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Marti Noxon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), whose last name sounds like an element on the periodic table, has turned in a new draft adapting Seth Grahame-Smith’s bestseller.

Paramount gave the interwebs a ton of new pictures showing the film’s many, many humans.

Turns out we’ve been wrong about the guy this whole time.

At least the producers of ‘American Reunion’ are adding fresh eye candy into Universal’s penis-squashed new ‘American Pie’.

This is one of those stories that will probably happen, but we need to put a question mark after the title to cover our ass.

They’re already star-whacked. They just don’t know it.

The studio has determined that the best way to shake things up and respond to those mediocre reviews is to definitely not change writers.

He’ll be the Hanks son with the non-embarrassing connection to the music industry.

Did I say ‘the bomb explodes’? I meant ‘the DVD comes out’.

Ira Glass has decided to calculate the odds of you finding love. In related news, Ira Glass should mind his own damn business.

Baldwin got a Twitter, too.

We won’t believe it until we hear it from the horse’s jittery, fast-talking mouth.

Summer has begun, ladies and gentlemen.

Matthew Modine – Key villain or king of the dudes?

But don’t get him wrong. He’s still a fan of silly glasses.

Hail to the chief.

The Wachowskis have once again called upon Hugo Weaving because of his talent for playing a f*ckload of dudes.

And no, one of them is not ‘The Squeakquel”

Is Idris Elba ‘Django Unchained’?

Alice Braga, not Sonia Braga

What up with that?

Hollywood hears you loud and clear. You said you wanted more ‘Yogi Bear’ movies, and goddamn it, they’re gonna make you more ‘Yogi Bear’ movies.

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, but who ladies call “Mr. Handsome,” is the focus of a new poster for ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2′.

Who will play such oddly named roles as Venia, Flavius and the tongue-less Avox girl?

After Las Vegas and Shanghai, Bradley Cooper wants to visit the Time Tombs.

Riding horses, battling beasts. Y’know, lady stuff.

It’s the Shermanator’s lucky day.

I’m pulling for you, Colin Hanks.

James Franco doesn’t have enough of your attention yet.

He makes a great elf.