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First ‘RoboCop’ Set Pics Show Off The New Suit, Orthopedic Shoes
Monday, September 17 by

I’ll hold judgement until I see a Photoshop of him riding a unicorn.

It looks like a still from a Lars Van Trier film.
Britain Installing ‘Ninjas’ In Its Theatres To Silence Talkers
Friday, September 14 by

I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.

This article refers to the toy, not the Asian kid. But how awesome would it be if HE was a Transformer? TOTALLY awesome.
‘Transformers 4′ Sets The Bar Really High By Promising New Robots
Thursday, September 13 by

Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.

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Warner Bros. Converting Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Pacific Rim’ From 2-D To Ugly
Thursday, September 13 by

Del Toro gets dicked over again.

They have a great visitors' bureau.
TV/Movie Locales We Would Want To Live In (And Some We Wouldn’t)
Wednesday, September 12 by

“Boomtown, Population: *Kablamow!*”

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Jason Sudeikis Isn’t Leaving ‘SNL’
Wednesday, September 12 by

Still not ready for primetime.

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The ‘RoboCop’ Remake Will Hire Anybody
Tuesday, September 11 by

Gary Oldman’s manager got himself a role.

Before becoming wrath, it appears Nic Cage became the lead singer of Nickelback.
Nic Cage To Star In ‘I Am Wrath’, Even Though We Have Always Known He Was Wrath
Tuesday, September 11 by

Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.

You'd think a director would do a better job of framing the shot.
Today In ‘Oh, F*ck Me’: Cameron Adds Fourth Avatar
Monday, September 10 by

Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.

Phil Collins politely asks that you return his male pattern baldness to him.
Wes Anderson’s Next Film, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ Will Star Johnny Depp And Jude Law
Monday, September 10 by

This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.

Vin chows down after a furiously fasting.
Now Vin Diesel Wants To Hunt The Eff Out Of Some Witches
Friday, September 7 by

Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!
‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story
Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

Hawke had no idea he was being filmed for a third installment. PUNKED!
Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, And Julie Delpy Secretly Made ‘Before Midnight’
Wednesday, September 5 by

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

I wonder if these assholes will be on the show.
NBC, In A Garish Show Of Bravado, To Finally Knock Hipsters Off Their Thrones
Wednesday, September 5 by

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

If only we could blame her on the Brits.
Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music
Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

He didn't mean no disrespect or nothin'.
‘The Sopranos’ Cast Reuniting For…A Nickelodeon Movie
Tuesday, September 4 by

The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.

Hollywood lost a good one this weekend.
R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan, The Gentle Giant
Tuesday, September 4 by

You will be missed, MCD.

File photo.
Michael Keaton Hired To Cheese Off ‘RoboCop’
Thursday, August 30 by

BATMAN VS. ROBOCOP!!!

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Maria Hill Hates Her Boss In Alternate ‘Avengers’ Opening
Tuesday, August 28 by

It’s still better than working retail.

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Jose Padilha Is Having A Bitch Of A Time Remaking ‘RoboCop’
Tuesday, August 28 by

In all fairness, RoboCop is a very nuanced character.

At least he's excited about this list.
Forbes’ 20 Highest Paid Celebrities Is A Depressing List
Tuesday, August 28 by

They’re the richest, and, therefore, the best.

Try to look away from Nic Cage for a second, and you'll see the guy I'm talking about.
The In-Development ‘Beached’ May Have The Best Logline In Cinema History
Tuesday, August 28 by

Oh, man. I don’t want to give it away here, but it’s a keeper.

LeBron James loves his double headband because it hides how bald he is. So there.
LeBron James Would Just Love To Do A ‘Space Jam’ Sequel
Monday, August 27 by

Further evidence that LeBron is 100% incapable of being his own man.

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Burning Question: Will Wes Mantooth Appear In ‘Anchorman 2′?
Friday, August 24 by

And possibly an armless Luke Wilson?

Fight your own battles, baby!
Angelina Jolie Will Co-Star With One Of Her Many, Many Children In ‘Maleficent’
Thursday, August 23 by

Ohhhhhhh, the other 472 brothers and sisters are going to be soooo jealous.

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Get Ready To ‘The Rocketeer’ All Over Again
Wednesday, August 22 by

‘The Shadow’ and ‘The Phantom’ reboots can’t be too far behind.

No way they are actually wearing that! COME ON!
I Wish This Wasn’t Just A Movie And Television Site So I Could Talk About Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger’s Engagement
Wednesday, August 22 by

Screw it, I’m doing it anyway.

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‘Ghostbusters’ Theme Sung By Machines
Tuesday, August 21 by

The machines have risen. And they’re total nerds.

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Warner Bros. Tells Ron Howard’s ‘Dark Tower’ To Eat A D*ck
Tuesday, August 21 by

No sale, Opie.

This type of flaming bullshit doesn't fly in Kiev.
Ukraine Sick Of Spongebob Squarepants Being So Gay, Seeks To Ban Him
Tuesday, August 21 by

These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island