You can’t shake showbizz pros.
Charles Bronson versus wolves?
Better luck next year, ‘The Artist’.
‘The Wicker Man 2: This Time He’s A Ghost’.
He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.
The studio decided to go in a different direction, citing the rising costs of bandanas and mustache bleach.
His parents are gonna be pisssssssssssed!
Yeah, more like Isliam Neeson.
I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.
Reps for the star claim, “he wants to relax at home.” Like Gene Hackman.
Wardrobe by Urban Outfitters.
When God shuts a Demi Moore, he opens a Chloe Sevigny.
That’s why you never improve property you don’t own. A cold lesson here, folks.
That glow that you get after sex? I guess you can get that from cosmetics, too.
If you ever wondered how Matt Damon would fare in jail…better than you might have guessed.
The dog is a dog because of its dog-ness, or so Gottfried Leibniz would have us believe.
2012: The year clay animation became offensive.
It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…
‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????
Impressive microphone holders.
No drugs or alcohol were found in his system. Scientists are baffled.
Loud noises, demons, shadows, you know the deal.
‘The For Real Last Exorcism’.
If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol'” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.
I always thought I would be the one to kill William Shatner.
If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!
At least the thank you speeches will be short.
He is difficult to say no to.
Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.