Until the Mexican cartel bogards her.
It’s set in Boston, too.
This article is sure to give you … indigestion.
Will there be a role for Chris Tucker? (no)
A role is his for the taking.
Did something good actually come out of ‘Hall Pass’?
There’s an old Hollywood adage: “when you’re planning a sequel to a movie that hasn’t come out yet, the last person you tell is the movie’s director.”
The universe is gonna be saved by Ryan Reynolds, Forehead Man, Ugly Dog Face Man, and Chicken Fish: The Superhero.
Melissa Leo won an Oscar, and got to drop an Academy Award winning f-bomb, for her portrayal of boxing manager mom Alice Ward in ‘The Fighter’.
Sacha Baron Cohen is holding court to determine who will be in his latest movie ‘The Dictator’. These actors will try to curry Cohen’s favor, and have their rivals… eliminated.
Pictured: Mark Wahlberg carrying who I can only assume is Justin Bieber
One more in an onslaught of mob movies sure beats all that vampire crap that wouldn’t go away.
‘Lone Ranger’ isn’t as fun to say as ‘Winklevii’, but what are you gonna do? Sorkin’s not writing this one.
I have a hunch that the protagonist MIGHT metamorphose from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan. Oh, I hope I’m right!
The Farrelly brothers cast Jane Lynch. Who do they think they are, Judd Apatow?
Reginald VelJohnson is going to be irate.
If they can shoehorn Jessica Rabbit into this live-action/CGI project, then all the better.
The ratio of people-to-cake is too big.
OK, maybe not the creepiest, but it has to be in the top 3.
Kneel before Antje Traue?
Hey, wanna make some money?
Those piranha don’t stand a chance.
No wonder he has no time for Ghostbusters 3.
He’s going to go medieval on your funny bone.
But is she too well-known?
We’re one step closer to Zac Efron: Non-Believable Action Star.
Ray Romano, Queen Latifah and the whole cast have been unthawed long enough for a quick voice over session.
What separates this from similar movies like ‘Hitch’ is…nothing. Well, a merciful lack of Kevin James.
Thank God his weakness isn’t the color green.
Will Cannes be able to handle the ‘Recoil’?