I smell an Al Swearengen crossover opportunity. Wait. No. I’m smelling lavender. Close.
He explains ‘Total Recall’ for you, in case you have trouble following Arnold Schwarzenegger films.
Was he drunk? He must have been drunk.
That’s a lot of old man strength.
By the time we reach season eight, it will just be Dexter sitting in a room having a dinner party with six ghosts.
They get their strength from eating people. Just like I do.
Who wouldn’t want to watch this?
If she’ll sleep with Chuck, she’ll sleep with Frankenstein’s monster.
Ashton will retain sole custody of his spotty facial hair.
They’re hoping it lasts at least as long as the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ remake does.
Let this be the news that signified Rob Schneider’s career had superseded Adam Sandler’s, never to be overtaken again.
This is how they do justice in Canada.
This is just really awesome. The costumes, the deception…everything.
No one makes me laugh like Glenn Beck does.
He also thought the war in Iraq was our nation’s finest hour and P.F. Chang’s has pretty authentic Chinese food.
Walking dead men tell no tales.
If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.
This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.
The answer is in your wallet…and it’s not a really old condom.
Everything is snapping into place.
He’s going to buy Django’s wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.
No one else is fit to wield his chainsaw.
They opted out of the working title ‘Look At These Weird Muslims!’
He bores his victims to death.
But SOMEONE is!
He’s owned up to it.
They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.
In a further show of solidarity with Ratner, the heavy gal from ‘Bridesmaids’ asked that her name be removed from consideration.