Your wish is our command.
We knew to expect something silly but, whoa…
At least he didn’t cast Ken Jeong.
And now you know.
One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.
It might as well be an ad for Tim Allen in ‘The Shaggy Dog’.
Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.
1926 – 2013.
They should do parkour instead of surfing.
She’ll play some kind of role.
I want! I want!
How do you like these space apples?
As far as Steve Buscemi tattoos are concerned.
They cast a spell on me.
This time he’ll play a trainer so don’t worry, he likely won’t be taking his shirt off.
He should live in an underwater house already.
This just in…
Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.
There’s no way this movie will make sense.
He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.
First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….
Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.
This is pretty high-concept.
‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.
Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.
Stretch those chubby vocal chords, gents.
This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.
Go Joe! Again!!
I’m getting too old for this sh*t.