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FCC Passes Act To Regulate TV Ad Volume, Gave It Nifty Acronym
Tuesday, December 13 by

Remain CALM.

They look really happy. I mean like in love.
Hulk Hogan’s Ex-Wife Claims The Hulk Was Gay With Brutus Beefcake
Tuesday, December 13 by

Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda…

He really didn't ever stand a chance.
Mike Myers To Milk ‘Austin Powers’ For Sweet, Sweet Broadway Money
Tuesday, December 13 by

It can’t be as bad as ‘Spiderman.’

Now this is what a New York apartment looks like.
Judd Apatow’s New HBO Series ‘Girls’ Gets A Trailer
Monday, December 12 by

I want these girls to challenge the ‘Sex and the City’ girls to a fight.

Genius!
We’ve Got The Treatment For Garry Marshall’s Next Romantic Comedy, ‘Wedding Day’
Monday, December 12 by

I’m pretty sure this is real.

Even when history dictates a character will die, HBO still manages to surprise us.
HBO’s Rich History Of Shocking Character Deaths
Monday, December 12 by

If only I could include Carrie Bradshaw on this list.

"Familiar is good," the studios chanted. "Familiar is good."
2011′s Highest-Grossing Films Were All Sequels
Monday, December 12 by

And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.

"Ay-oh. Oh-ay."
Daniel Craig Promises ‘Skyfall’ Won’t Suck Like ‘Quantum Of Solace’ Did
Monday, December 12 by

What’s his excuse for ‘Dream House’?

Guess where his other hand is. Seriously. Guess.
Lifetime Is Remaking ‘Blue Lagoon’… Hello? Anyone? Hellooooo?
Monday, December 12 by

There will be no nudity.

If you think this scene isn't soundtracked by an ironically hard-core rap song, you're a fool. A damn fool.
The ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’ Trailer Might Not Be Targeted Towards Men
Friday, December 9 by

I feel like I just gave birth by watching this trailer.

"I really have no idea what you're saying. Are you trying to threaten me? .... Does anyone have a pen and some paper?"
Tom Hardy Is A Real Mushmouth In ‘Dark Knight Rises’
Friday, December 9 by

Much like your mom, he’s having a hard time talking through that mask.

Duh.
Warner Bros Realizes That Guy Ritchie Is Perfect For ‘Man From U.N.C.L.E.’
Friday, December 9 by

Duh.

R.I.P.
Joseph Farrell Invented The Movie Trailer, But Now He’s Dead
Thursday, December 8 by

Without Farrell, that one guy who does all the voiceovers for trailers would have been homeless.

"I DO like Huey Lewis, Patrick! This is turning out to be a great night!"
‘American Psycho’ Is Getting A Remake
Thursday, December 8 by

That was fast.

Watching 'Swamp Loggers' is now tantamount to singing the National Anthem.
All Politics Aside, Republicans Watch Some Really Shitty Television
Thursday, December 8 by

Then again, Democrats seem to like The View, so I guess they’re both pretty bad.

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In Honor Of Lindsay Lohan: The Playboy Covers Of The Stars
Thursday, December 8 by

They needed the money.

I have that same body language when I hear about new CBS sitcoms.
¡A Preview Clip For ‘¡Rob!’! ¡Terrific News!
Thursday, December 8 by

Over/under on first “Macarena” reference? Episode 6 is my guess.

"Drink this. It makes 'Land of the Lost' more fun to watch."
Will Ferrell For ‘Old Milwaukee’ Beer
Thursday, December 8 by

But only in the Davenport, Iowa Quad City marketplace.

Yup. There's a 'Three Stooges' "origins" story.
‘The Three Stooges’ Trailer Is Exactly What We Thought It Would Be, Yet Somehow Still Disappointing
Wednesday, December 7 by

*Sigh* What were you expecting?

I hope it was worth it, Mythbusters.
‘Mythbusters’ Accidentally Sent A Cannonball Through A House
Wednesday, December 7 by

Before you laugh at this, please bear in mind that a minivan was damaged.

This will make money.
Adam Sandler Spawns A ‘Grown Ups’ Sequel
Wednesday, December 7 by

More like GROAN Ups. Amirite?

Trespassers will be shot on sight.
Michael Bay Will Direct ‘Transformers 4′ If He Must
Wednesday, December 7 by

As if there was ever any doubt.

If I drop this channel to save money, who is going to scream at me at 5:30 every day?
If You’re Mad About Your Cable Bill, You Can Blame ESPN
Tuesday, December 6 by

ESPN knows that most men would rather slide comfortably into a cocktail dress than drop it from their cable lineup.

"Seriously, who farted?"
Check It, Bros: Bradley Cooper Confirms ‘Hangover 3′
Tuesday, December 6 by

Everyone likes lots of money.

Oh, man, if Eva Mendes was directing this film instead of Michael Bay, this picture would be PERFECT!
Michael Bay Wants Mark Wahlberg, The Rock For ‘Pain And Gain’
Monday, December 5 by

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Hell yeah it is!
Police Discover Real-Life ‘Breaking Bad’ Meth Lab In Massachusetts
Monday, December 5 by

If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.

Don't let that long hair near your kid!
Fox News Exposes The Great Muppet Caper: Brain Washing Your Children
Monday, December 5 by

“The only thing green that should be up on that screen should be Kermit the Frog.”

"Time to introduce my running mate. Charmander, I choose you!!"
Herman Cain Admits To Quoting ‘Pokemon: The Movie 2000′ On The Campaign Trail
Monday, December 5 by

Had I known about him quoting ‘Pokemon’ sooner, he would have had my full support.

Back to terrorize the Enterprise again?
RoboCop Joins The Cast Of ‘Star Trek 2′
Monday, December 5 by

Is there a role for Max Headroom?

I am crossing my fingers for a 'Hurt Locker' crossover in which Jeremy Renner visits Sesame Street and has to diffuse a bomb that's been planted in Oscar's corpse.
Afghanistan Gets Its Own ‘Sesame Street’, The ‘War On Terror’ Can End Now
Friday, December 2 by

In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.