It’s funny because he enjoys killing people.
Jeez, what a narc.
Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.
Next Level Nerd Boner: ACHIEVED.
Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!
This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.
Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!
Shine on, you crazy diamond…
An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.
That’s about what we expected.
‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.
This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.
It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.
We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.
Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.
It’s a step in the right direction.
They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.
He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.
It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.
What he said.
Hot chicks, blood, and violence. Just in time for Comic-Con.
The day the romantic comedy died…
This won’t get old.
Finally, a show about police officers.
His name is Paul Verhoeven, and no one thing defines him.