Ron %&^*ing Swanson.
Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.
Is this the death of unnecessary 3D? Please?
That’s some fine typing, boys.
‘Red 2: Even Redderer’
Suffer the poor artist.
“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”
It will be Gaffigan’s crassest material yet, earning him a PG rating.
Whatever his name is, he’s no Alex Pettyfer.
Rob Schneider had a prior commitment.
He’s all blows up.
Aw, hell nah!
I hope you like your violence watered-down and insinuated!
Looks like there’s a new Paul Thomas Anderson in town.
Can YOU feel the love tonight?
Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs.
Just when he thought he was out, they’ve dragged him back in.
Just Go Hawaiian already!!
I’ll hold out for the powered Pit Bull model.
“I just really wanted to make something that felt like it belonged to that world.”
They’re like the Oscars but more polite.
She was 48-years old.
Chalk one up for the violently insane!
Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.
Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.
Refusing to cut his hair has paid off.
And he totally hates ‘Robocop’.
I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.
Geez. That’s too bad.
Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.