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The good news is, it doesn’t sound terrible. The bad news is, ‘Burn Notice’ comes first.

Kevin Durand will have to protect Robert Pattinson from all the crazy sh*t that Cronenberg is going to throw at him.

David Hayter wrote ‘Watchmen’ and ‘X2′, but he’s now turning his attention to adapting books with fewer pictures that also inspire sad people to dress-up in convention halls.

Mark Verheiden has penned everything from “Battlestar Galactica” to Superman comics. He’ll be teaming with Akiva Goldsman on the NBC series that’s just one part of a big, giant thing.

Michael Mann and Paul Haggis have gone crazy with gold fever, because they’re packaging a movie called ‘Gold’ as a possible directing vehicle for Mann.

Green Day may drop dookies into theaters nationwide.

Michael Clarke Duncan took the green mile all the way to Green Lantern planet in his green machine. I assume he has a green machine.

Tortorella (‘Scream 4′) is up for the lead villain: a shady, Satan-worshipping cop. Side note: has there been a satanic police procedural yet?

In my mind at least, The Crow has always been a really handsome preppy guy with insane abs.

They say the best revenge is living well, and Kosinski seems to be living well with Universal on one arm and Tom Cruise on the other (not in a gay way).

Joaquin Phoenix can play “drunk weirdo” in his sleep, as this picture demonstrates. Maybe his recent behavior was him just prepping.

Sean Penn will probably not look like this for his role as an ex-special forces operative. But it would be cool if he did.

Britain’s version of Jeff Goldblum is being fit for a set of fangs.

If the Wachowskiscan get gold from Keanu Reeves, they should be able to get enriched uranium from Tom Hanks.

Because it’s ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, we’re legally obligated to give this guy his own news article.

There will be three Wonder Woman outfits. One for every person that watches the show.

Don’t Let It Bite You!!!

There is maybe nothing worse than watching A-list celebrities awkwardly try (and fail) to raise awareness about child sex trafficking through deadpan humor.

Finally, Pesci and Lohan might be working together.

Could someone like Keanu Reeves be convincing as an emotionless robot?

No word on what the running time will be.

He’s ready to prove how gritty and British he can be.

Sounds like ‘The Crow: Unplugged’.

You know that British guy who’s in everything from ‘Batman Begins’ to ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ to ‘Shakespeare In Love’? Maybe? Well, he’s in another movie.

In his epic quest to cure 3D headachyness and do a crazy technology thing, Jackson has opted to shoot ‘The Hobbit’ at 48 frames per second, rather than the good ol’ fashioned 24.

Totally tubular to the excellent.

What young girl doesn’t dream of getting passed around like a doobie between two stoners? Blake Lively certainly must. She’s the current front runner to play the female lead in Oliver Stone’s new drama, ‘The Savages’.

Twentieth Century Fox and director James Cameron have chosen MBS Media Campus in Manhattan Beach to shoot the sequels to ‘Avatar’, the bazillion dollar-grossing, unofficial ‘Pocahontas’ remake.

“This one time….I helped my under-employed former co-stars get work…”

For those saying Alec Baldwin is a bitter, jaded Hollywood monster: He still beams after one-night stands with models.