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Next stop, Teddy T's!
Denver Film Enthusiasts Re-enact ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ With Friends’ Corpse
Friday, September 16 by

It’s unclear who got to be Andrew McCarthy.

Go 'merica.
8 Movie Characters Who Piss On The Constitution
Friday, September 16 by

Not cool, fellas.

Can we just cut out the middleman and make this porn?
Don’t Worry, Teenage Boys From 1996, The ‘Baywatch’ Film Is Still Happening
Friday, September 16 by

The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.

Everything he does, he does it for you.
Kevin Costner Is No Longer The Slavemaster In Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’
Friday, September 16 by

He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.

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In Honor Of ‘Drive’: 9 Smooth Movie Getaways
Thursday, September 15 by

Sometimes flight is much cooler than fight.

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Netflix Stock Plummets After Low Subscriber Prediction
Thursday, September 15 by

Whatever that means.

Best chauffer ever.
Viggo Mortensen And David Cronenberg Kicking Around ‘Eastern Promises 2′
Wednesday, September 14 by

Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.

Just out of frame, Chuck Norris is strangling a Russian with his left hand.
Chuck Norris And Jean-Claude Van Damme To Join ‘Expendables 2′ Because Screw You
Wednesday, September 14 by

It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!

Every dog has its day...
In Honor Of Scarlett Johansson: 5 Nude Cell Phone Pics That Need To Be Hacked
Wednesday, September 14 by

They can’t hide forever.

Samuel L Jackson trains for World's Toughest Man 2012.
Samuel L. Jackson Locked In ‘Django Unchained’
Wednesday, September 14 by

It just wouldn’t be a Tarantino film without him.

Just leave it alone!
9 Reasons Why Remaking ‘Point Break’ Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Tuesday, September 13 by

Just don’t do it.

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‘Ghostbusters’ To Be Re-Released This Halloween To Remind Everyone We Don’t Need Another Sequel
Tuesday, September 13 by

If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.

Not pictured: Huge African penis
Trey Parker And Matt Stone Working On A ‘Book Of Mormon’ Film… Eventually
Tuesday, September 13 by

Say your prayers and it might happen sooner.

Who wants shots?!
You Are Old: These 7 Child Actors Can Now Legally Drink
Tuesday, September 13 by

Get ready to feel really, really old.

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Official Bidness: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Directing ‘Highlander’ Remake
Tuesday, September 13 by

He was heads above the rest.

"This skydiving handshakes serves as a legally binding agreement that we will kill whoever tries to remake this film." "Agreed."
‘Point Break’ To Be Remade Because The Universe Hates Us
Monday, September 12 by

Let’s go get drunk.

And the winner is...
9 Sexy Hollywood Aliens Who Could Win ‘Miss Universe’
Monday, September 12 by

These space ladies should have the right to compete too.

You really shouldn't fly with those things on.
‘Top Gun’ Is 3D Now
Monday, September 12 by

Now you can live Oprah’s nightmare with Tom Cruise all up in your face.

Bucky
Weekend Box Office Report: ‘Bucky Larson’ Has A Sucky Opening
Sunday, September 11 by

Born to be a flop.

That kid from 'Jerry Maguire' sure did grow up fast.
Robert Zemeckis To Make Denzel A Heroic Pilot In ‘Flight’
Friday, September 9 by

If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.

"Stop theese crazy thiiiinngg!!!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger In Talks For Indie ‘Captive’
Friday, September 9 by

Arnold just wants to act, man.

Note: The first three rows are the "splash zone."
A Porn Studio Is Building An Underground Bunker For The Apocalypse
Friday, September 9 by

I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.

The last dude you want to give fridge privileges.
To Promote ‘The Sitter’, Jonah Hill Is Taking Your Calls
Friday, September 9 by

Holla at yo’ boi this weekend.

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Mel Gibson To Jew It Up With Judah Maccabee Film
Thursday, September 8 by

In all fairness, Jews have been making movies about Nazis for years…

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Charlie Sheen To Become Roman Coppola’s Problem In ‘A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charlie Banks’
Thursday, September 8 by

But will it conflict with his regular gig on ‘Two and a Half Men’?

I got some on my chin...
In Honor Of Schweddy Balls: 7 Movie And TV-Inspired Ben & Jerry’s Flavors
Thursday, September 8 by

You know your balls taste great when an ice cream is named in their honor. Congratulations, Alec Baldwin!

Look me in the eye and tell me there isn't a possibility that's Michael Shannon or someone of his approximate carriage.
Michael Shannon Goes All Mo-Cap On Our Asses In ‘Man of Steel’
Wednesday, September 7 by

If that’s not a mo-cap suit, but rather a costume, then the costume designer ought to be executed where he or she stands.

Lookin' good, Keith!
Start Procuring The Fake Cocaine For The Keith Richards Biopic
Wednesday, September 7 by

Who ever they pick to play him, they’ll have to skinny him up in post.

This is not OK!
36 Movies Where Grown Men Hang Out With Young Boys
Wednesday, September 7 by

Seriously. How many kids are you friends with?

Vote Republican.
Ridley Scott’s ‘Monopoly’ Movie Gets Bizarrely Good Screenwriters
Tuesday, September 6 by

We’re about to find out that Ventnor Avenue isn’t really a place, per se, but more like a state of mind.