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Pixar Announces 2 Mind-Blowing Upcoming Movies At D23
Saturday, August 20 by

Dinosaurs, and that’s just the first one.

It's sort of like an all-white version of the movie 'Posse'
Tony Scott Says ‘I Want A Remake, Too’, Enters Talks For ‘Wild Bunch’
Thursday, August 18 by

I think Ridley and Tony’s mom sat them down last night and said she wanted to see more remakes from her boys.

"I'm going to need a bigger boat."
Robert Downey Jr. Bringing Plight Of USS Indianapolis To Screens
Thursday, August 18 by

He must really love Shark Week.

Jackie Chan is not dead...yet...
9 Greatest Celebrity Death Rumors
Thursday, August 18 by

Jackie Chan is dead again…

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Ridley Scott’s Making ‘Blade Runner’ Again
Thursday, August 18 by

He’s really inspired by the early works of Ridley Scott.

Does this look like a guy who cares where he urinates?
Gerard Depardieu Urinates In Plane Cabin Because He’s Gerard F*ckin’ Depardieu
Wednesday, August 17 by

Don’t act so surprised. Gerard Depardieu does what Gerard Depardieu wants.

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Sleep Easy, Residents: Jonah Hill In Talks To Join ‘Neighborhood Watch’
Wednesday, August 17 by

I’m going to suspend disbelief that Stiller, Vaughn, and Hill could save us from anything.

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Rosamund Pike Joins Tom Cruise In ‘One Shot’
Wednesday, August 17 by

Pike will be playing a public defender, which is infinitely more believable than Cruise playing a guy that’s 6’5″, 250.

Hello, old friend
Matthew McConaughey To Play A Strip Club Owner In ‘Magic Mike’
Tuesday, August 16 by

Dear God, I hope he channels Wooderson from ‘Dazed and Confused’ for this one.

Quagmire?
Luke Wilson To Bring His Distinct Brand Of…Something To ‘Straight A’s’
Tuesday, August 16 by

They noticed him in those AT&T commercials and couldn’t pass on this upstart actor.

Costner's prison isn't always metaphorical.
Bill Paxton And Kevin Costner Cast In Same Film To Confuse Audiences
Tuesday, August 16 by

If one shoots the other, it’s technically suicide.

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This. Is. A. More. Clear. ‘Immortals’. Trailer!!
Tuesday, August 16 by

Oh, so THAT’s what this is about.

He should really work on his Macarena before pursuing film.
Let’s See How This Plays Out: Shaq Enrolls In Film School
Tuesday, August 16 by

His expertise lies predominately in Shaq-fiction, Shaq noir, and Shaqumentary filmmaking.

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Livestream Today’s Epic ‘Big Lebowski’ Cast Reunion
Tuesday, August 16 by

Tara Reid will not be in attendance.

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Melissa McCarthy Will Ruin Jason Bateman’s Credit In ‘ID Theft’
Tuesday, August 16 by

He should have been more careful with his Social Security #.

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So Now Bradley Cooper Isn’t Playing ‘The Crow’
Tuesday, August 16 by

Quick! Get the second-most improbable actor’s agent on the phone.

This is the only type of werewolf I would like to see in 'The Lone Ranger'
‘The Lone Ranger’ Was (Rightfully) Shut Down Because It Had Werewolves In It
Monday, August 15 by

It makes sense, though. I remember in the original series, the Lone Ranger was always getting dust-ups with werewolves.

Brad Pitt: more prone to nosebleeds than other Hollywood heartthrobs.
Brad Pitt Eyes ‘The Gray Man’, But Not In A Creepy Way
Monday, August 15 by

It’s rude to stare, Brad.

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Other Jeff Buckley Biopic Decides To Cast Reeve Carney
Monday, August 15 by

If he survives ‘Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark’.

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Kevin Smith’s ‘Hit Somebody’ Will Be Two Movies Because That Makes Sense For A Hockey Comedy
Monday, August 15 by

He had a hard time getting down to only two. The films will be released with a scant 14 conversations about Chewbacca’s genitals.

Delicious!
Van Damme Will Fight Aliens Next In ‘UFO’
Monday, August 15 by

His foot will make first contact with their faces.

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‘World War Z’ On Location: Glasgow For Philly
Monday, August 15 by

Scots look like Americans when they’re backlit just right.

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David Lynch’s Album Drops In November
Monday, August 15 by

Move over, Jay-Z and Kanye.

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‘Breaking Bad’ To Remain Awesome For Two More Seasons
Monday, August 15 by

Sixteen more. That’s all you get!

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Myers In For ‘Austin Powers 4′: Shagadelic, Horny, Yeah Baby!, Etc.
Friday, August 12 by

The real news here is of course the return of Seth Green to the hearts and minds of America. Scotty do. Scotty do, indeed.

I only approve of women gaining weight for roles in fetish films, thank you.
The Time Is Upon Us: ‘Bridget Jones 3′ Is Moving Forward
Friday, August 12 by

I love Bridget Jones. But then again, I like my women THICK.

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Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman To Share ‘Gay Dude’
Friday, August 12 by

They’ll be playing parents in separate families, so we can probably rule out lovemaking scenes.

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Cranston Now Writing And Directing His Own Movies, Thank You
Friday, August 12 by

This is classic mid-life crisis behavior.

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Disney Wants Mark Romanek’s Take On ‘Cinderella’
Friday, August 12 by

They want him to park his pumpkin car in their ‘Cinderella’ garage.

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Farewell.
Friday, August 12 by

This managing editor is moving on.