off pirouetter.

Beatty won a court case, so he gets to keep the rights to Dick Tracy. Will he ignore them for another couple of decades?

Victoria Justice stars in the Nickelodeon series “Victorious,” which I don’t know because it wasn’t part of the Snick line-up. Now she’s the lead in ‘Fun Size’.

The Farrelly Brothers need actors more… in their current league. They got Will Sasso from “MadTV.”

Josh Hutcherson, Hunter Parish, Evan Peters and more are up for the role of Peeta, the futuristic version of “Peter.”

Tim Burton is in talks with actor Michael Sheen (‘New Moon’, ‘Tron: Legacy’) to join the ‘Dark Shadows’ ensemble. Another Sheen is winning for a change.

Both the King of Scotland and Toussaint captivate our attention in their respective films, but which one would you want to tango with even less? Fight!

Viggo is just too damn good for this Disney crap.

He admits ‘Torque’ was his fault.

Fine. I need the extra time to get my taxes in anyways.