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They’re Going To Remake ‘The Elephant Man’
Wednesday, June 13 by

First a Spider-Man reboot, now this.

Please don't wake her. She's very tired.
Lindsay Lohan And A Male Porn Star Will Be In A New Brett Easton Ellis Film
Wednesday, June 13 by

Let’s hope she doesn’t go method for this one.

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Tom Cruise And Val Kilmer Are Both Game For A ‘Top Gun’ Sequel
Wednesday, June 13 by

The new “Danger Zone” is any spot on a straight line between Val Kilmer and the craft services table.

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Chuck Norris Is Chuck Norris In ‘Chuck Norris’
Tuesday, June 12 by

Starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris.

Winstone prepares for trust fall exercises.
Ray Winstone Wins ‘Noah’ Fat Bad Guy Role
Tuesday, June 12 by

Kevin James was previously booked.

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Your 2012 Comic Con Bingo Card Is Here
Tuesday, June 12 by

The most eagerly anticipated aspect of Comic-Con 2012 is here.

Pictured: A representation of definite lungs.
Hooray For Hollywood!: ‘Possible Lungs’ Found On Street In South LA
Monday, June 11 by

They may or may not have been inside a person for purposes of breathing.

I'm losing "hope" after this news.
Semi-Retired Amanda Bynes Is Not At All Retired From Driving Drunk, Enlists Obama’s Help
Thursday, June 7 by

Do your job and FIRE THIS MAN, OBAMA!

His head is as shiny as Robocop's.
Sam Jackson Is Going To Be In The New ‘Robocop’, Motherf*cker!
Thursday, June 7 by

His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian too.

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‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Finnick Casting Rumors Are Hogwash
Wednesday, June 6 by

The role is still up for grabs. Handsome devils only.

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Warner Bros Hires ‘Gangster Squad’ Writer To Assemble ‘Justice League’ Script
Wednesday, June 6 by

Looks like ‘Justice League’ is something we need to worry about again.

If they're not gonna make the movie, can I have the vest?
If You Want A ‘MacGruber 2′, You’re Shit Out Of Luck, According To Will Forte
Tuesday, June 5 by

I would put a funny MacGruber quote here if I thought that anyone would get the reference.

Nothing's cheaper than free!
Attend A Free Advance Screening Of ‘That’s My Boy’
Tuesday, June 5 by

Nothing’s cheaper than free…

I see it.
Two Things You Haven’t Thought About In Years Combined As Jerry O’Connell Signs On To Play Herman Munster
Tuesday, June 5 by

He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!

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Talk To The Hand: The Best Of Tyrion Lannister
Monday, June 4 by

Imps say the darndest things.

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Heisenberg Takes A Load Off In New ‘Breaking Bad’ Poster
Monday, June 4 by

His throne sucks compared to the Iron Throne.

Dammit, Guy Ritchie, stop smiling like that so I can bring myself to be mad at you!
Guy Ritchie Taking HIs Cockney Charms To ‘Treasure Island’
Friday, June 1 by

I blame Madonna, and yes, I’m comfortable doing that.

I've decided to make this news.
‘Leprechaun’ Reboot Gets A ‘Quote’ ‘Writer’ ‘End-Quote’
Friday, June 1 by

All those quotes mean I don’t take this thing very seriously.

Yes, yes, Adam. We see you. Please just...put your hand down.
Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler
Thursday, May 31 by

OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!

'Grudge Match' is basically this, but 15 years later and sans shirts.
DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’
Thursday, May 31 by

The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.

In the video you can see Hoda readying the cyanide tablet out of the hollow tooth the producers implanted.
Kathie Lee Asks Martin Short How His Dead Wife Is Doing
Wednesday, May 30 by

“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.

Simpler times, I guess. Also: Shit, Sawyer's handsome!
Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating
Wednesday, May 30 by

In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.

If there was a category for "Worst Theme Song," I think they wouldn't even need to mail it. They'd just be given the award.
‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’
Wednesday, May 30 by

Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.

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Brace Yourselves For ‘Tetris: The Movie’
Tuesday, May 29 by

Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.

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Quentin Tarantino Cowboys Up In ‘Django Unchained’ Stills
Tuesday, May 29 by

Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.

ALF was the Sacha Baron Cohen of the late 1980's.
‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat
Tuesday, May 29 by

Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)

Hugh Jackman: If you wanna bang heads with him, he can show you what it's like.
Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.
Friday, May 25 by

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

No, not this billionaire.
This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason
Friday, May 25 by

Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.

Perhaps this image will tide you over? It's not much, but it's something.
OH NO! ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Is Postponed For A ’3D Overhaul’
Wednesday, May 23 by

Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.

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The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme Gets The Lyrics It’s Been Sorely Missing
Tuesday, May 22 by

Game of Thrones, bitch.