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Nick Offerman Is The New Rainn Wilson; Joins Diablo Cody’s ‘Lamb Of God’
Wednesday, February 22 by

Ron %&^*ing Swanson.

It will be whatever the opposite of 'Ratatouille' is.
Guillermo Del Toro To Freak Kids Out With CGI Epic ‘Day Of The Dead’
Tuesday, February 21 by

Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.

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Roger Ebert, David Poland Think ‘Titanic 3D’ Looks Like Crap
Tuesday, February 21 by

Is this the death of unnecessary 3D? Please?

The big screen adaptation of 'Home Improvement' really snagged an impressive cast.
WGA Awards Honor ‘The Descendants’ & ‘Midnight In Paris’ As Movies That Were Written
Tuesday, February 21 by

That’s some fine typing, boys.

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‘Red 2′ Is Apparently Going To Exist, Has A Director
Saturday, February 18 by

‘Red 2: Even Redderer’

I'd definitely buy them underwear.
Michael Bay Forced To Shoot Sequel To ‘Victoria’s Secret’ Commercial
Friday, February 17 by

Suffer the poor artist.

Interesting, but I have a better idea.
Instead Of Hiring Cirque De Soleil, Turn The Oscars Into The ‘Hollywood Hunger Games’
Friday, February 17 by

“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”

Jim Gaffigan when someone brings up affirmative actions. Just kidding. Probably Hot Pockets.
Jim Gaffigan, The Anti-Louie C.K., To Adopt C.K.’s Distribution Model
Friday, February 17 by

It will be Gaffigan’s crassest material yet, earning him a PG rating.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you (possibly) Israel Thornstein.
British Spy Group MI5 Reveals Charlie Chaplin MAY HAVE BEEN A FRENCHMAN!
Friday, February 17 by

Whatever his name is, he’s no Alex Pettyfer.

"Mr. Quaid, if you don't stop telling the committee what you'd like to do with our nipples, I will ask you to leave."
Jennifer Aniston And Dennis Quaid Are Going To Star In A ‘Jackie Brown’ Prequel Whether You Think It’s A Good Idea Or Not
Friday, February 17 by

Rob Schneider had a prior commitment.

I'm fat.
Is Tony Scott Making Vince Vaughn An Action Star?
Thursday, February 16 by

He’s all blows up.

Answers. NOW.
Uggie Will Not Be Attending The Oscars
Wednesday, February 15 by

Aw, hell nah!

Ironically, picking up this show in 2012 is exactly the type of thing that Hannibal would eat you for.
NBC Picking Up ‘Hannibal’ In What Is Clearly A Cry For Help
Wednesday, February 15 by

I hope you like your violence watered-down and insinuated!

Seems about right.
The Big Screen ‘Twisted Metal’ Is In Good Hands
Wednesday, February 15 by

Looks like there’s a new Paul Thomas Anderson in town.

Oh, to be a dog and in love!
Because We’re Not Total Monsters, Here’s ‘Lady And The Tramp’ With Real Dogs
Tuesday, February 14 by

Can YOU feel the love tonight?

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‘Warhorsey’ Is Just Like ‘War Horse’, But With Poop
Tuesday, February 14 by

Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs.

It's what this planet needs.
Michael Bay Rolling Out ‘Transformers’ Reboot
Tuesday, February 14 by

Just when he thought he was out, they’ve dragged him back in.

Showtime?
Seth Grahame-Smith Updates: Wazzup With ‘Beetlejuice 2′?
Tuesday, February 14 by

Just Go Hawaiian already!!

My two most desired items in the world - those shoes and that board.
Mattel Will Be Manufacturing The “Hoverboard” In Time For Christmas
Monday, February 13 by

I’ll hold out for the powered Pit Bull model.

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Oscar Nominee Bret McKenzie: “We Were Really The Guardians Of This Magical (Muppet) World”
Monday, February 13 by

“I just really wanted to make something that felt like it belonged to that world.”

I thought the whole point of the passage of time was that we didn't have to be subjected to films that look like this anymore.
Gor Blimey, Here Are The 2012 BAFTA Award Winners!
Sunday, February 12 by

They’re like the Oscars but more polite.

1963 - 2012
Whitney Houston Is Dead
Saturday, February 11 by

She was 48-years old.

The enemy of my enemy is my pyschoitic friend!
Good News: Madonna’s Violent Stalker Has Escaped
Friday, February 10 by

Chalk one up for the violently insane!

Teach 'em how to Dougie, Gene.
Get Your Hopes Up, A ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ Sequel Is ‘Yes, Absolutely 100%’ Getting Made
Thursday, February 9 by

Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.
Hooray For Hollywood: Throwing A Football On An L.A. County Beach Could Cost You $1,000
Thursday, February 9 by

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.

I don't recall Col. Sanders being in Tolkien's books.
‘The Hobbit’ Finally Gets Around To Casting Billy Connolly
Thursday, February 9 by

Refusing to cut his hair has paid off.

Russell Crowe reacts to Lana Del Ray"s SNL performance.
Russell Crowe Confirms Interest In Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’
Wednesday, February 8 by

And he totally hates ‘Robocop’.

Apparently, some soulless movie exec screaming, "Remember Stretch Armstrong?" doesn't mean it will be a viable movie.
Universal Just Paid Millions Of Dollars To Not Make Movies Based On Hasbro Toys
Tuesday, February 7 by

I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.

Why yes, I ordered the "handsome."
‘This Means War’ Pushes Back Valentines Opening, Nation’s Girlfriends Weep
Tuesday, February 7 by

Geez. That’s too bad.

This article rains on a lot of people's parades.
This South African Guy Was Trapped In A Cave With Zombies For Three Years
Tuesday, February 7 by

Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.