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Does ‘Super 8′ Bring Back That Spielbergian Nostalgia?
Tuesday, June 7 by

Our new contributor to all things geek, Jenna Busch, takes us back to simpler times, when kids solved mysteries without the Internet.

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John Dykstra Adds ‘Super Zero’ To His Resume
Tuesday, June 7 by

At long last, the director of the Sewer Shark video game makes the transition to film.

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How Ready To Rock Are Al Pacino And Dan Fogelman?
Monday, June 6 by

Pacino is close to playing an aging rock star in writer Fogelman’s ‘Imagine’, and I can imagine him destroying some instruments.

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Fuqua To Direct Eminem In Boxing Movie And It’s Not 10 Years Ago?
Monday, June 6 by

Director Antoine Fuqua, who directed ‘Training Day’ and… that’s the credit worth mentioning, is looking to helm ‘Southpaw’ for Dreamworks.

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‘Human Centipede II’ Will Not Wriggle In The UK
Monday, June 6 by

On British TV, you can say “f*ck,” but in British theaters, you can’t show a guy masturbating to his human centipede. What’s up with that, Queen Elizabeth?

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WB Loves Sam Worthington Unconditionally, Tosses Him In Space War
Monday, June 6 by

The only details are that it involves Sam Worthington and a space war. NO, IT’S NOT LIKE ‘AVATAR’!

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No Texting In The Movie Theater
Monday, June 6 by

It’s a simple rule, but some folks just don’t get it. The girl whose shrill, annoying voice you hear in this video is one of those people.

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‘Area 51′ Will Eventually Be Ready To Screen
Monday, June 6 by

What is the GD hold-up?

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‘Salt’ Sequel To Answer Question: “Will There Be More ‘Salt’?”
Monday, June 6 by

Thanks to a $300 worldwide box office, a sequel was as inevitable as Evelyn Salt stopping the nuclear missiles at the end.

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Kevin Smith To Get More Attention With Comic Book Reality Show
Monday, June 6 by

Forget everything you never knew about comic book stores.

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Doug Liman’s ‘Luna’ Poised To Make The Moon A Hollywood Hotspot
Monday, June 6 by

The moon will be a much sexier place if Doug Liman gets his way.

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Naomie Harris Could Be The Next Girl We Watch Bond Bang
Monday, June 6 by

She’s been formally invited to get freaky-deaky with Daniel Craig.

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‘Big Man Japan’ To Become ‘Big Man, Uh, United States’
Monday, June 6 by

Casting directors everywhere send out feelers for the “Japanese Andre the Giant.”

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Sorry, Keith David. The Rock Is Roadblock In ‘G.I. Joe 2′
Monday, June 6 by

Dwayne Johnson steps in to save another sequel.

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Guillermo Del Toro Wants Idris Elba For ‘Pacific Rim’
Monday, June 6 by

Everything’s coming up Idris Elba.

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‘Star Trek 2′ Probably Going To Be A Little Late, Says J.J. Abrams
Sunday, June 5 by

You’d think with all the time-traveling in the first one they’d be able to get it in on time.

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Denzel Won’t Have To Wear A Ping Pong Ball Suit To Work With Zemeckis
Sunday, June 5 by

He might have to get a bit drunk though.

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Sony Gets Its Hands On A Sweet ‘Sex Tape’
Saturday, June 4 by

Who steals a married couple’s sex tape?

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Madisen Beaty Receives Orders From Xenu
Saturday, June 4 by

Another tragically lost soul.

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Jim Carrey Seeks Attention With ‘Dumb And Dumber’, ‘Bruce Almighty’ Sequels
Friday, June 3 by

Carrey is talking about falling off the jet way again. Maybe that’d be more pleasant than penguin wrangling?

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Shockwave’s Got His Red, Glowing Transformers-Eye On You
Friday, June 3 by

We’ve got a new image of Shockwave. “Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh?”

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Spielberg Regrets The Whole ‘E.T.’ Walkie-Talkie Fiasco
Friday, June 3 by

The famous director has gone back on the idea of digitally altering past films, putting Spielberg at odds with his friend George “I Change My Old Movies All The Time, Just To Piss You Off” Lucas.

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Justin Lin To Produce Sci-Fi Film That’s Potentially Fast, Furious
Friday, June 3 by

Director Bobby Glickert went from robot fluffer to sci-fi super-player.

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Patricia Arquette Somehow Lands Gig In David Arquette Movie
Friday, June 3 by

‘Glutton’ is about a bedridden, 1200 pound man, which is awesome.

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What’s Playing This Weekend? (June 3rd)
Friday, June 3 by

Mutants, anyone?

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Paul Thomas Anderson Brainwashes Rami Malek Into His Cult
Friday, June 3 by

‘The Pacific’ actor has been indoctrinated and thetan-scanned into Anderson’s new Scientology-based movie.

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Dispatches From A Slow News Day: Lego Sandcrawler
Friday, June 3 by

14 Lego men died in the construction of this vehicle.

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Of Course There’s A Robotic Turkey Vulture In The New ‘Transformers’
Friday, June 3 by

We all knew it was just a matter of time.

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‘Fast Times’ Cast To Get ‘Honored’ By Spike TV
Friday, June 3 by

I’m anticipating a mix-up where they get the statue for Best Hottie BJ Scene or Finest Vin Diesel Performance.

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Terrence Malick Gives Projectionists Specific Instructions
Friday, June 3 by

Watch your back, projectionists.