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If he's not wearing a funny costume, he shouldn't be doing bad things.
Disney Doesn’t Want The World To Know Johnny Depp Acts In Non-’Pirates’ Films
Monday, October 24 by

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?

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Ben Affleck Randomly Selected To Direct Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’
Monday, October 24 by

File this under WTF?

This is the savior of NBC.
Jimmy Fallon Sells Three Scripts To NBC. This Can’t Be Good.
Friday, October 21 by

The shows are called ‘DILFs’, ‘Fat Rob’, and ‘Rick’. Please, keep reading.

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Of Course Ben Stiller Was Selected To Direct A Period Horror Film
Friday, October 21 by

He’s been pigeon-holed.

I'm sure producers are wondering what they can do to bring the show up to Sheen's standards.
Charlie Sheen Is ‘Very Disappointed’ With The New ‘Two And A Half Men’, Chuck Lorre Weeps
Friday, October 21 by

Jon Cryer is doing everything he can, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough.

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Matthew Vaughn Considers Returning To The Mark Millar Well With ‘Superior’
Friday, October 21 by

Matthew Vaughn is sticking with superheroes.

Theirs was a pure love. And now it's gone.
The New ‘Muppets’ Film Does NOT Have The Frank Oz Seal Of Approval
Friday, October 21 by

So Jason Segel is picking up Frank Oz’s Muppet scraps. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Make no mistake - this man is selfish and horrible.
George Romero Doesn’t Watch, Turned Down Offers To Direct ‘The Walking Dead’
Thursday, October 20 by

How great would it be if the ‘Night of the Living Dead’ guy directed a ‘Walking Dead’ episode? Eh. Not that great, really.

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Lord Monckton Should Be A Borat-Type Creation, But Sadly Isn’t
Thursday, October 20 by

We would all feel a lot better if this guy was a fictional character.

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6 Greatest Zombie Movie Escape Scenes
Thursday, October 20 by

They may be slow, but they’re not that easy to escape from.

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The Wachowskis Return To Awesome Movie-Making With ‘Jupiter Ascending’
Thursday, October 20 by

Ready the Bullet Time camera!!

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Load Your Weapons, ‘Akira’ Gets The Green Light
Thursday, October 20 by

I hate to be the one to have to pass this news on to you.

This just rocks. No jokes. This is awesome.
Michael Winslow From ‘Police Academy’ Is Still Making Really Amazing Noises With His Mouth
Wednesday, October 19 by

You’ll probably spend the next 15 minutes watching Michael Winslow videos on YouTube.

We all have a past.
Melissa McCarthy Is Getting Her Own Movie And Naming It ‘Tammy’
Wednesday, October 19 by

She’s a bonafide star.

Batman cleans up Zuccotti Park.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ To Occupy Wall Street
Tuesday, October 18 by

Those people will tear Bruce Wayne apart.

He's already dating Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, which is pretty much the only requirement for the gig.
‘Transformers’ Might Shoot Installments 4 And 5 Back-To-Back With Jason Statham
Tuesday, October 18 by

Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.

George Lucas was apparently able to find an Eddie Bauer store on a planet far, far away.
Hey, George Lucas! This ‘Star Wars’ Producer Didn’t Like The Prequels Either
Monday, October 17 by

He doesn’t say it outright, but I get the feeling he’s not a fan of the films due to their overall shittiness.

"Live long and brunch."
Set Phasers To Gay: Star Trek’s Zachary Quinto Comes Out
Monday, October 17 by

Now gay teens will get bullied for being nerds.

So long...
Thoughts On Leonard Nimoy’s Retirement
Monday, October 17 by

Leonard Nimoy: a.k.a. The “Straight” Spock…

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Marvel Releases Info On Phase 2 Of The ‘Avengers’ Initiative
Sunday, October 16 by

Still not sure what they’re avenging, though.

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WB Wants Matt Reeves To Step Into … ‘The Twilight Zone’
Saturday, October 15 by

Hope he can get the hang of those whip-pans.

Just realized how old that tape on his hand is. Gross, Iceman!
‘Top Gun 2′ Has Some Writers, But No Word On The Story
Friday, October 14 by

I’m hoping they re-imagine the volleyball scene by making it less gay. Or more gay. Either way is great with me.

Pretty fitting that they named this film after one of the most frequently disappointing days of the year.
Garry Marshall’s ‘New Year’s Eve’ Poster Seems To Focus On Homeless Hector Elizondo
Friday, October 14 by

It’s nice to watch other couples go through the same things we do, like fights with Josh Duhamel and difficulty getting Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant.

It is now a matter of fact that the Chechen president's birthday party was "Swank-y."
Hilary Swank Has To Apologize For Partying With A Chechen Tyrant
Thursday, October 13 by

This controversy could cause her to lose her title of “The Next Karate Kid.”

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Guy Who Threw Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Blames ‘Drive’
Thursday, October 13 by

‘Drive’ is making people do crazy things.

May Mr. Christopher Cheney take solace in the blizzard of high fives he received immediately following the disemination of the pictures.
Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Could Get 121 Years
Wednesday, October 12 by

If some dude’s gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.

He looks half-surprised by this announcement.
Let’s Celebrate HBO’s Renewal Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ With A Glass Of Cold Buttermilk!
Wednesday, October 12 by

It’s going to be like one of those series where the kids never leave high school, only the kids are bootleggers and the high school is prohibition.

"Once the cat is relaxed, they are very easy to milk."
Javier Bardem Confirms He Will Piss Off Daniel Craig In Next ‘Bond’ Film
Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s no match for Bond’s gadgets.

"Seriously, bro. What's she like? What's her hair smell like??"
Jim Carrey To Make Magic With Steve Carell In ‘Burt Wonderstone’
Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s just trying to get closer to Emma Stone.

Haven't the Haitians suffered enough?
16 Zombies On ‘Resident Evil’ Set Injured In Secretly-Funny Disaster
Tuesday, October 11 by

Now all the zombie will be limping and dragging their feet as they walk. Who’s going to believe that?