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Here’s The Official Plot Of ‘Batman v Superman’, In Case The Title Didn’t Clue You In
Tuesday, June 9 by

Again, it’s what you’d think.

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The Definitive LIst Of Arnold Schwazenegger One-Liners Is Upon Us
Monday, June 8 by

The perfect line for any time you rip a guy’s arms off.

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Fox Pits ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Writing Team Against ‘Broad City’ Writing Team For That Female ’21 Jumpstreet’ Script
Monday, June 8 by

Let the most hilarious, self-referential script win!

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The New Showrunner For ‘Daredevil’ Is Writing A New ‘Akira’ Script For Warner Bros.
Monday, June 8 by

Don’t say this guy doesn’t like gritty, urban crime stories.

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Dave Grohl And HBO Lines Up Season 2 Of ‘Sonic Highways’
Monday, June 8 by

It sounds like we’ll get the documentary without the cheesy Foo Fighters songs at the end.

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‘Independence Day 2′ Reveals Its Plot, And It’s…Familiar
Monday, June 8 by

If you liked the first one, I think you’ll like the second one. Because it sounds like the exact same story.

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Surprisingly No Nut Shots In ‘7 Days In Hell’ Teaser
Monday, June 8 by

How’d they resist?

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‘Entourage’ Opening Weekend Not So Hot, Dudes *does tequila shot anyway*
Monday, June 8 by

If this took place in the ‘Entourage’ universe, Ari would be screaming at everyone right now. More than normal.

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HBO And Brad Pitt Are Adapting ‘Whiskey Tango Foxtrot’ As A Series
Monday, June 8 by

HBO adds another tale of bored millennials to its slate.

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Oh, Man: Paramount Is Apparently Serious About Making A ‘Transformers’ Universe Of Films
Monday, June 8 by

They’ve got a Not group of writers who could ooze out as many as 12 of these things.

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Ron Perlman Is Down For ‘Hellboy 3′ If Everyone Else Is
Monday, June 8 by

This film needs your support! Financially! This film needs $85 million, to be more specific.

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Uwe Boll Is Maaaaaaad
Monday, June 8 by

The guy who makes wish-fulfillment fantasy films about killing sprees has a bone to pick with you.

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Netflix Will Be Releasing The Next Brad Pitt-Starring Film, ‘War Machine’
Monday, June 8 by

This sounds like we’re approaching PHASE 2 of the Netflix Global Domination Plan.

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FIFA Has A Bad Week With Movie Premieres As Well, With ‘United Passions’ Flopping At Box Office
Monday, June 8 by

Now is NOT the time for a FIFA corporate propaganda push.

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Watch Tom Cruise Put Himself In More Harmful Situations In ‘Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation’ Trailer
Thursday, June 4 by

For his next trick, Mr. Cruise will tie himself to a rocket.

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New ‘Vacation’ Trailer Raises The Dog Pee Sandwich Bar
Thursday, June 4 by

Rusty Griswold is going to Wally World even if it murders him.

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‘San Andreas’ Is Apparently Inspiring People To Buy Earthquake Survival Kits
Thursday, June 4 by

Because from what I’ve seen in the trailer, all this could be managed with a gallon of bottled water and a flashlight with fresh batteries.

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Clint Eastwood To Direct Film About Hero Pilot ‘Sully’
Wednesday, June 3 by

Spoiler alert: He lands the plane.

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The Rock To Fight Evil Sorcerers In ‘Big Trouble In Little China’ Remake
Tuesday, June 2 by

Sign us up!

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Wes Anderson Presents ‘The Shining’
Monday, June 1 by

Well, everyone knows Kubrick directed ‘The Shining’. What this mash-up presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.

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No Need For Another ‘Tron’ After All
Monday, June 1 by

“F*ck it.” – Disney

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‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Is The Best Movie Of The 1980’s
Monday, June 1 by

Can’t go wrong with synths.

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Robert Rodriguez To Make ‘Jonny Quest’ Movie That Nobody Really Asked For
Wednesday, May 27 by

Important film.

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‘Mad Max: Fury Road’s’ Car Explosions Are Real And They’re Spectacular
Wednesday, May 27 by

It’s Hump Day. Watch some cars get blow’d up.

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‘It’ Ain’t Happening With Cary Fukunaga
Tuesday, May 26 by

Now who’s going to emotionally scar us?

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Peter Sarsgaard Will Be ‘The Magnificent Seven’s Villain
Wednesday, May 20 by

So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…

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‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Would Make A Great 8-Bit Game
Wednesday, May 20 by

Man, I would put off so much homework in order to play this.

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‘Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials’ Trailer Shows Restraint By Not Using That Smashing Pumpkins Song
Wednesday, May 20 by

Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2′ Will Bring Back A Major Villain
Wednesday, May 20 by

This could be the best movie ever made about turtles fighting a brain from outer space.

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That Lonely Island Will Be Called ‘Conner4Real’ And Will Co-Star Tim Meadows
Wednesday, May 20 by

Polish your jean jacket! That’s right. Polish it.

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