At least he knows how to use the Google.
What did you do, Ray?!
Good news for nerds everywhere.
A thorough infographic as to the costs of online piracy.
Welcome to the Swagobah System.
As awesome as this sounds, it could, sadly, put us one step closer to ‘Go-Bots: The Rise of Cy-kill’.
This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.
If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.
He looks like a sexy Pringles can.
There is no information about the new location in which the filmmakers will now have the gangsters violently murdered.
Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.
There is no stapler.
He’s projecting, guys.
Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.
I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.
Pardon the rough language, gang.
You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.
That fish has a terrible sense of direction.
In a movie about a thing that happens.
Because you demanded it.
For real, this time.
The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.
It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?
It’s funny because he enjoys killing people.
Jeez, what a narc.
Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.
Next Level Nerd Boner: ACHIEVED.