The sequel formerly known as ‘Xerxes’.
It looks like the team behind G.I. Joe is going to try a different approach this time. That makes sense.
She has to knock out three high-profile pics before moving onto this fourth one. Must be nice.
Ben Affleck hired himself, which seems like cheating.
Something tells me it won’t be a hero’s death.
While the letter’s tone may seem polite and deferential to the untrained eye, those in the know are able to read between the lines.
Will Leo be able to brood while performing “jazz hands?”
Let’s hope these aren’t all of the best parts.
Don’t call bigfoot “Sasquatch.” His mom did that when she was mad at him, and it pisses him off to no end.
And the winner is…
Ed Helms is totally going to find an excuse to sing in this movie.
Like ‘Swimfan’ but newer.
Ray Liotta does what Ray Liotta wants.
I vote for ‘Spaceballs’.
‘Green Lantern 2: Havana Nights’?
You have two choices before you.
Oh, and there will probably be a girl involved.
“Folk you!” -The Coens.
He’s playing a real-life make-up artist who is sent in to remove a fake movie crew from a very real hostage situation.
Hint: you can make them parts of a double feature if you’re willing to hide out in the theater for a month.
J. Lo is going to play a successful business woman that adopts, Gosling and Refn continue their courtship, and the ‘Snow White’ casting machine rambles on.
You could record a video of Emma Stone setting all of my friends and family on fire, and I’d probably still pay to see it.
If he thinks our future is going to look anything like his music videos, we need to act NOW.
Kevin Pollak is going to have to find a new impersonation.
Using Aromascope technology, we’ll finally be able to experience the oaky aroma of Joel McHale.
What’s playing this weekend? Glad you asked.
He’s adapting the Gabriel Allon books by Daniel Silva. I wonder if he’ll have a role for Ludacris.
This is going to be so hood.
In this one, a game of ‘Angry Birds’ will expose all the covert ops we have in hostile nations.
It’s like ‘Gosford Park’, but with fast cars and machine guns.