Maybe Jason Bateman should have switched bodies with a monkey.
‘World War Z’ could use a little Cranston.
The Pittsburgh Steelers will play a CIA bureaucrat, and Stacy Keach will play a football team. I double-checked it and everything. Weird.
Considering it’s International Beer Day, you might have some difficulty.
Is the world ready for Kevin James the actor?
What happens when the woman you love falls in love with the black hole she created? Seriously. That’s what this film is about.
McConaughey will play a charming fugitive and Witherspoon will play his slightly-less-charming love.
And ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ director Tim Hill is the man for the job.
She’s going to confuse a lot of grown men.
A sequel’s been set before we’ve even seen the first one
C’mon. James Franco wasn’t THAT bad.
Why should Michael Cera get all the dual roles?
It’s a far cry from Halle Berry.
Ruffalo will play a cop and Seyfried will play some sort of magical savant. One of those makes sense.
Wait…there ARE some parallels between ‘Game of Thrones’ and Norse mythology. How ’bout that?
We’re assuming they also get killed by the bell.
Because crass Indian stereotypes are too funny to only do once every 25 years.
Drugs, antiques, and a surprisingly good soundtrack.
It will be like ‘Cars 2′ but exxxtreme.
The ‘Man Of Steel’ is here. And he looks really mad.
Ben Walker ain’t putting up with your Satan antics, Brad Cooper.
Just a couple of dudes pushing a movie.
Now that it has a title, we don’t need to refer to it like some sort of mythical power that will disappear into the ether.
It’s all about texting nowadays.
William Friedkin points out some details that you don’t give a sh*t about.
He’s Hollywood’s highest paid actor according to Forbes. In related news, there was already some money in the dryer when I used it today.
Given the willingness of so many media figures to blame Hollywood, it’s probably only a matter of time.
Jimmy Olsen is gonna get TOLD.
Brett Easton Ellis wrote a script that the Guy who wrote ‘Taxi Driver’ is directing about a madman who holds people captive in shark-infested waters. No big deal.