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Yup. There's a 'Three Stooges' "origins" story.
‘The Three Stooges’ Trailer Is Exactly What We Thought It Would Be, Yet Somehow Still Disappointing
Wednesday, December 7 by

*Sigh* What were you expecting?

I hope it was worth it, Mythbusters.
‘Mythbusters’ Accidentally Sent A Cannonball Through A House
Wednesday, December 7 by

Before you laugh at this, please bear in mind that a minivan was damaged.

This will make money.
Adam Sandler Spawns A ‘Grown Ups’ Sequel
Wednesday, December 7 by

More like GROAN Ups. Amirite?

Trespassers will be shot on sight.
Michael Bay Will Direct ‘Transformers 4′ If He Must
Wednesday, December 7 by

As if there was ever any doubt.

If I drop this channel to save money, who is going to scream at me at 5:30 every day?
If You’re Mad About Your Cable Bill, You Can Blame ESPN
Tuesday, December 6 by

ESPN knows that most men would rather slide comfortably into a cocktail dress than drop it from their cable lineup.

"Seriously, who farted?"
Check It, Bros: Bradley Cooper Confirms ‘Hangover 3′
Tuesday, December 6 by

Everyone likes lots of money.

Oh, man, if Eva Mendes was directing this film instead of Michael Bay, this picture would be PERFECT!
Michael Bay Wants Mark Wahlberg, The Rock For ‘Pain And Gain’
Monday, December 5 by

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Hell yeah it is!
Police Discover Real-Life ‘Breaking Bad’ Meth Lab In Massachusetts
Monday, December 5 by

If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.

Don't let that long hair near your kid!
Fox News Exposes The Great Muppet Caper: Brain Washing Your Children
Monday, December 5 by

“The only thing green that should be up on that screen should be Kermit the Frog.”

"Time to introduce my running mate. Charmander, I choose you!!"
Herman Cain Admits To Quoting ‘Pokemon: The Movie 2000′ On The Campaign Trail
Monday, December 5 by

Had I known about him quoting ‘Pokemon’ sooner, he would have had my full support.

Back to terrorize the Enterprise again?
RoboCop Joins The Cast Of ‘Star Trek 2′
Monday, December 5 by

Is there a role for Max Headroom?

I am crossing my fingers for a 'Hurt Locker' crossover in which Jeremy Renner visits Sesame Street and has to diffuse a bomb that's been planted in Oscar's corpse.
Afghanistan Gets Its Own ‘Sesame Street’, The ‘War On Terror’ Can End Now
Friday, December 2 by

In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.

I find this still (and the trailer at-large) uncaptionable.
New Tim And Eric Red-Band Trailer Has Profanity, Robert Loggia
Friday, December 2 by

One of them bangs a sex doll. Take a look, why don’t you?

The secret of where Red Lobster gets their meat is finally revealed.
Neil Moritz To Make An Even Dumber Version Of Starship Troopers
Friday, December 2 by

Earth needs this.

There aren't as many representations of David Faustino in this picture as I would like.
David Faustino (Bud Bundy) Is To Blame For will.i.am
Friday, December 2 by

And if you’re wondering what Buck Bundy the dog is up to…he’s dead.

You arrive late, you sit in the front row. No exceptions, Batman.
‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prologue Goes To IMAX On December 16th
Friday, December 2 by

Get there early to get a good seat.

Look at that bike! It's as big as he is! But still not that big...
Tom Cruise To Die Over And Over And Over Again In ‘All You Need Is Kill’
Thursday, December 1 by

He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!

This is the real Patch Adams, and if someone looking like this ever reached out to give me medical care, they would pull back a bloody stump.
The Best ‘Patch Adams’-Related Home Invasion Story You’ll Read All Day
Thursday, December 1 by

Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!
William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud
Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

I will be the first one to admit this image doesn't give you a good sense of the character.
‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Concept Art Introduces Us To ‘The Lizard’
Wednesday, November 30 by

He looks like a shaved Grinch.

Future Jim Gaffigan has traveled back in time to save this important landmark.
Screw #OWS: Save The ‘Night Of The Living Dead’ Chapel
Wednesday, November 30 by

Zombies have a right to marry.

This cartoon character just LOVES World War II stuff.
Tom Hanks To Join ‘Garden Of Beasts’ Because He Loves WWII So Damn Much
Tuesday, November 29 by

It actually takes place just before World War II, but it was close enough that Tom got interested.

Here's hoping he died how he lived... surrounded by giant swords of meat.
Actor And Comedian Patrice O’Neal Died Last Night At 41
Tuesday, November 29 by

The regular ‘Opie and Anthony’ guest was 41.

Rocky triumphantly squirts milk on Philiadelphia
Sylvester Stallone Runs ‘Rocky’ Up The Broadway Steps
Tuesday, November 29 by

It’s about time “Eye of the Tiger” became eligible for a Tony.

Sterling Archer and a flight attendant, hanging out as friends so often do.
FX Sets Premiere Dates For Third Seasons Of Justified And Archer
Monday, November 28 by

‘Son of the Beach’ remains on hiatus, so keep up that letter-writing campaign, folks!

I'm sure the paper in question will be some of variation on this.
You Will Soon Be Able To Buy Dunder Mifflin Paper From ‘The Office’. REJOICE!
Monday, November 28 by

This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.

It's business time.
‘Flight Of The Conchords’ Tease Us With Movie Talk
Monday, November 28 by

It’s hard to type with finfgners croxssed.

Like this, but different.
Attention Shoppers: ‘Chopping Mall’ Remake In The Works
Monday, November 28 by

Just when you thought it was safe to party in a mall after hours.

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You Can See A Bit Of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Before The Year Ends
Saturday, November 26 by

Plus, photos!

Huh. I guess she won an Emmy at some point. Interesting.
Sarah Silverman To Take Her “Cute Girl Says Doodie” Act To NBC For A Pilot
Wednesday, November 23 by

This could be the commercially accessible “edginess” NBC needs to turn things around. Just kidding.