Here’s a shortlist of Hollywood’s shortest.
“We’re not the African Kardashians.” – Then why would we watch?
Wes Craven’s talks about remakes, ‘Scream 4′, and strong female characters.
Also, he’s a fan of indie rock and good friends with Donald Faison!
“The last movie I saw in a theater was Cocoon, with Wilford Brimley.”
They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.
It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.
Lots and lots of undead gore.
No nude scenes, please.
It turns out that the studios didn’t want to offend China, lest they decide to boycott bootlegging the film.
Hopefully he’ll be cast in the role of Bad Motherf***er.
‘Patti once pulled a man’s arms out of their sockets after losing a game of canasta.’
The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.
Step aside, movies released in the past 15 years.
Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.
They’ll be wearing wings and fig leaves respectively.
It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.
All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.
Somehow Val Kilmer isn’t in this movie.
He’s far too busy for all of these sequels.
He kind of looks like the Nazi from ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’
James Cameron is chomping at the bit.
“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”
Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.
He’d better have a damn good reason.
She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.
Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”
It’s the circle of box office performance.
Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.