Music for day care centers
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
I bet his wife hates it.
Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.
It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.
Or maybe it’s just a picture.
It’s a nightmare down there.
The Dink always gets his man.
For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.
More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.
Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.
Q: At what point is a reunion just “people getting together?” A: When the two most prominent stars aren’t there.
I guess all press is good press.
I wonder if it will just be him sitting in a windowless Russian room for 175 minutes.
He’ll be playing a flat circle. FLAT CIRCLES EVERYWHERE!
These days, if a film doesn’t get the sequel green light by Monday after opening weekend, it’s all but a flop.
Do we need a new Popeye? (No, but that’s not going to change things.)
You’re gonna need a really big courtroom, sir.
What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than by watching Van Wilder shoot people in the face?
No, it’s not a birthday party.
Give us us free!
HOW DO I KNOW HE WON’T SPEND IT ON DRUGS?
Still..those names have to get you a little excited.
I was hoping for Tim Gunn but this works too.
I love it when you can’t deduce a damn thing from the title of the film.
Taking a knee again this Halloween.
Because ‘Serena’ makes no sense according to those who have seen it.