Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”
It’s the circle of box office performance.
Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.
It’s unclear who got to be Andrew McCarthy.
Not cool, fellas.
The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.
He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.
Sometimes flight is much cooler than fight.
Whatever that means.
Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.
It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!
They can’t hide forever.
It just wouldn’t be a Tarantino film without him.
Just don’t do it.
If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.
Say your prayers and it might happen sooner.
Get ready to feel really, really old.
He was heads above the rest.
Let’s go get drunk.
These space ladies should have the right to compete too.
Now you can live Oprah’s nightmare with Tom Cruise all up in your face.
Born to be a flop.
If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.
Arnold just wants to act, man.
I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.
Holla at yo’ boi this weekend.
In all fairness, Jews have been making movies about Nazis for years…
But will it conflict with his regular gig on ‘Two and a Half Men’?
You know your balls taste great when an ice cream is named in their honor. Congratulations, Alec Baldwin!
If that’s not a mo-cap suit, but rather a costume, then the costume designer ought to be executed where he or she stands.