He told you not to touch them! And they’re “action figures” by the way.
Yeah, we got pictures.
This is more difficult than Sophie’s Choice.
I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.
Are his abs up to the challenge?
She’s the new Heather Graham.
If you saw this picture and thought “Tyler Perry,” you’re a horrible racist.
Seriously. ‘The Fall Guy’?
Burt Reynolds will play a guy trying to sleep with Archer’s mom.
Things are going to get loud and sweaty.
Jeez, you get your client a gig saluting ONE brutal dictator and this is the thanks you get?
He’s bringing folksy back.
Your studio apartment doesn’t seem so small anymore, does it?
Now if they could just get rid of Charlie Sheen.
Just put Edgar Wright on it and call it a day.
My research hasn’t turned up any signs of Chuck Lorre’s involvement in the show.
And that’s not even considering all the money he makes from wearing Kangol hats and laughing uproariously at the Oscars.
With Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and everything!
This is where I would put in my interpretation of the video you’re about to see, but it’s a ‘Tim and Eric’ video, so that’s impossible.
What do 800,000 customers really look like?
Once again, the blame is on George Lucas.
Surprisingly, it’s not based on a board game.
Better late than never?
Brought to you by Skechers Shape-Ups and TBS…
Sony calls on the master of nerd storytelling.
This is going to be awesome in a “I’m laughing at them” kind of way.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?
File this under WTF?
The shows are called ‘DILFs’, ‘Fat Rob’, and ‘Rick’. Please, keep reading.
He’s been pigeon-holed.