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Spaghetti Wednesday takes a sexy turn.
Marcus Nispel Sharpens His Blade For ‘Hack/Slash’
Tuesday, January 17 by

He’s risking a critical drubbing with a title like that.

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Here’s What Won At The Golden Globes Last Night
Monday, January 16 by

Matt LeBlanc!?

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That ‘Goosebumps’ Movie Is Still Happening, Has A Screenwriter
Sunday, January 15 by

He better write the script of his life – or he might lose it!

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Quentin Tarantino Isn’t A Fan Of ‘Drive’
Saturday, January 14 by

Or ‘Meek’s Cutoff’. He liked ‘Green Lantern’ though.

Photo Credit: MajorSpoilers.com
5 Funniest Things We Overheard On The Set Of ‘Tomb Raider XXX’
Friday, January 13 by

Besides the slurping sounds…

Best Beer Advertisement Ever
Glenn Howerton And Various Funny Others Going Down To ‘Coffee Town’
Friday, January 13 by

With Steve Little, Ben Schwartz, and song and dance man Josh Groban.

It's like this, but with her naked breasts. So really nothing like this.
This Is Important: Amanda Seyfried Will Be Nude In ‘Lovelace’
Thursday, January 12 by

If this porn biopic didn’t feature Seryfried’s breasts, it would probably be time to riot.

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Stop and Watch: The Banned ‘Human Unipede’ Commercial
Thursday, January 12 by

‘The Human Centipede’ series heads in a fresh new direction.

If anyone has a more recent photo, please email it to us.
Hulk Hogan To Shave His Mustache, But Not At All In Response To Those Gay Rumors
Thursday, January 12 by

If you eat his mustache trimmings, I’m assuming you become him?

Why hello there. Will Smith didn't hear you come in.
Will Smith To Host Kids’ Choice Awards. Also, News Is Really Slow Today.
Wednesday, January 11 by

Try to flex on him? Don’t be silly.

If you're Jason O., you should know that these two guys dig your work.
Patton Oswalt, Garry Shandling Act Out A Yelp Parking Lot Review
Wednesday, January 11 by

Yelp user Jason O. might now be eligible to join the Writers Guild.

"I'm here to fix the cable."
Robert Rodat Taking A Hammer To ‘Thor 2′ Script
Wednesday, January 11 by

How will Thor lose his powers this time?

Hello, old friend.
‘Police Academy’ Reboot Will Be Helmed By A ‘Tosh.0′ Director
Tuesday, January 10 by

Now that this has been resolved, a nation can exhale and turn its focus to the presidential election.

Classy
It’s A Slow News Month; Here’s A New Commercial With The ShamWow Guy
Tuesday, January 10 by

Yup. We’re currently passing off commercials as entertainment. That’s how slow January is until Sundance rolls around.

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“Randy Newman” Sings The ‘We Need To Talk About Kevin’ Theme
Tuesday, January 10 by

It’s toe-tappin’.

If she doesn't end up with Peeta when the dust settles, I swear to Christ, someone's gonna get skullf*cked.
Dork Out Hard By Buying Your ‘Hunger Games’ And ‘Dark Knight’ Tickets Months Early
Tuesday, January 10 by

The only downside is that if your pregnant wife gives birth those days, you’ll have a very unpleasant decision to make.

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The ‘Star Wars’ Porn Parody Looks Funnier Than The ‘Family Guy’ One
Monday, January 9 by

This won’t ruin your childhood as badly as the prequels did.

If you live outside LA, this is a great opportunity to witness a collective of actors who have given up on their dreams.
Good News For Its 35 Fans: There Will Be A ‘Party Down’ Movie Shooting In 2012
Monday, January 9 by

This is great news to both the handful of people who actually watched the show and the millions of others who inexplicably mourned its cancellation.

He won't be smiling after this news. Wait. Is that a smile? What the hell is that?
Russell Brand Uninvited From People’s Choice Awards. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Monday, January 9 by

Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!

There go my future erections.
The Oscars Trailer Suggests They’re Putting Off Fresh Material For 2013 At The Earliest
Friday, January 6 by

The Oscars want to demonstrate they’re more the same than ever with this parody piece.

Why are Mommy and Daddy fighting?
HBO Is Totally C*ck-Blocking Netflix
Friday, January 6 by

Why are Mommy and Daddy fighting?

This seemed like the right picture to use for this story.
David O. Russell Is In Trouble For Groping His Transgender Niece “Out Of Curiosity”
Friday, January 6 by

He Hearts Huckabees…And His Tranny Niece’s New Breasts

She doesn't seem like that bad of a boss.
‘Horrible Bosses’ To Tie Up All Its Loose Ends With A Sequel
Thursday, January 5 by

Oh man, I bet these bosses are gonna be sooooooo bad! Let’s go get drunk, guys!

Down in front!
Naked Guy Arrested At ‘Chipwrecked’ Matinee
Thursday, January 5 by

At least put on some popcorn, guy.

I'd cut my hand off for her.
Lily Collins To Battle Demons In Rebooted ‘Evil Dead’
Thursday, January 5 by

She’d look hot with a chainsaw hand.

On an unrelated note, China's flight attendants are among the world's best-trained and deadliest.
China Found That 2/3 Of Their Shows Were Low-Brow, Cancelled Them All
Wednesday, January 4 by

I smell a rat… a big commie rat.

This video is like a portal into my dark dreams.
It Was A Matter Of Time: ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’ Mom Dresses Daughter Up Like Lady Gaga
Wednesday, January 4 by

Are Laci’s fans Little Little Monsters?

More of this probably
Our 5 Guesses As To The Plot Of ‘Paranormal Activity 4′
Wednesday, January 4 by

A few potential pitches.

"These klowns, honey, gonna make you die."
We’re Getting Closer To A ‘Killer Klowns From Outer Space’ Sequel
Wednesday, January 4 by

C’mon Syfy. Make this happen.

"Run! It's Jennifer Aniston. And she's pissed!!"
Brad Pitt Is Already Making ‘World War Z’ Trilogy Plans
Wednesday, January 4 by

The Zombie Ultimatum?

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