He brought JCPenney’s to this town
Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.
Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.
Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”
Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.
I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.
In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.
This is the ship we’re looking for.
Blackie is the John Cazale to Uggie’s Pacino.
Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.
You can’t shake showbizz pros.
Charles Bronson versus wolves?
Better luck next year, ‘The Artist’.
‘The Wicker Man 2: This Time He’s A Ghost’.
He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.
The studio decided to go in a different direction, citing the rising costs of bandanas and mustache bleach.
His parents are gonna be pisssssssssssed!
Yeah, more like Isliam Neeson.
I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.
Reps for the star claim, “he wants to relax at home.” Like Gene Hackman.
Wardrobe by Urban Outfitters.
When God shuts a Demi Moore, he opens a Chloe Sevigny.
That’s why you never improve property you don’t own. A cold lesson here, folks.
That glow that you get after sex? I guess you can get that from cosmetics, too.
If you ever wondered how Matt Damon would fare in jail…better than you might have guessed.
The dog is a dog because of its dog-ness, or so Gottfried Leibniz would have us believe.
2012: The year clay animation became offensive.
It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…
‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????