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Angelina regrets signing on for the sequels.
‘Wanted’ Writers Returning For Sequel
Wednesday, September 28 by

They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.

Can you smell what Susan Sarandon is cookin'? It's a huckleberry cobbler. You boys must be hungry.
‘Snitch’ To FINALLY Pair Up The Rock And Susan Sarandon?
Tuesday, September 27 by

It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.

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Lionsgate Brings ‘Dead Island’ Zombies To The Big Screen
Tuesday, September 27 by

Lots and lots of undead gore.

It's time for Mick's breastfeeding once again.
Mick Jagger Hires Josh Olson To Pen Adult Thriller, ‘Tabloid’
Tuesday, September 27 by

No nude scenes, please.

"All that hate's gonna burn you up, son." "Keeps me warm."
WOLVERINES!!! ‘Red Dawn’ Remake To Be Released Next Year
Monday, September 26 by

It turns out that the studios didn’t want to offend China, lest they decide to boycott bootlegging the film.

"Alas, poor Yorick! He was a bitch."
‘Boardwalk Empire’ Star Michael K. Williams Likely To Join ‘Django Unchained’
Monday, September 26 by

Hopefully he’ll be cast in the role of Bad Motherf***er.

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Take The ‘Is That Patti Stanger Or Chewbacca’ Challenge
Monday, September 26 by

‘Patti once pulled a man’s arms out of their sockets after losing a game of canasta.’

MILF!
‘Man Of Steel’s’ New Mom Is Hot
Monday, September 26 by

The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.

Coming of Age Movies That Make Men Cry
Weekend Box Office Report: Still Good To Be The ‘King’
Sunday, September 25 by

Step aside, movies released in the past 15 years.

I could have used an image that wasn't a nude camera phone pic, but that would be pretty stupid of me.
‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ And Blake Lively
Friday, September 23 by

Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.

They later fired their stylists.
Casey Affleck And Camilla Belle Join The Sexy, New Version Of ‘Paradise Lost’
Friday, September 23 by

They’ll be wearing wings and fig leaves respectively.

This is how orgies start.
No, For Reals: ‘Extreme Musical Chairs’ Is Going To Be A Show
Thursday, September 22 by

It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.

Oh, they're going to have a great time on set!
Craig Robinson, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, And James Franco Join ‘Jay And Seth Vs. The Apocalypse’
Wednesday, September 21 by

All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.

"Alaskan bitches better have my money."
50 Cent To Play An Alaskan P-I-M-P In ‘Frozen Ground’
Wednesday, September 21 by

Somehow Val Kilmer isn’t in this movie.

"Freeze motherbitches!!"
Justin Lin Blows Off ‘Terminator’ For ‘Fast Five’ Sequel
Wednesday, September 21 by

He’s far too busy for all of these sequels.

He kind of looks like the Nazi from 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'
Lars Von Trier Un-Apologizes For Hitler ‘Joke’
Tuesday, September 20 by

He kind of looks like the Nazi from ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’

She totally barfs after.
James Cameron To Revolutionize Theme Parks With ‘Avatar: The Ride’
Tuesday, September 20 by

James Cameron is chomping at the bit.

not pictured: Larry Middleman
‘Arrested Development’ Cast Reunites…For A Festival Panel
Tuesday, September 20 by

“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”

NWA
John Singleton And Ice Cube Crusading To Make N.W.A. Biopic ‘Straight Outta Compton’
Monday, September 19 by

Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.

He does a great Don Johnson.
11 Reasons Kevin Costner Passed On ‘Django Unchained’
Monday, September 19 by

He’d better have a damn good reason.

Comin' at ya!
Frances Bay (a.k.a. Happy Gilmore’s Grandmother) Dies At 92
Monday, September 19 by

She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.

So long, Spartacus.
Damage Control: Netflix Splits Services And Rebrands As Qwikster
Monday, September 19 by

Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”

Coming of Age Movies That Make Men Cry
Weekend Box Office Report: It’s Good To Be The King
Sunday, September 18 by

It’s the circle of box office performance.

Future generations will regard SJP's character as the first woman to ever maintain steady employment while raising children.
I Don’t Know Why They Did It: A Blind Critique Of The Message Behind ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’
Friday, September 16 by

Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

Next stop, Teddy T's!
Denver Film Enthusiasts Re-enact ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ With Friends’ Corpse
Friday, September 16 by

It’s unclear who got to be Andrew McCarthy.

Go 'merica.
8 Movie Characters Who Piss On The Constitution
Friday, September 16 by

Not cool, fellas.

Can we just cut out the middleman and make this porn?
Don’t Worry, Teenage Boys From 1996, The ‘Baywatch’ Film Is Still Happening
Friday, September 16 by

The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.

Everything he does, he does it for you.
Kevin Costner Is No Longer The Slavemaster In Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’
Friday, September 16 by

He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.

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In Honor Of ‘Drive': 9 Smooth Movie Getaways
Thursday, September 15 by

Sometimes flight is much cooler than fight.

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Netflix Stock Plummets After Low Subscriber Prediction
Thursday, September 15 by

Whatever that means.