Del Toro gets dicked over again.
“Boomtown, Population: *Kablamow!*”
Still not ready for primetime.
Gary Oldman’s manager got himself a role.
Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.
Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.
This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.
Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.
For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.
He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.
Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?
Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.
The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.
You will be missed, MCD.
BATMAN VS. ROBOCOP!!!
It’s still better than working retail.
In all fairness, RoboCop is a very nuanced character.
They’re the richest, and, therefore, the best.
Oh, man. I don’t want to give it away here, but it’s a keeper.
Further evidence that LeBron is 100% incapable of being his own man.
And possibly an armless Luke Wilson?
Ohhhhhhh, the other 472 brothers and sisters are going to be soooo jealous.
‘The Shadow’ and ‘The Phantom’ reboots can’t be too far behind.
Screw it, I’m doing it anyway.
The machines have risen. And they’re total nerds.
No sale, Opie.
These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island
Oh, man. This is gonna be so…mediocre.
“…back and to the left. Back…and to the left.”