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Look at that bike! It's as big as he is! But still not that big...
Tom Cruise To Die Over And Over And Over Again In ‘All You Need Is Kill’
Thursday, December 1 by

He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!

This is the real Patch Adams, and if someone looking like this ever reached out to give me medical care, they would pull back a bloody stump.
The Best ‘Patch Adams’-Related Home Invasion Story You’ll Read All Day
Thursday, December 1 by

Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!
William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud
Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

I will be the first one to admit this image doesn't give you a good sense of the character.
‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Concept Art Introduces Us To ‘The Lizard’
Wednesday, November 30 by

He looks like a shaved Grinch.

Future Jim Gaffigan has traveled back in time to save this important landmark.
Screw #OWS: Save The ‘Night Of The Living Dead’ Chapel
Wednesday, November 30 by

Zombies have a right to marry.

This cartoon character just LOVES World War II stuff.
Tom Hanks To Join ‘Garden Of Beasts’ Because He Loves WWII So Damn Much
Tuesday, November 29 by

It actually takes place just before World War II, but it was close enough that Tom got interested.

Here's hoping he died how he lived... surrounded by giant swords of meat.
Actor And Comedian Patrice O’Neal Died Last Night At 41
Tuesday, November 29 by

The regular ‘Opie and Anthony’ guest was 41.

Rocky triumphantly squirts milk on Philiadelphia
Sylvester Stallone Runs ‘Rocky’ Up The Broadway Steps
Tuesday, November 29 by

It’s about time “Eye of the Tiger” became eligible for a Tony.

Sterling Archer and a flight attendant, hanging out as friends so often do.
FX Sets Premiere Dates For Third Seasons Of Justified And Archer
Monday, November 28 by

‘Son of the Beach’ remains on hiatus, so keep up that letter-writing campaign, folks!

I'm sure the paper in question will be some of variation on this.
You Will Soon Be Able To Buy Dunder Mifflin Paper From ‘The Office’. REJOICE!
Monday, November 28 by

This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.

It's business time.
‘Flight Of The Conchords’ Tease Us With Movie Talk
Monday, November 28 by

It’s hard to type with finfgners croxssed.

Like this, but different.
Attention Shoppers: ‘Chopping Mall’ Remake In The Works
Monday, November 28 by

Just when you thought it was safe to party in a mall after hours.

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You Can See A Bit Of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Before The Year Ends
Saturday, November 26 by

Plus, photos!

Huh. I guess she won an Emmy at some point. Interesting.
Sarah Silverman To Take Her “Cute Girl Says Doodie” Act To NBC For A Pilot
Wednesday, November 23 by

This could be the commercially accessible “edginess” NBC needs to turn things around. Just kidding.

A black guy AND a woman? What a diverse spaceship!
This Thanksgiving, Be Thankful For ‘Prometheus’ Stills From ‘Entertainment Weekly’
Wednesday, November 23 by

Here you go. It looks more like ‘Entertainment Weekly’ than it does a movie.

My two least favorite habits - smoking and swimming in your f*cking clothes.
Aaron Sorkin Is ‘Strongly Considering’ Steve Jobs Biopic, Since He Loves Depicting Cold Tech Giants
Wednesday, November 23 by

Sources close to him indicate that Jobs did both walk and talk, so Aaron Sorkin seems like a natural fit.

This is how bored Joe Strummer was by the news of his biopic. And he's been dead for nine years.
It’s The Clash Frontman Joe Strummer’s Turn For A Biopic Now, Courtesy Of…Julie Delpy?
Wednesday, November 23 by

Biopics are the new tombstones.

Back in his prime, even Eddie Murphy's haircut was funny.
John Landis Doesn’t Know If Eddie Murphy Wants To Be Funny Anymore
Tuesday, November 22 by

If Eddie doesn’t want to be funny, that would explain a lot of his films.

Bane-inspired fashions will be all the rage next fall.
Christopher Nolan Has Some Things To Reveal About ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, November 22 by

It apparently takes eight years for the Dark Knight to rise. In the interim, he was catching up on ‘Mad Men’ and watching the food network while doing CrossFit.

The most badass gunslinger of the wild west and that's what they put on his gravestone? Mine will say, "From Time to Time, He Enjoyed a Good Fudgesicle."
HBO Getting Back Into Westerns With Doc Holiday Series
Tuesday, November 22 by

I smell an Al Swearengen crossover opportunity. Wait. No. I’m smelling lavender. Close.

This is how you'll feel when you listen to the commentary.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Movie Commentary Is Way More Entertaining Than His Movies
Monday, November 21 by

He explains ‘Total Recall’ for you, in case you have trouble following Arnold Schwarzenegger films.

Fun fact: Francis Ford Coppola was once 78% beard.
Francis Ford Coppola On ‘The Godfather Part II’: “There Shoulda Only Been One”
Monday, November 21 by

Was he drunk? He must have been drunk.

Somewhere, somebody is getting this tattooed on them.
‘The Expendables 2′ Poster Features All Your Favorite Tough Old Guys
Monday, November 21 by

That’s a lot of old man strength.

The seventh season will be documentary-style footage of him playing with action figures.
Beware, Evildoers: ‘Dexter’ Renewed For Two More Seasons
Friday, November 18 by

By the time we reach season eight, it will just be Dexter sitting in a room having a dinner party with six ghosts.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my 'Twilight'.
‘Rampage’ Video Game To Become A Real Thinkpiece Film
Friday, November 18 by

They get their strength from eating people. Just like I do.

Who wouldn't want to watch this?
Fox Swats Down David Cronenberg’s ‘The Fly’ Sequel
Friday, November 18 by

Who wouldn’t want to watch this?

She's hired.
Yvonne Strahovski Seductively Crawls Toward ‘I, Frankenstein’
Friday, November 18 by

If she’ll sleep with Chuck, she’ll sleep with Frankenstein’s monster.

I felt sorry for them until I saw that he got married in that hat.
Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Div…ZZZZZZ
Thursday, November 17 by

Ashton will retain sole custody of his spotty facial hair.

Oh, man! They're gonna remake 'The Munsters'? This is gonna be so classic!!!!
NBC Now Thinks People Will Like ‘The Munsters’ More Than ‘Community’
Thursday, November 17 by

They’re hoping it lasts at least as long as the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ remake does.

Get ready to hate and resent him.
‘Despicable Me’ Animators Chipping Away At ‘Woody Woodpecker’
Thursday, November 17 by

Sell out.