The only downside is that if your pregnant wife gives birth those days, you’ll have a very unpleasant decision to make.
This won’t ruin your childhood as badly as the prequels did.
This is great news to both the handful of people who actually watched the show and the millions of others who inexplicably mourned its cancellation.
Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!
The Oscars want to demonstrate they’re more the same than ever with this parody piece.
Why are Mommy and Daddy fighting?
He Hearts Huckabees…And His Tranny Niece’s New Breasts
Oh man, I bet these bosses are gonna be sooooooo bad! Let’s go get drunk, guys!
At least put on some popcorn, guy.
She’d look hot with a chainsaw hand.
I smell a rat… a big commie rat.
Are Laci’s fans Little Little Monsters?
A few potential pitches.
C’mon Syfy. Make this happen.
The Zombie Ultimatum?
Not bad, but could have used more special features.
What are they doing in response to the recent news of his death? Not much, man. Not much.
Fans of Silvio Dante from ‘The Sopranos’, this is for you.
“Batman, I’ve planted a bomb in the hmppfff arrmupgh.”
You had your chance, Harland Williams.
A Scorsese-blast in America’s face.
There will be cubes involved.
There can be only one.
Happy New Year!
20% more people are watching crap like ’16 and Pregnant’.
Lens flare at the touch of a button.
Let’s hope he does better than Eddie Murphy.
By clicking on this article, you are admitting you have alien-whore fantasies.
Run free, Cheetah. Run free.