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This kid is alienated by aliens. Irony alert!

William H. Macy, Matt Dillon, and Craig Robinson will bring the “freaky,” and, as always, Brendan Fraser will unload the “deaky.”

I am like the genie of internet posters, but only for specific movies at specific times.

Is this your card? How about this one? No? Sh*t.

A grating musical number is already a foregone conclusion.

Oh, man! The ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ guys better not catch wind of this. They will be sooooooo pissed.

Hurricanes AND eerie premonitions? This movie’s got something for fans of all sorts of different awful things.

‘Tarzan: A New Hope’?

Dumb alien = box office gold.

James Bond will return in: Fall, 2012.

I’m not crying. Shut up. I just hit my eye while lifting weights.

A superhero movie? It’ll never work.

It will either be about Tom Hanks fighting pirates or racecars. To clarify, Tom Hanks won’t be fighting racecars.

Robert Redford and Nick Nolte could be teaming up to make the blondest, wrinkliest film of all time.

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton are like the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of the 60s and 70s, only with eighty less adopted children.

But will Ric Roman Waugh direct the movie… on fire?

Can’t wait for ‘Dark Knight Rises’? You can see Gary Oldman and Tom Hardy in theaters this year, albeit in a movie that’s not about Batmen.

You know you’re getting on in years when your IMDB page includes special effects for ‘King Kong’. Not the Peter Jackson one, or the ancient Charles Grodin one. The Fay Wray one.

Which director will Disney set sail with? Hey, that pun kinda works with the visual themes of the movie. Great.

At this point, I’m half-expecting the producers to announce they have just signed on Christian Slater to play some long-lost fourth stooge.

Rumors say the producers of the Stephen King adaptation have put Hailee Steinfeld (‘True Grit’) at the top of their casting wish list. If she takes the part, she’ll get a $10 horse.

He may be going back to his roots of scaring the sh*t out of people.

It sounds like the networks might be ready for her brand of cute racist jokes.

She’ll play Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s wife. Only in Hollywood!!!!

Sarandon is going to play Samberg’s mom, just like she does in all those SNL Digital Shorts.

Thanks to ‘Fun Size’, he can let the fellas breathe.

This movie will get made much slower than you can say ‘Jackie Robinson’.

Uh, no.

Posters! What will they think of next??

‘The Hunger Games’ are going into extra innings.