Gandalf gives the straight dope.
Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.
He’s a regular Carrot Top.
Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.
Hollywood’s new besties.
They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.
This baby casts itself.
Stallone played us. He played us all.
The only candidate who has never done anything wrong in the history of ever.
Way to betray your fanbase, Budweiser.
Why am I just finding out now that this movie is awesome?
That kid is going to be tough to ground.
Daddy needs a new castle.
It’s fitting seeing as they both need a hit.
But will he make a good lightning guy?
Who to choke the air out of first?
Every actor’s dream.
Some people just can’t have nice things.
RZA’s involvement in any film project makes it much more palatable.
Mitt Romney might not approve this message.
Yeah, baby! Yeah!!
I’m holding out for a Conan vs. The Terminator film.
Kids say the darndest things.
Hint: It wasn’t ‘The Wizard Of Oz’.
One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.
Hopefully he’ll find a way to make it ridiculously expensive.
BREAKING: Hollywood might not be a meritocracy.
I’m lead to believe this is important.
I hope he fights a bear.
Why would you say that, Tom? Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth! Get all that poop coming out of your mouth!