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I like my women blue, so this is right up my alley.
Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique Will Be The Focus Of The Next ‘X-Men’ Movie
Monday, October 6 by

The biggest actress in the world will be the center of attention. Makes sense!

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Gerard Depardieu Admits To Having Been A Child Prostitute, Which…Isn’t Something You Normally Hear People Say
Monday, October 6 by

Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. Wait. Whoa.

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Joaquin Phoenix Suddenly Too Good For Capes; Backs Out Of ‘Doctor Strange’
Friday, October 3 by

Not much of a surprise.

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Little Girl’s ‘Let Me Poop’ Parody Of ‘Frozen’s’ ‘Let It Go’ Also Deserves An Oscar
Friday, October 3 by

From the mouths of babes.

Come on, Bill. Cough it up. We can see the tail.
Bill Murray Has A 1-800 Number To Call In Lieu Of A Casting Agent
Friday, October 3 by

The myth of Murray continues.

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This Norwegian Site Came Up With The ‘Adam Sandler Movie Generator’ As A New Way To Make Fun Of Adam Sandler’s Career
Friday, October 3 by

Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.

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A ‘Baywatch’ Movie Starring The Rock? You’re Not Dreaming. It’s Happening.
Friday, October 3 by

This has to be the most exciting moment of the past ten years for David Charvet.

If he stops acting, he'll probably have to stop posing for dramatic pics like this.
Leonardo DiCaprio Won’t Be Starring In Danny Boyle’s Steve Jobs Biopic
Friday, October 3 by

There isn’t a juicy reason behind it. Leo’s just taking a break from acting.

Please just stay asleep.
Universal’s ‘Avengers’-Style Monster Universe Will Kick Off With ‘Dracula Untold’
Thursday, October 2 by

Do I smell a crossover with the Kevin Smith universe? No. That’s just burning tar.

Give Bruce Jenner his hair back, Denis.
Denis Leary Will Try To Combine Hockey And Comedy For An IFC Series
Thursday, October 2 by

It probably won’t star Leary. He’s got something else going.

Pictured: two things that likely won't be in the sequel.
Warners Bros Is Rebooting ‘I Am Legend’ Because, Hell, Let’s Tell That Story Again!
Thursday, October 2 by

We’re all Legend. Except people in the deep south. They’ve got some work to do before they become Legend.

So help me God, if he even THINKS about pointing that finger at me, I'll rip it off and eat it.
Adam Sandler To Star In Four Movies Exclusively For Netflix
Thursday, October 2 by

There could be a couple positives to this news.

Here's Jordan after the accident.
Sadly, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Know If He’ll Ever Perform Again
Wednesday, October 1 by

GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.

Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!
Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids
Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.
‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.
Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...
Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’
Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"
The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!
Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.
‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix
Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OR GET THE F*CK OFF THE STAGE!
Donald Glover To Sex Us All Up In ‘Magic Mike XXL’
Monday, September 29 by

Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.

The financiers of the 3rd 'Clerks', possibly.
Kevin Smith Reports That ‘Tusk’ Has Somehow Enabled Him To Make ‘Clerks III’
Monday, September 29 by

So many things I don’t like in that headline.

The sweater says "family friendly." The resume does not.
David Fincher Considered ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’, And His Idea Was Too Awesome For Disney
Monday, September 29 by

Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.

Your town may fall NEXT!
Gerard Butler Gets A New Director For ‘London Has Fallen’
Monday, September 29 by

It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.

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This ‘Skeleton Twins’ Interview With Kristen Wiig And Bill Hader Goes Horribly Wrong
Monday, September 29 by

Just Google the movie if you want to learn anything about it.

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Alex Winter Begrudgingly Gives Up ‘Bill & Ted 3′ Details
Friday, September 26 by

Wyld Stallyns rule!

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Ridley Scott Says The Alien Won’t Appear In Second ‘Alien’ Prequel ‘Prometheus 2′
Thursday, September 25 by

“The beast is done.”

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Chris Hemsworth Is An Action-Hero Computer Nerd In Michael Mann’s ‘Blackhat’ Trailer
Thursday, September 25 by

The only one who can save the day is the computer nerd who is good at running around.

Someone is tweeting about Twitter. It's like 'Inception', but way dumber.
If You Tweet About Movies, Twitter Wants To Find You And Target You With Movie Ads
Thursday, September 25 by

Fun!

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Ellen Page And Kate Mara To Star In ‘Tiny Detectives’
Thursday, September 25 by

Time is a difficult to reach circle.

Smile, Trent. You're rich!
You Can Add Ominous Music To Your Day By Streaming The ‘Gone Girl’ Soundtrack Right Now
Thursday, September 25 by

Music for day care centers