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Ben Gazzara (A.K.A. Jackie Treehorn) Dead At 81
Friday, February 3 by

He brought JCPenney’s to this town

In which Dabney nears the end of his rope.
‘Enter The Alpha Dog’ (Dabney Coleman Erotic Fan Fiction – Chapter 17)
Friday, February 3 by

Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.

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David Lynch Directs Another Commercial For His Coffee Line
Friday, February 3 by

Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.

Einstein will be played by Nathan Lane.
‘Back To The Future’ To Become A Super-Timely Musical?
Thursday, February 2 by

Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”

Former slaves.
Amazing Letter From A Slave (Darth Vader) To His Former Master (Watto)
Thursday, February 2 by

Amazing!

Don't make us choose.
Are Russell Crowe And Liam Neeson Boarding Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’?
Thursday, February 2 by

Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.

She's remained silent far too long on the topic of corporate hubris.
Tyler Perry To Take On Wall Street The Only Way He Can: By Masquerading As A Giant Black Lady
Wednesday, February 1 by

I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.

Pretty soon, we won't even need the popcorn, but rather will just have these bridging the gap between the butter fountain and my mouth.
Baja Innovations Has A New Way To Butter Your Popcorn (Not A Metaphor)
Wednesday, February 1 by

In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.

DIBS!!!!
MILLENNIUM FALCON FOUND AT BOTTOM OF BALTIC SEA!!!
Wednesday, February 1 by

This is the ship we’re looking for.

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Martin Scorsese Livid Over Golden Collar Snub Of ‘Hugo’s’ Doberman
Wednesday, February 1 by

Blackie is the John Cazale to Uggie’s Pacino.

I wouldn't put this guy in charge of watering my plants for the weekend.
Adam Sandler To Star In And Write ‘Candy Land’ Movie, Because F*ck You, That’s Why
Tuesday, January 31 by

Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.

The frog handled himself wonderfully.
The Muppets Own Fox News
Tuesday, January 31 by

You can’t shake showbizz pros.

The streets are on notice.
Joe Carnahan Has A ‘Death Wish’ As In That’s The Next Film He’s Directing
Monday, January 30 by

Charles Bronson versus wolves?

Congrats Champ
The SAG Awards Big Winners
Monday, January 30 by

Better luck next year, ‘The Artist’.

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Nicolas Cage Wants To Visit Japan As A Ghost
Saturday, January 28 by

‘The Wicker Man 2: This Time He’s A Ghost’.

Stupid-Ass Wolves!
Shock: Biologist Calls Bullsh*t On Wolves In ‘The Grey’
Friday, January 27 by

He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.

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Hulk Hogan Says Hulk Hogan Was Offered A Starring Role In ‘The Wrestler’
Friday, January 27 by

The studio decided to go in a different direction, citing the rising costs of bandanas and mustache bleach.

With all these pot busts, you'd think Sierra Blanca PD could get a less ghetto height-measuring scale.
The Lone Ranger (Armie Hammer) Was Busted For Weed, Man
Thursday, January 26 by

His parents are gonna be pisssssssssssed!

Release the Qur'an!
Liam Neeson Is Totally Into Islam Now
Thursday, January 26 by

Yeah, more like Isliam Neeson.

Maybe he could meet a gentleman named Walter White while touring the American Southwest and go on some crossover adventures.
Having Forgotten About ‘Joey’, NBC Considers A Dwight Spin-off From ‘The Office’
Thursday, January 26 by

I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.

We hardly knew ye...
Uggie Is Out This Bitch
Thursday, January 26 by

Reps for the star claim, “he wants to relax at home.” Like Gene Hackman.

This is happening. This is real.
New Reality Show Will Combine My Two Least-Favorite Things: DJs And Simon Cowell
Thursday, January 26 by

Wardrobe by Urban Outfitters.

I would let her interview me.
Chloe Sevigny Joins ‘Lovelace’ As An “Exhausted” Demi Moore Bails
Wednesday, January 25 by

When God shuts a Demi Moore, he opens a Chloe Sevigny.

"Set phasers to 'homeless'"
Divorce Causes Nerd To Lose His ‘Star Trek’ Dream Home
Wednesday, January 25 by

That’s why you never improve property you don’t own. A cold lesson here, folks.

That's the focused look of a man who isn't distracted by temptations of the flesh.
‘Project Runway’ Star Tim Gunn Hasn’t Had Sex In 29 Years. Think About THAT!
Tuesday, January 24 by

That glow that you get after sex? I guess you can get that from cosmetics, too.

We don't have zebras, but what we do have is a rapist being beaten to within an inch of his life.
Cameron Crowe Should Have Made ‘We Bought A Jail’
Tuesday, January 24 by

If you ever wondered how Matt Damon would fare in jail…better than you might have guessed.

The rumors were true.
Fascinating IMDb Trivia: Uggie The Dog “Is A Dog”
Tuesday, January 24 by

The dog is a dog because of its dog-ness, or so Gottfried Leibniz would have us believe.

"My bad."
The ‘Pirates! Band Of Misfits’ Trailer Has Pissed Off Lepers
Tuesday, January 24 by

2012: The year clay animation became offensive.

Thank god that's over with.
Your 2012 Academy Award Nominees
Tuesday, January 24 by

It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…

Why do you hate your readers so much, Variety?
Frank Darabont And ‘Variety’ May Have Just Dropped A Big Spoiler For ‘The Walking Dead’
Monday, January 23 by

‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????

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