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Yeah. This seems like a pretty good fit.
Prince And Lady Gaga To Soundtrack The ‘Gatsby’ Film, The Way Fitzgerald Would Have Wanted It
Monday, October 15 by

Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!

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Because You Hate Yourself, Watch Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap Terribly
Friday, October 12 by

Shame on everyone involved.

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‘The World’s End’ Poster: I’ll Drink To That
Friday, October 12 by

Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Nick Frost tie one on one last time.

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Burt Reynolds And His Moustache Have A Supercut
Thursday, October 11 by

Don’t stare directly at the moustache.

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Shailene Woodley Up For Mary Jane In ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel
Thursday, October 11 by

Great choice!

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‘Jurassic Park 4′ Was Almost Ridiculous
Wednesday, October 10 by

Rejected concept art shows tragedy averted.

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Judd Apatow & Paul Feig Kill Our Dreams
Wednesday, October 10 by

There will never be a ‘Freaks & Geeks’ movie. So stop asking, guy who played Alan.

What?
It’s Going To Take A Very Specific Set Of Skills To Make ‘Taken 3′ Not Suck
Tuesday, October 9 by

They producers are going to take you. And when they grab you, yell out all the information that you can so that I can find you.

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Katee Sackhoff Is The Latest Tough, Hot Chick Added To Lady-Version Of ‘The Expendables’
Monday, October 8 by

The countdown to Michelle Rodriguez begins now…

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Emily Blunt To Make Things Awkward On ‘Avengers 2′ Set?
Monday, October 8 by

Let’s hope so.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Prometheus’
Friday, October 5 by

Okay. Simmer down. We did ‘Prometheus’.

Cohen to play Sherlock Holmes
Sacha Baron Cohen Pursues ‘The Lesbian’
Friday, October 5 by

Just be thankful he beat Rob Schneider to it.

Insatiable ball-guzzlers.
‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ Movie Moves Forward. Somewhere, An Angel Dies.
Thursday, October 4 by

The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.

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‘Cooking With Walken’ Episode One: Chicken
Thursday, October 4 by

I didn’t see him wash his hands once.

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‘Liam Neeson: The Musical’ Is Way Better Than ‘Ralph Fiennes: The Musical’
Tuesday, October 2 by

Our moms will still get the two mixed up though.

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Kevin Costner Has A Soul Patch As Well As A New Film With McG
Tuesday, October 2 by

Neither are a good idea.

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Masturbating Bear To Host The Oscars
Monday, October 1 by

Not THAT Masturbating Bear.

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‘Bloodsport’ Gets The ‘Mortal Kombat’ Remix
Thursday, September 27 by

Flawless Video.

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Bruce Willis Is Confused: The Supercut
Wednesday, September 26 by

Come to think of it, he does throw off ‘Simple Jack’ vibes.

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‘Always Sunny’ Cast Goes Gentle Into That Good Night
Wednesday, September 26 by

And they are quickly replaced.

BOOBIES!!!
‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Shortlists Every Director
Wednesday, September 26 by

Bases covered.

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You Can Own The ‘Beetlejuice’ House
Tuesday, September 25 by

Albeit a tiny version.

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Matt Damon’s Kids Just Absolutely Love Broccoli
Tuesday, September 25 by

They can’t get enough of the stuff.

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Len Wiseman In Talks To Unearth ‘The Mummy’
Tuesday, September 25 by

At least it can’t be any worse than the original.

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Han Solo + Gangnam Style = Internet Revenue
Monday, September 24 by

Dress classy, dance cheesy, shoot first.

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Okay, NOW We Might Be Seeing A Hulk Standalone Movie
Monday, September 24 by

If we choose to go see it, that is.

"May I please speak to whoever is in charge of shitty nostalgic TV adaptations? Thank you."
A CGI ‘Mister Ed’ Movie Is Going To Be Made, So Everyone Can Just Calm The F*ck Down
Friday, September 21 by

Move over, Marmaduke, there’s a new obnoxious CGI talking animal in town.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Gets The Bad Lip Reading Treatment
Friday, September 21 by

Like the dialogue in these movies even matters.

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Michael Bay To Preside Over Doritos Super Bowl Contest
Friday, September 21 by

The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.

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Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Are Sleeping Together
Thursday, September 20 by

‘Scary Movie’ brings more good into the world.

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