It’s not OK to make fun of people for how they were born, fatty!
His wife was photographing him naked with another man. (Technically, that’s true.)
Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.
Also, competent directing is for retards.
Because we’re sure that a Ratner film getting a lukewarm reception was some weird anomaly that will never happen again.
This should really be a crowd-pleaser!
He’ll flip the crew of the Enterprise, flip ‘em for real.
Typical child star behavior.
Maybe they should just issue an Interpol notice about a huge woman in a trench coat and a hat?
If you were a fan of the original ‘Blade Runner’, well…well, there’s always the possibility you’ll like this film as well.
We’d also accept X-Men: Double D
He told you not to touch them! And they’re “action figures” by the way.
Yeah, we got pictures.
This is more difficult than Sophie’s Choice.
I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.
Are his abs up to the challenge?
She’s the new Heather Graham.
If you saw this picture and thought “Tyler Perry,” you’re a horrible racist.
Seriously. ‘The Fall Guy’?
Burt Reynolds will play a guy trying to sleep with Archer’s mom.
Things are going to get loud and sweaty.
Jeez, you get your client a gig saluting ONE brutal dictator and this is the thanks you get?
He’s bringing folksy back.
Your studio apartment doesn’t seem so small anymore, does it?
Now if they could just get rid of Charlie Sheen.
Just put Edgar Wright on it and call it a day.
My research hasn’t turned up any signs of Chuck Lorre’s involvement in the show.
And that’s not even considering all the money he makes from wearing Kangol hats and laughing uproariously at the Oscars.
With Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and everything!