It’s fitting seeing as they both need a hit.
But will he make a good lightning guy?
Who to choke the air out of first?
Every actor’s dream.
Some people just can’t have nice things.
RZA’s involvement in any film project makes it much more palatable.
Mitt Romney might not approve this message.
Yeah, baby! Yeah!!
I’m holding out for a Conan vs. The Terminator film.
Kids say the darndest things.
Hint: It wasn’t ‘The Wizard Of Oz’.
One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.
Hopefully he’ll find a way to make it ridiculously expensive.
BREAKING: Hollywood might not be a meritocracy.
I’m lead to believe this is important.
I hope he fights a bear.
Why would you say that, Tom? Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth! Get all that poop coming out of your mouth!
Pretty good idea to rush this into production.
An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.
Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!
Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.
Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.
Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.
Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.
Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.
‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.
In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.
How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?
Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.
David Lynch directs or GTFO.