First thing Batman needs to do in this new Superman movie: Kill Superman.
Is she chewing her cheek or something? I just don’t get it.
Genius at work.
You’re not the only one who thinks it’s a weird premise.
Also, we will explain what a dolly track is, and the length of this one is newsworthy.
In news that’s likely to make fans of Bully (is there such a thing?) rejoice, a press release was issued today stating that TWC and Netflix have reached an agreement…
His name is Timur Bekmambetov. I’m putting that here so I won’t have to type it again.
With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…
That’s how you know he’s acting at you.
Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.
What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.
She is survived by Fez.
Cartoon sexiness is the highest level of sexiness.
The flowers they speak of are actually incest.
Show me Happy Tree. Good. Now show me Surfing On Missile Tree.
It would still be much better without voice over.
And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?
GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!
Move over, The Bible.
At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.
$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.
A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.
I will have to dock points for not including Wooderson’s Ted Nugent t-shirt or the one the bad guy wears in ‘Kuffs’.
Somebody spent five years building this. Congratulations on that.
It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.
‘Batman vs Superman’ is trying to cast the Caped Crusader.
Eat your heart out, Judge Dredd.
All of his performances are the same. He’s the Nickelback of actors.
We put the worst, most pun-filled Batman movie on ice.