The next surprise would be to learn that he directed the whole thing, while J.J. Abrams did drugs in his hotel room.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Just in time for Season 5
Let’s hope he’s stabbed with a trident.
Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!
He’s got a style all his own.
Ohmahgahd! (Say it like Vinnie Barbarino)
The Avengers assemble for a better paycheck.
Confusing to casual, non-nerdy fans, that is. Don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.
‘Mission Impossible: Ghostier Protocol’!
Blast off into a new era of actually-watchable ‘Star Trek’ films.
They’re going to be just bad this time, not “ha-ha bad.”
Luke Evans is the new face of vengeance.
Much better than the sequels!
How cool would it be if Tom Felton played the Yokuza boss?
“I am the one who is blocks!”
Something’s weird about this.
The once dead project has returned from the grave like some sort of… thing…
Man, real life has got to step it up some.
Hipster Reed Richards approves of this news.
Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?
Unless he isn’t.
Saoirse Ronan is going to look silly in pantsuits.
Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.
Not only is it sturdy and durable, but you can eat off of it when you run out of plates.
They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.
Chuck Lorre is also winning.