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Next ‘Tarzan’ To Be The First Of A Trilogy
Thursday, June 2 by

‘Tarzan: A New Hope’?

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‘Alien At Large’ To Be The Next Large Thing
Thursday, June 2 by

Dumb alien = box office gold.

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23rd James Bond Movie Gets Date, A Release Date
Thursday, June 2 by

James Bond will return in: Fall, 2012.

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Lasse Hallström Hard At Work On Another Nicolas Sparks Tear-Jerker
Thursday, June 2 by

I’m not crying. Shut up. I just hit my eye while lifting weights.

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Paramount To Gamble On A Superhero Movie
Thursday, June 2 by

A superhero movie? It’ll never work.

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Paul Greengrass Might Actually Direct A Movie
Thursday, June 2 by

It will either be about Tom Hanks fighting pirates or racecars. To clarify, Tom Hanks won’t be fighting racecars.

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Redford And Nolte Take A Hike In ‘A Walk In The Woods’
Thursday, June 2 by

Robert Redford and Nick Nolte could be teaming up to make the blondest, wrinkliest film of all time.

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Martin Scorsese To Expose Hot, Heavy Taylor/Burton Affair?
Wednesday, June 1 by

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton are like the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of the 60s and 70s, only with eighty less adopted children.

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Evel Knievel Is Motorcycle Jumping Back Into Your Heart With Biopic
Wednesday, June 1 by

But will Ric Roman Waugh direct the movie… on fire?

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‘Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy’ To Tinker In November
Wednesday, June 1 by

Can’t wait for ‘Dark Knight Rises’? You can see Gary Oldman and Tom Hardy in theaters this year, albeit in a movie that’s not about Batmen.

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R.I.P. Harry Redmond Jr., Special Effects Artist
Wednesday, June 1 by

You know you’re getting on in years when your IMDB page includes special effects for ‘King Kong’. Not the Peter Jackson one, or the ancient Charles Grodin one. The Fay Wray one.

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‘Pirates 5′ Director Whirlpool Includes Sam Raimi And Shawn Levy?
Wednesday, June 1 by

Which director will Disney set sail with? Hey, that pun kinda works with the visual themes of the movie. Great.

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Jennifer Hudson Joins ‘The Three Stooges’ Because…What’s The Point Any More?
Wednesday, June 1 by

At this point, I’m half-expecting the producers to announce they have just signed on Christian Slater to play some long-lost fourth stooge.

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Hailee Steinfeld Top Choice To Get Blood-Dumped In ‘Carrie’?
Wednesday, June 1 by

Rumors say the producers of the Stephen King adaptation have put Hailee Steinfeld (‘True Grit’) at the top of their casting wish list. If she takes the part, she’ll get a $10 horse.

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David Fincher On The Verge Of A ‘Panic Attack’
Wednesday, June 1 by

He may be going back to his roots of scaring the sh*t out of people.

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Sarah Silverman Slowly Creeping Back Towards Television
Wednesday, June 1 by

It sounds like the networks might be ready for her brand of cute racist jokes.

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Amy Adams Joins P.T. Anderson’s ‘The Master’, Scientologists Be Damned
Wednesday, June 1 by

She’ll play Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s wife. Only in Hollywood!!!!

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‘I Hate You, Dad’ Finds Susan Sarandon Both Sexy And Intellectual
Wednesday, June 1 by

Sarandon is going to play Samberg’s mom, just like she does in all those SNL Digital Shorts.

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Johnny Knoxville Takes A Role That Won’t Require He Wear A Cup
Wednesday, June 1 by

Thanks to ‘Fun Size’, he can let the fellas breathe.

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Jackie Robinson To Go From The Negro Leagues To The Big Screen
Wednesday, June 1 by

This movie will get made much slower than you can say ‘Jackie Robinson’.

Blake Lively Nude Pics a Career Killer
Blake Lively Nude Pics a Career Killer
Wednesday, June 1 by

Uh, no.

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New ‘Captain America’ Posters Are Patriotic And Heroic
Wednesday, June 1 by

Posters! What will they think of next??

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‘The Hunger Games’ Trilogy Will Sensibly Be Four Movies
Wednesday, June 1 by

‘The Hunger Games’ are going into extra innings.

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See The Barely NSFW ‘Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Poster
Wednesday, June 1 by

Hide the children!

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Joaquin Phoenix To Pimp Out Marion Cotillard In ‘Low Life’
Wednesday, June 1 by

It’s like ‘Pretty Woman’ but sad.

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‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ And New Writer Marti Noxon
Tuesday, May 31 by

Marti Noxon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), whose last name sounds like an element on the periodic table, has turned in a new draft adapting Seth Grahame-Smith’s bestseller.

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New ‘Super 8′ Stills Show Everything (But The Monster)
Tuesday, May 31 by

Paramount gave the interwebs a ton of new pictures showing the film’s many, many humans.

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Links Away: George Lucas Strikes Back
Tuesday, May 31 by

Turns out we’ve been wrong about the guy this whole time.

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Dania Ramirez “Fills Out” ‘American Reunion’ Cast (Boob-Wise)
Tuesday, May 31 by

At least the producers of ‘American Reunion’ are adding fresh eye candy into Universal’s penis-squashed new ‘American Pie’.

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Baumbach And Eiseinberg To Reteam For ‘While We’re Young’?
Tuesday, May 31 by

This is one of those stories that will probably happen, but we need to put a question mark after the title to cover our ass.