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Weekend Box Office Report: ‘Bucky Larson’ Has A Sucky Opening
Sunday, September 11 by

Born to be a flop.

That kid from 'Jerry Maguire' sure did grow up fast.
Robert Zemeckis To Make Denzel A Heroic Pilot In ‘Flight’
Friday, September 9 by

If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.

"Stop theese crazy thiiiinngg!!!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger In Talks For Indie ‘Captive’
Friday, September 9 by

Arnold just wants to act, man.

Note: The first three rows are the "splash zone."
A Porn Studio Is Building An Underground Bunker For The Apocalypse
Friday, September 9 by

I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.

The last dude you want to give fridge privileges.
To Promote ‘The Sitter’, Jonah Hill Is Taking Your Calls
Friday, September 9 by

Holla at yo’ boi this weekend.

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Mel Gibson To Jew It Up With Judah Maccabee Film
Thursday, September 8 by

In all fairness, Jews have been making movies about Nazis for years…

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Charlie Sheen To Become Roman Coppola’s Problem In ‘A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charlie Banks’
Thursday, September 8 by

But will it conflict with his regular gig on ‘Two and a Half Men’?

I got some on my chin...
In Honor Of Schweddy Balls: 7 Movie And TV-Inspired Ben & Jerry’s Flavors
Thursday, September 8 by

You know your balls taste great when an ice cream is named in their honor. Congratulations, Alec Baldwin!

Look me in the eye and tell me there isn't a possibility that's Michael Shannon or someone of his approximate carriage.
Michael Shannon Goes All Mo-Cap On Our Asses In ‘Man of Steel’
Wednesday, September 7 by

If that’s not a mo-cap suit, but rather a costume, then the costume designer ought to be executed where he or she stands.

Lookin' good, Keith!
Start Procuring The Fake Cocaine For The Keith Richards Biopic
Wednesday, September 7 by

Who ever they pick to play him, they’ll have to skinny him up in post.

This is not OK!
36 Movies Where Grown Men Hang Out With Young Boys
Wednesday, September 7 by

Seriously. How many kids are you friends with?

Vote Republican.
Ridley Scott’s ‘Monopoly’ Movie Gets Bizarrely Good Screenwriters
Tuesday, September 6 by

We’re about to find out that Ventnor Avenue isn’t really a place, per se, but more like a state of mind.

A simpler, pre-Depp Burton film.
Warners Bros Gets Behind ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel
Tuesday, September 6 by

Now you say his name three times and he appears as a crassly commercial version of himself played by Russell Brand.

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Carey Mulligan Is Going To Have A Lot Of Sex In ‘I Walk With The Dead’
Tuesday, September 6 by

Prepare the body double!

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Eddie Murphy Could Be Your Next Oscars Host
Sunday, September 4 by

Will he wear a fat suit?

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Don’t Worry. There Are Fast Zombies In ‘World War Z’
Friday, September 2 by

Oops. I meant you SHOULD worry.

"Take them both, pussy."
Happy Birthday, Neo: The 5 Iconic Keanu Reeves Roles
Friday, September 2 by

Whoa.

So long, Spartacus.
Starz Tells Netflix To Pound Sand (Probably)
Friday, September 2 by

They were tired of being relevant anyway.

Starring Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler
‘Human Centipede II’ Will Sh*t Class Into Your Mouth On October 7th
Thursday, September 1 by

But that’s almost a month AFTER Grandparents Day!

ACTING!
7 Awkward Rock Star Cameos
Thursday, September 1 by

They’ll have to find comfort in their Grammy Awards.

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David Lynch’s 5 Non-Film Related Hobbies
Thursday, September 1 by

I wish David Lynch were my grandpa.

"Clean room, nice shower."
If Movie Hotels Were Reviewed On Trip Advisor
Thursday, September 1 by

Reel hotels. Real reviews.

THR only uses photos of people who look like Hypnotoad.
Another Day, Another ‘Die Hard 5′ Director
Thursday, September 1 by

All that’s left to do is hire stunt doubles.

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Where Are They Now?: Ryan Reynolds
Wednesday, August 31 by

Remember Ryan Reynolds? He’s still alive!

Brains vs. Braun. No. Wait. Braun vs Braun.
Who Wins In A Battle Between Taylor Lautner And The Rock? That’s Right. The Audience Does.
Wednesday, August 31 by

David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.

Oil makes Daryl Hannah cry.
7 Protesting Actors Who Got Their Asses Arrested (Besides Daryl Hannah)
Wednesday, August 31 by

Hippies.

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David Koepp In Charge Of Making Johnny Depp Charming In ‘The Thin Man’
Wednesday, August 31 by

Is Depp up for playing a slurry, drunk character across multiple sequels?

I'm made zero differecne today!
Daryl Hannah Arrested At White House Protest; Makes Zero Difference
Tuesday, August 30 by

Well, she can’t get arrested in Hollywood…

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7 Movie Rednecks Nancy Grace Would Love To Exploit
Tuesday, August 30 by

If only these stories actually happened, Nancy would have no time for DWTS…

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9 Work-Related Films To Watch This Labor Day Weekend
Monday, August 29 by

What better way to spend your time off than by watching others work?