The story came about after a Paramount PR rep, wanted you to ask him, just this once, about his affairs.
We’re one step closer to ‘Parkour Werewolf: The Film’.
Why aren’t you watching?!
If he says he doesn’t know where to buy real Hoverboards, keep pestering him. He’ll give in and tell you.
I’m not ashamed to admit I love this.
Except for Walton Goggins.
Let’s talk about a real divisive issue…
NBC wants you to know that they’ll give you your favorite shows back, but you’ll get less of them.
It’s a step up from Gillette commercials, but not much of one.
Fall in love all over again. Or for the first time, if you haven’t seen this.
We all have our off days.
Look who’s talking.
My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.
“R” is short for “awesome.”
Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.
I could put just about anything here, and you would wrongfully assume it was some obscure ‘Perfect Strangers’ reference. I’m not gonna do that to you.
Be funny, and you might win something…
This is a transparent ploy for Razzie gold.
They make a cute couple.
Not required: pants.
Is it possible for a Joss Whedon project to get a sequel?
Be sure not to schedule any TRON-themed parties for that weekend.
Looks like bad *puts on sunglasses*…is about to be broken.
Is this the death of twincentric cinema?
Don’t even think about taking the bunny from the box, nerds.
Will his body hit the floor?
Don’t forget about Jean-Ralphio, guys!
I don’t say “for realz” often, so you know this is legit.