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American Horror Story To Reboot Season 2 With The Same Cast
Thursday, December 22 by

Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”

Harrison Ford is turning into Steven Spielberg.
Old Man Harrison Ford To Star In Adaptation Of Old Sci-Fi Book, ‘Ender’s Game’
Thursday, December 22 by

I hope this is the first role that let’s him wear that tiny little earring in character.

R. Kelly is making you a movie, baby.
R. Kelly Has Only Written 32 New Chapters Of ‘Trapped In The Closet’
Wednesday, December 21 by

Sure there were unanswered questions at the end of the first series, but they were mostly, “Why is R. Kelly doing this to us?”

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Vin Diesel Says Two More ‘Fast And The Furious’ Films In The Pipeline
Wednesday, December 21 by

Hopefully they’ll go to outer space in one of these.

OMG! Thebuildingsmakeabat! Thebuildingsmakeabat!!!!!!
The (Familiar) 2nd Trailer For ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, December 20 by

If we had a dollar for every ‘Batman’ trailer we posted this week, we’d have two. Two dollars. *sigh*

Can we take the next step and start worshipping this guy formally? Like as a religion?
Unhappy With The ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Script, Bill Murray Reportedly Shreds It, Sends It Back
Tuesday, December 20 by

“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”

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Matt Damon’s Hatred May Hold Up Any ‘Bourne’ Sequels
Tuesday, December 20 by

Homies 4-Eva.

There goes my erection.
‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back So We Can All…Wait, Why Is ‘Punk’d’ Coming Back
Monday, December 19 by

Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.

After three callbacks, Craig was shattered to learn that the producers went in a different direction for the role of Pinocchio.
Daniel Craig In Talks For 5 More ‘Bond’ Films After ‘Skyfall’
Monday, December 19 by

Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.

Still no idea what this is all about...
Ridley Scott Answers Your ‘Prometheus’ Questions
Monday, December 19 by

It will be set in space and you will hear screaming.

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David Fincher Doesn’t Know If There’s Going To Be Any ‘Dragon Tattoo’ Sequels
Sunday, December 18 by

It’s a toss-up at this point.

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Clive Owen Offered Chance To Be A Bastard Again In ‘Oldboy’
Saturday, December 17 by

No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.

I would like to formally suggest Tuco be played by Milhouse.
I Don’t See Why ‘The Simpsons’ COULDN’T Be Mashed Up With ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, December 16 by

What? No Smithers as Mike the Cleaner?

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.
Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman
Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

Way worse than Christopher Hitchens dying.
Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting
Friday, December 16 by

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas
Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

This ain't so bad!
Join The #HungerGames100 Poster Puzzle Hunt… Or I’ll End You
Thursday, December 15 by

I mean it. Join now, or else.

We'll buy whatever he's selling. After all, he was on 'Growing Pains'.
HBO Still Going Apeshit With New Shows, Gets A Leo Dicaprio Medical/Mafia Drama
Thursday, December 15 by

‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.

They look so peaceful, just lying there.
Here Are Your Fairly Predictable Golden Globe Nominees
Thursday, December 15 by

The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.

To be fair, David Cross hasn't seemed to enjoy ANYTHING in at least a decade.
David Cross Didn’t Like Working On ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked’ That Much
Wednesday, December 14 by

I’ve heard from three different people that Theodore is incredibly difficult to work with.

It also says that he invented the printing press. That can't be right.
Steve Guttenberg Is Just Now Receiving A Star On The Walk Of Fame
Wednesday, December 14 by

I wrote one letter a day for almost 28 years. I feel vindicated.

For this picture to convey the subject matter of this article, please imagine that it is playing audio at an unbearably high volume.
FCC Passes Act To Regulate TV Ad Volume, Gave It Nifty Acronym
Tuesday, December 13 by

Remain CALM.

They look really happy. I mean like in love.
Hulk Hogan’s Ex-Wife Claims The Hulk Was Gay With Brutus Beefcake
Tuesday, December 13 by

Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda…

He really didn't ever stand a chance.
Mike Myers To Milk ‘Austin Powers’ For Sweet, Sweet Broadway Money
Tuesday, December 13 by

It can’t be as bad as ‘Spiderman.’

Now this is what a New York apartment looks like.
Judd Apatow’s New HBO Series ‘Girls’ Gets A Trailer
Monday, December 12 by

I want these girls to challenge the ‘Sex and the City’ girls to a fight.

Genius!
We’ve Got The Treatment For Garry Marshall’s Next Romantic Comedy, ‘Wedding Day’
Monday, December 12 by

I’m pretty sure this is real.

Even when history dictates a character will die, HBO still manages to surprise us.
HBO’s Rich History Of Shocking Character Deaths
Monday, December 12 by

If only I could include Carrie Bradshaw on this list.

"Familiar is good," the studios chanted. "Familiar is good."
2011′s Highest-Grossing Films Were All Sequels
Monday, December 12 by

And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.

"Ay-oh. Oh-ay."
Daniel Craig Promises ‘Skyfall’ Won’t Suck Like ‘Quantum Of Solace’ Did
Monday, December 12 by

What’s his excuse for ‘Dream House’?

Guess where his other hand is. Seriously. Guess.
Lifetime Is Remaking ‘Blue Lagoon’… Hello? Anyone? Hellooooo?
Monday, December 12 by

There will be no nudity.