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This guy rules.
R.I.P. Hollywood Swordmaster Bob Anderson
Monday, January 2 by

There can be only one.

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Clive Owen Did A Burger King Commercial In Spanish
Saturday, December 31 by

Happy New Year!

I wanted to memorialize all the girls I banged this summer with a photograph.
2011 Cable Ratings: More People Watching Good Shows, More People Watching Crap
Thursday, December 29 by

20% more people are watching crap like ’16 and Pregnant’.

Hi, I'm J.J. High five!
Create Special Effects On Your iPhone Courtesy Of J.J. Abrams
Thursday, December 29 by

Lens flare at the touch of a button.

Seconds later, his metamorphosis into Richie Belding was complete.
The “Ayk” Is Back: Dan Aykroyd To Try Being Funny Again
Wednesday, December 28 by

Let’s hope he does better than Eddie Murphy.

Pictured: A terrifying alien hooker.
Nerd Alert: An Alien-Themed Whorehouse Is Opening In Nevada
Wednesday, December 28 by

By clicking on this article, you are admitting you have alien-whore fantasies.

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R.I.P. Cheetah The Chimp From ‘Tarzan’
Wednesday, December 28 by

Run free, Cheetah. Run free.

Teen Wolf did it better.
‘Fast Five’ Tops The Most Ganked Films Of 2011 List
Wednesday, December 28 by

Crooks!

Heads up!
Baz Luhrmann Cracked His Head Open On ‘Great Gatsby’ Set
Tuesday, December 27 by

More like Spazz Luhrman…

He looks like he's four seconds away from pulling out an acoustic guitar at a Bible camp.
Ben Affleck OWNS The ‘Bearded 70′s Guy’ Look In ‘Argo’
Tuesday, December 27 by

Only now do I feel that Affleck really EARNED the title of “Sexiest Man Alive.”

Sweet sleeves, bro.
‘Thor 2′ Has A Director Again
Tuesday, December 27 by

For now.

Insert funny line here.
And The Winner Of Our ‘Straw Dogs’ Caption Contest Is…
Thursday, December 22 by

And the other winner is…

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And The Winner Of Our ‘Fright Night’ Caption Contest Is…
Thursday, December 22 by

And the winner is…

Show #2 who's boss.
China’s Talkin’ Mad Sh*t About Christian Bale
Thursday, December 22 by

The seeds have been planted for a dance-off.

WHAT? It's the first pic that came up.
American Horror Story To Reboot Season 2 With The Same Cast
Thursday, December 22 by

Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”

Harrison Ford is turning into Steven Spielberg.
Old Man Harrison Ford To Star In Adaptation Of Old Sci-Fi Book, ‘Ender’s Game’
Thursday, December 22 by

I hope this is the first role that let’s him wear that tiny little earring in character.

R. Kelly is making you a movie, baby.
R. Kelly Has Only Written 32 New Chapters Of ‘Trapped In The Closet’
Wednesday, December 21 by

Sure there were unanswered questions at the end of the first series, but they were mostly, “Why is R. Kelly doing this to us?”

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Vin Diesel Says Two More ‘Fast And The Furious’ Films In The Pipeline
Wednesday, December 21 by

Hopefully they’ll go to outer space in one of these.

OMG! Thebuildingsmakeabat! Thebuildingsmakeabat!!!!!!
The (Familiar) 2nd Trailer For ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, December 20 by

If we had a dollar for every ‘Batman’ trailer we posted this week, we’d have two. Two dollars. *sigh*

Can we take the next step and start worshipping this guy formally? Like as a religion?
Unhappy With The ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Script, Bill Murray Reportedly Shreds It, Sends It Back
Tuesday, December 20 by

“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”

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Matt Damon’s Hatred May Hold Up Any ‘Bourne’ Sequels
Tuesday, December 20 by

Homies 4-Eva.

There goes my erection.
‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back So We Can All…Wait, Why Is ‘Punk’d’ Coming Back
Monday, December 19 by

Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.

After three callbacks, Craig was shattered to learn that the producers went in a different direction for the role of Pinocchio.
Daniel Craig In Talks For 5 More ‘Bond’ Films After ‘Skyfall’
Monday, December 19 by

Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.

Still no idea what this is all about...
Ridley Scott Answers Your ‘Prometheus’ Questions
Monday, December 19 by

It will be set in space and you will hear screaming.

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David Fincher Doesn’t Know If There’s Going To Be Any ‘Dragon Tattoo’ Sequels
Sunday, December 18 by

It’s a toss-up at this point.

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Clive Owen Offered Chance To Be A Bastard Again In ‘Oldboy’
Saturday, December 17 by

No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.

I would like to formally suggest Tuco be played by Milhouse.
I Don’t See Why ‘The Simpsons’ COULDN’T Be Mashed Up With ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, December 16 by

What? No Smithers as Mike the Cleaner?

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.
Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman
Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

Way worse than Christopher Hitchens dying.
Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting
Friday, December 16 by

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas
Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.