Rumors say the producers of the Stephen King adaptation have put Hailee Steinfeld (‘True Grit’) at the top of their casting wish list. If she takes the part, she’ll get a $10 horse.
He may be going back to his roots of scaring the sh*t out of people.
It sounds like the networks might be ready for her brand of cute racist jokes.
She’ll play Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s wife. Only in Hollywood!!!!
Sarandon is going to play Samberg’s mom, just like she does in all those SNL Digital Shorts.
Thanks to ‘Fun Size’, he can let the fellas breathe.
This movie will get made much slower than you can say ‘Jackie Robinson’.
Posters! What will they think of next??
‘The Hunger Games’ are going into extra innings.
Hide the children!
It’s like ‘Pretty Woman’ but sad.
Marti Noxon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), whose last name sounds like an element on the periodic table, has turned in a new draft adapting Seth Grahame-Smith’s bestseller.
Paramount gave the interwebs a ton of new pictures showing the film’s many, many humans.
Turns out we’ve been wrong about the guy this whole time.
At least the producers of ‘American Reunion’ are adding fresh eye candy into Universal’s penis-squashed new ‘American Pie’.
This is one of those stories that will probably happen, but we need to put a question mark after the title to cover our ass.
They’re already star-whacked. They just don’t know it.
The studio has determined that the best way to shake things up and respond to those mediocre reviews is to definitely not change writers.
He’ll be the Hanks son with the non-embarrassing connection to the music industry.
Did I say ‘the bomb explodes’? I meant ‘the DVD comes out’.
Ira Glass has decided to calculate the odds of you finding love. In related news, Ira Glass should mind his own damn business.
Baldwin got a Twitter, too.
We won’t believe it until we hear it from the horse’s jittery, fast-talking mouth.
Summer has begun, ladies and gentlemen.
Matthew Modine – Key villain or king of the dudes?
But don’t get him wrong. He’s still a fan of silly glasses.
Hail to the chief.
The Wachowskis have once again called upon Hugo Weaving because of his talent for playing a f*ckload of dudes.
And no, one of them is not ‘The Squeakquel”