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He's got his own armor and everything.
Joel Edgerton In Talks To Grease Up For ’300: Battle Of Artemisia’
Wednesday, November 2 by

Are his abs up to the challenge?

Picture this but even nakeder.
Amanda Seyfried To Porn It Up In ‘Lovelace’
Wednesday, November 2 by

She’s the new Heather Graham.

If you saw this picture and thought "Tyler Perry," you're a horrible racist.
Manure Prices Plummet, Movie Ticket Prices Drop Accordingly
Tuesday, November 1 by

If you saw this picture and thought “Tyler Perry,” you’re a horrible racist.

How'd this ever get canceled?
‘Green Lantern’s’ Martin Campbell Reduced To Directing ‘The Fall Guy’
Tuesday, November 1 by

Seriously. ‘The Fall Guy’?

Even in animated form, Reynolds absolutely OWNS the blazer/turtleneck look.
Sterling Archer’s Hero, Burt Reynolds, To Appear In Season 3
Monday, October 31 by

Burt Reynolds will play a guy trying to sleep with Archer’s mom.

"When do we roll?"
John Goodman To Pull A Piece On The Coen Bros’ ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’
Monday, October 31 by

Things are going to get loud and sweaty.

Jeez, you get your client a gig saluting ONE brutal dictator and this is the thanks you get?
Hilary Swank Fires Manager Over The Whole Tyrannical Dictator Birthday Party Thing
Monday, October 31 by

Jeez, you get your client a gig saluting ONE brutal dictator and this is the thanks you get?

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Justin Timberlake To Get Folky With The Coens?
Saturday, October 29 by

He’s bringing folksy back.

Oh, man! I know for a fact that Kevin Sorbo HATES being trapped in coffins, so this should be awesome!
Shameless Plug: Watch This Trailer For ‘Coffin’ Or I’ll Kill You
Friday, October 28 by

Your studio apartment doesn’t seem so small anymore, does it?

He's the anti-Sheen. He represents all that is good and pure in this world.
Bill Murray To Be The Yin To Charlie Sheen’s F*cked-Up Yang In ‘Charles Swan’
Friday, October 28 by

Now if they could just get rid of Charlie Sheen.

Who in their right mind wouldn't want to tell this story?
Craig Gillespie On ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’: “I’m Out This Bitch!”
Friday, October 28 by

Just put Edgar Wright on it and call it a day.

He's gonna need to make a run and buy some more fame juice.
Charlie Sheen And His New TV Show Get Picked Up By FX
Thursday, October 27 by

My research hasn’t turned up any signs of Chuck Lorre’s involvement in the show.

His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian, too.
Samuel L. Jackson Is Hollywood’s Highest-Grossing Actor
Thursday, October 27 by

And that’s not even considering all the money he makes from wearing Kangol hats and laughing uproariously at the Oscars.

With Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and everything!
Farrelly Brothers Plan A Legitmate Sequel To ‘Dumb And Dumber’
Thursday, October 27 by

With Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and everything!

I never said it was a "good" song. I even double checked to make sure I never made that representation.
Yup, Tim From ‘Tim And Eric’ Can Make A Weirder Herman Cain Ad Than Herman Cain Can
Wednesday, October 26 by

This is where I would put in my interpretation of the video you’re about to see, but it’s a ‘Tim and Eric’ video, so that’s impossible.

Photo via HackingNetflix.com
Infographic: The Netflix Exodus In Perspective
Wednesday, October 26 by

What do 800,000 customers really look like?

"Then we'll add a filter that makes it suck in post."
Steven Spielberg Didn’t Like ‘Indiana Jones 4′ Either
Wednesday, October 26 by

Once again, the blame is on George Lucas.

McG gives a passionate address about his love of boobs.
Summit Talks With McG About Non-Board Game Film ‘Puzzle Palace’
Wednesday, October 26 by

Surprisingly, it’s not based on a board game.

Can you see her love bug?
Lindsay Lohan Finally Poses Nude For Playboy
Tuesday, October 25 by

Better late than never?

The film will be markedly worse than this picture.
Tyler Perry’s ‘The Marriage Counselor’ Will Now Feature Two Things Black People Love: Tyler Perry And Kim Kardashian’s Ass
Tuesday, October 25 by

Brought to you by Skechers Shape-Ups and TBS…

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sony Pokes Aaron Sorkin And Asks Him To Write Steve Jobs Biopic
Tuesday, October 25 by

Sony calls on the master of nerd storytelling.

Unforgiven...for that Bob Seger remake.
Metallica To Waste Their Money Creating A 3D Movie
Monday, October 24 by

This is going to be awesome in a “I’m laughing at them” kind of way.

If he's not wearing a funny costume, he shouldn't be doing bad things.
Disney Doesn’t Want The World To Know Johnny Depp Acts In Non-’Pirates’ Films
Monday, October 24 by

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?

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Ben Affleck Randomly Selected To Direct Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’
Monday, October 24 by

File this under WTF?

This is the savior of NBC.
Jimmy Fallon Sells Three Scripts To NBC. This Can’t Be Good.
Friday, October 21 by

The shows are called ‘DILFs’, ‘Fat Rob’, and ‘Rick’. Please, keep reading.

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Of Course Ben Stiller Was Selected To Direct A Period Horror Film
Friday, October 21 by

He’s been pigeon-holed.

I'm sure producers are wondering what they can do to bring the show up to Sheen's standards.
Charlie Sheen Is ‘Very Disappointed’ With The New ‘Two And A Half Men’, Chuck Lorre Weeps
Friday, October 21 by

Jon Cryer is doing everything he can, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough.

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Matthew Vaughn Considers Returning To The Mark Millar Well With ‘Superior’
Friday, October 21 by

Matthew Vaughn is sticking with superheroes.

Theirs was a pure love. And now it's gone.
The New ‘Muppets’ Film Does NOT Have The Frank Oz Seal Of Approval
Friday, October 21 by

So Jason Segel is picking up Frank Oz’s Muppet scraps. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Make no mistake - this man is selfish and horrible.
George Romero Doesn’t Watch, Turned Down Offers To Direct ‘The Walking Dead’
Thursday, October 20 by

How great would it be if the ‘Night of the Living Dead’ guy directed a ‘Walking Dead’ episode? Eh. Not that great, really.