The epic film series gets treated to the Epic Voice.
How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”
I prefer this audio.
This makes more sense.
Going out with whatever’s less-than-a-whimper.
It’s about to get Jewtastic up in this b*tch!
I’m guessing it will be in English.
This news is so far from your wheelhouse it circles right back around to “interesting.”
Looks like Brick Tamland is getting a ladyfriend.
It’s good to be on top.
The headline really says it all.
Lightning can’t strike the same place twice.
According to science.
In all fairness, the poster did foreshadow plot holes.
He’s making the leap to live-action with ‘A Million Ways To Die In The West’.
Far more gangsta than the Burl Ives version.
The new cast is shaping up.
This video taken from an alternate utopian universe, where Nicolas Cage appears in everything.
Along with that kid from ‘Super 8′.
The two funniest captions win. Do it.
You don’t even know her, James.
Oakland just got sh*ttier.
She’ll play a badass, as she so often does.
Never go cold or not look like a film snob again.
Who says we can’t have Catwoman, Dumbledore, and Cobra Commander on our fantasy football team? It’s our fantasy!
News keeps getting better by the day.
This story makes me so happy I could explode!
Or mayhap he won’t.