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Dracula Will Sound Like Adam Sandler In ‘Hotel Transylvania’
Tuesday, July 5 by

Dracula is going to sound like a buffoon.

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Christopher Walken Will Of Course Play Zeus In ‘Gods Behaving Badly’
Tuesday, July 5 by

What happens when 10 Greek gods stop being polite and start getting real?

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Danny Boyle Wants Scarlett Johansson (And Colin Firth For ‘Trance’)
Tuesday, July 5 by

Don’t we all, Danny. Don’t we all.

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Weekend Box Office Report: America Loves ‘Transformers’*
Monday, July 4 by

*But not as much as the rest of the world does.

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Did Michael Bay Use The Same Incomprehensible Footage In Two Movies?
Sunday, July 3 by

It’s his footage, he’ll use it as much as he wants!

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‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ Makes Literally A Billion Dollars
Sunday, July 3 by

That’s a lot of booty? Sorry.

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Shia LaBeouf Is So Over Running Away From Giant Robots
Saturday, July 2 by

Three movies is enough for any man.

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Elizabeth Banks Producing ‘Perfect Pitch’ Without Musical Instrumentation
Saturday, July 2 by

And in perfect harmony!

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The ‘Jackass’ Crew Pay Tribute To Ryan Dunn
Friday, July 1 by

Featuring Roger Alan Wade’s “The Light Outlives The Star.”

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Adrianne Palicki Brings Figure To ‘G.I. Joe: Cobra Strikes’
Friday, July 1 by

She’ll work the power javelin as Lady Jaye.

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What’s Playing This Weekend: July 1st
Friday, July 1 by

Robots.

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You Can Expect To See Chris Rock & Brooklyn Decker In ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’
Friday, July 1 by

You should also expect to see Anna Kendrick’s boobs get bigger.

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Uwe Boll: “The Tree Of Life Is A Piece Of Sh*t”
Thursday, June 30 by

He also thinks Lars von Trier is a retard.

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DJ Caruso To Resurrect ‘A Walk Among The Tombstones’ After 14 Years?
Thursday, June 30 by

14 years in turnaround. This is the Oliver Twist of films.

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Drew Barrymore To Direct (And Probably Make Out With Star Of) ‘Heist Society’
Thursday, June 30 by

But is there a role for Justin Long???

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Christopher Nolan Unearths Keith Gordon For World To See
Thursday, June 30 by

He found him!!

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‘Thor 2′ For Summer 2013 With Hemsworth, But Not Branagh
Thursday, June 30 by

What took them so long?

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Old Schlubby Pal Vince Vaughn To Join Ben Stiller In ‘Neighborhood Watch’
Thursday, June 30 by

If Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn were actually in charge of saving the planet, I really don’t like our odds.

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Ed Harris & Matthew Fox Won’t Enlist In ‘World War Z’
Thursday, June 30 by

You won’t get to see Ed Harris kill a zombie with a shovel after all. :(

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Ferrell, Wahlberg To Scream At Each Other In ‘Three Mississippi’
Thursday, June 30 by

I’m sure Ferrell will play some sort of unflappable, level-headed dad who never gets pushed to his breaking point.

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Disney Adapting The Matterhorn Ride Now
Thursday, June 30 by

Space Mountain or GTFO.

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week: June 30
Thursday, June 30 by

Good haircuts, bad facial hair.

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‘Twilight Zone’ Creator Rod Serling Could Chain Smoke On The Big Screen
Thursday, June 30 by

Picture it, if you will.

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When Will It End?: Bryan Cranston To Join ‘Gangster Squad’
Wednesday, June 29 by

Look out James Franco, you’re about to get Cranston’d!

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Links Away: Cat Watches ‘Alien’ Marathon
Wednesday, June 29 by

A more apt descrption might be “cat absolutely freaking terrified by ‘Alien’ marathon.”

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Diablo Cody To Step Behind The Camera For ‘Lamb Of God’
Wednesday, June 29 by

A girl named Diablo is finding religion.

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Chris Hemsworth Will Lead A Team Of (Shirtless?) Operatives In ‘Shadow Runner’
Wednesday, June 29 by

The next logical progression in his career arc is a Hamas/Israeli conflict film.

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Sony Acquires Roland Emmerich’s ‘Singularity’. Whatever That Is.
Wednesday, June 29 by

They’re totally breaking the bro code by not sharing plot details.

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Michael Bay To Do “Small” Film Next
Wednesday, June 29 by

‘Pain and Gain’ would cost $20 million, or roughly 1.33 LaBeoufs.

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Casting Round-Up: Austin, Johannsen, Esposito, And Fehr All Find New Paychecks
Wednesday, June 29 by

Tom finds his Huckleberry, Scarlett’s gonna sing some more, a dude from ‘Roswell’ is going to do ‘Roswell FM’, and Gus breaks ‘Breaking Bad’.