Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!
Shame on everyone involved.
Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Nick Frost tie one on one last time.
Don’t stare directly at the moustache.
Rejected concept art shows tragedy averted.
There will never be a ‘Freaks & Geeks’ movie. So stop asking, guy who played Alan.
They producers are going to take you. And when they grab you, yell out all the information that you can so that I can find you.
The countdown to Michelle Rodriguez begins now…
Let’s hope so.
Okay. Simmer down. We did ‘Prometheus’.
Just be thankful he beat Rob Schneider to it.
The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.
I didn’t see him wash his hands once.
Our moms will still get the two mixed up though.
Neither are a good idea.
Not THAT Masturbating Bear.
Come to think of it, he does throw off ‘Simple Jack’ vibes.
And they are quickly replaced.
Albeit a tiny version.
They can’t get enough of the stuff.
At least it can’t be any worse than the original.
Dress classy, dance cheesy, shoot first.
If we choose to go see it, that is.
Move over, Marmaduke, there’s a new obnoxious CGI talking animal in town.
Like the dialogue in these movies even matters.
The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.
‘Scary Movie’ brings more good into the world.