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This just rocks. No jokes. This is awesome.
Michael Winslow From ‘Police Academy’ Is Still Making Really Amazing Noises With His Mouth
Wednesday, October 19 by

You’ll probably spend the next 15 minutes watching Michael Winslow videos on YouTube.

We all have a past.
Melissa McCarthy Is Getting Her Own Movie And Naming It ‘Tammy’
Wednesday, October 19 by

She’s a bonafide star.

Batman cleans up Zuccotti Park.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ To Occupy Wall Street
Tuesday, October 18 by

Those people will tear Bruce Wayne apart.

He's already dating Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, which is pretty much the only requirement for the gig.
‘Transformers’ Might Shoot Installments 4 And 5 Back-To-Back With Jason Statham
Tuesday, October 18 by

Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.

George Lucas was apparently able to find an Eddie Bauer store on a planet far, far away.
Hey, George Lucas! This ‘Star Wars’ Producer Didn’t Like The Prequels Either
Monday, October 17 by

He doesn’t say it outright, but I get the feeling he’s not a fan of the films due to their overall shittiness.

"Live long and brunch."
Set Phasers To Gay: Star Trek’s Zachary Quinto Comes Out
Monday, October 17 by

Now gay teens will get bullied for being nerds.

So long...
Thoughts On Leonard Nimoy’s Retirement
Monday, October 17 by

Leonard Nimoy: a.k.a. The “Straight” Spock…

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Marvel Releases Info On Phase 2 Of The ‘Avengers’ Initiative
Sunday, October 16 by

Still not sure what they’re avenging, though.

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WB Wants Matt Reeves To Step Into … ‘The Twilight Zone’
Saturday, October 15 by

Hope he can get the hang of those whip-pans.

Just realized how old that tape on his hand is. Gross, Iceman!
‘Top Gun 2′ Has Some Writers, But No Word On The Story
Friday, October 14 by

I’m hoping they re-imagine the volleyball scene by making it less gay. Or more gay. Either way is great with me.

Pretty fitting that they named this film after one of the most frequently disappointing days of the year.
Garry Marshall’s ‘New Year’s Eve’ Poster Seems To Focus On Homeless Hector Elizondo
Friday, October 14 by

It’s nice to watch other couples go through the same things we do, like fights with Josh Duhamel and difficulty getting Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant.

It is now a matter of fact that the Chechen president's birthday party was "Swank-y."
Hilary Swank Has To Apologize For Partying With A Chechen Tyrant
Thursday, October 13 by

This controversy could cause her to lose her title of “The Next Karate Kid.”

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Guy Who Threw Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Blames ‘Drive’
Thursday, October 13 by

‘Drive’ is making people do crazy things.

May Mr. Christopher Cheney take solace in the blizzard of high fives he received immediately following the disemination of the pictures.
Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Could Get 121 Years
Wednesday, October 12 by

If some dude’s gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.

He looks half-surprised by this announcement.
Let’s Celebrate HBO’s Renewal Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ With A Glass Of Cold Buttermilk!
Wednesday, October 12 by

It’s going to be like one of those series where the kids never leave high school, only the kids are bootleggers and the high school is prohibition.

"Once the cat is relaxed, they are very easy to milk."
Javier Bardem Confirms He Will Piss Off Daniel Craig In Next ‘Bond’ Film
Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s no match for Bond’s gadgets.

"Seriously, bro. What's she like? What's her hair smell like??"
Jim Carrey To Make Magic With Steve Carell In ‘Burt Wonderstone’
Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s just trying to get closer to Emma Stone.

Haven't the Haitians suffered enough?
16 Zombies On ‘Resident Evil’ Set Injured In Secretly-Funny Disaster
Tuesday, October 11 by

Now all the zombie will be limping and dragging their feet as they walk. Who’s going to believe that?

"What did you say about my hat, fish?"
‘Austin Powers’ Actor Suspected Of Killing His Cellmate
Tuesday, October 11 by

It’s unknown whether a shoe was used.

How "urban" can a movie set in rural Louisiana get?
They Got My Letters! Lifetime To Remake ‘Steel Magnolias’ With All-Black Cast
Tuesday, October 11 by

If someone offered me a wager on whether or not this iteration will contain more or less sass, I would put my money on “more.”

Sexy face, sexy outfit, sexy girl.
9 Actresses Hotter Than Rihanna, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive
Tuesday, October 11 by

But would they make good mothers? Just kidding. I don’t care.

You got a permit for that thing?
Brad Pitt Busted For Smuggling ‘World War Z’ Guns Into Hungary
Tuesday, October 11 by

Load up the choppers like it’s the 731st.

Ugh. I'll take my coffee to go, please.
Gunther, Diners, and Pork: The 5 Lamest Television Hangouts
Tuesday, October 11 by

Apparently, most sitcom characters don’t drink out of boredom the same way my friends and I do.

No, John. This is a bad thing.
‘Gotti’ Film Having Difficulty Finding Financing On Account Of It Being An Unholy Nightmare Of A Production
Monday, October 10 by

Gotti deserves better than this. Oh wait, no he doesn’t.

Granted, he looks like a Nazi, but still...
Woman Sues ‘Drive’ For Not Being Sh*tty, Hating Jews
Monday, October 10 by

Soon all movies will be sued for not being enough like ‘The Fast and the Furious’.

The torn envelope is symbolic.
Netflix Now Agrees With The Rest Of The World That Qwikster Was A Really Bad Idea
Monday, October 10 by

Good news: one site for all services. Bad news: rate hike stays and your streaming selections are still pretty awful. Sooooo…have a nice day?

Steve Jobs at his Steve Jobsiest.
Sony Picks Up Steve Jobs Biography Because, Hey, Steve Jobs
Friday, October 7 by

NEWS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

It was the '60's.
R.I.P. Charles Napier
Thursday, October 6 by

Hollywood has lost its foremost guy who can play a general.

Steve Jobs via 'South Park'
6 Ways Steve Jobs Changed The Way We Watch Movies
Thursday, October 6 by

From iPads to Pixar, Jobs had a tremendous effect on the world of visual entertainment.

R.I.P.
R.I.P. Steve Jobs
Thursday, October 6 by

This is sadder than the first ten minutes of ‘Up’.