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Oh, they're going to have a great time on set!
Craig Robinson, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, And James Franco Join ‘Jay And Seth Vs. The Apocalypse’
Wednesday, September 21 by

All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.

"Alaskan bitches better have my money."
50 Cent To Play An Alaskan P-I-M-P In ‘Frozen Ground’
Wednesday, September 21 by

Somehow Val Kilmer isn’t in this movie.

"Freeze motherbitches!!"
Justin Lin Blows Off ‘Terminator’ For ‘Fast Five’ Sequel
Wednesday, September 21 by

He’s far too busy for all of these sequels.

He kind of looks like the Nazi from 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'
Lars Von Trier Un-Apologizes For Hitler ‘Joke’
Tuesday, September 20 by

He kind of looks like the Nazi from ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’

She totally barfs after.
James Cameron To Revolutionize Theme Parks With ‘Avatar: The Ride’
Tuesday, September 20 by

James Cameron is chomping at the bit.

not pictured: Larry Middleman
‘Arrested Development’ Cast Reunites…For A Festival Panel
Tuesday, September 20 by

“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”

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John Singleton And Ice Cube Crusading To Make N.W.A. Biopic ‘Straight Outta Compton’
Monday, September 19 by

Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.

He does a great Don Johnson.
11 Reasons Kevin Costner Passed On ‘Django Unchained’
Monday, September 19 by

He’d better have a damn good reason.

Comin' at ya!
Frances Bay (a.k.a. Happy Gilmore’s Grandmother) Dies At 92
Monday, September 19 by

She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.

So long, Spartacus.
Damage Control: Netflix Splits Services And Rebrands As Qwikster
Monday, September 19 by

Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”

Coming of Age Movies That Make Men Cry
Weekend Box Office Report: It’s Good To Be The King
Sunday, September 18 by

It’s the circle of box office performance.

Future generations will regard SJP's character as the first woman to ever maintain steady employment while raising children.
I Don’t Know Why They Did It: A Blind Critique Of The Message Behind ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’
Friday, September 16 by

Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

Next stop, Teddy T's!
Denver Film Enthusiasts Re-enact ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ With Friends’ Corpse
Friday, September 16 by

It’s unclear who got to be Andrew McCarthy.

Go 'merica.
8 Movie Characters Who Piss On The Constitution
Friday, September 16 by

Not cool, fellas.

Can we just cut out the middleman and make this porn?
Don’t Worry, Teenage Boys From 1996, The ‘Baywatch’ Film Is Still Happening
Friday, September 16 by

The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.

Everything he does, he does it for you.
Kevin Costner Is No Longer The Slavemaster In Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’
Friday, September 16 by

He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.

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In Honor Of ‘Drive’: 9 Smooth Movie Getaways
Thursday, September 15 by

Sometimes flight is much cooler than fight.

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Netflix Stock Plummets After Low Subscriber Prediction
Thursday, September 15 by

Whatever that means.

Best chauffer ever.
Viggo Mortensen And David Cronenberg Kicking Around ‘Eastern Promises 2′
Wednesday, September 14 by

Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.

Just out of frame, Chuck Norris is strangling a Russian with his left hand.
Chuck Norris And Jean-Claude Van Damme To Join ‘Expendables 2′ Because Screw You
Wednesday, September 14 by

It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!

Every dog has its day...
In Honor Of Scarlett Johansson: 5 Nude Cell Phone Pics That Need To Be Hacked
Wednesday, September 14 by

They can’t hide forever.

Samuel L Jackson trains for World's Toughest Man 2012.
Samuel L. Jackson Locked In ‘Django Unchained’
Wednesday, September 14 by

It just wouldn’t be a Tarantino film without him.

Just leave it alone!
9 Reasons Why Remaking ‘Point Break’ Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Tuesday, September 13 by

Just don’t do it.

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‘Ghostbusters’ To Be Re-Released This Halloween To Remind Everyone We Don’t Need Another Sequel
Tuesday, September 13 by

If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.

Not pictured: Huge African penis
Trey Parker And Matt Stone Working On A ‘Book Of Mormon’ Film… Eventually
Tuesday, September 13 by

Say your prayers and it might happen sooner.

Who wants shots?!
You Are Old: These 7 Child Actors Can Now Legally Drink
Tuesday, September 13 by

Get ready to feel really, really old.

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Official Bidness: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Directing ‘Highlander’ Remake
Tuesday, September 13 by

He was heads above the rest.

"This skydiving handshakes serves as a legally binding agreement that we will kill whoever tries to remake this film." "Agreed."
‘Point Break’ To Be Remade Because The Universe Hates Us
Monday, September 12 by

Let’s go get drunk.

And the winner is...
9 Sexy Hollywood Aliens Who Could Win ‘Miss Universe’
Monday, September 12 by

These space ladies should have the right to compete too.

You really shouldn't fly with those things on.
‘Top Gun’ Is 3D Now
Monday, September 12 by

Now you can live Oprah’s nightmare with Tom Cruise all up in your face.