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… by playing a mom in a movie.
The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.
Turns out Tarantino could have made his point a lot faster.
I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.
Finally a cartoon that you can’t take the kids to.
The most smoochable Batman since Val Kilmer.
Morose, yes. But it’s way better than ‘Planes’.
He’s going to shit really, really, REALLY hard this time.
I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.
I really want to spoil the ending, but I won’t.
Because China was keeping things too classy.
*It being your skin.
Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.
He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.
If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.
And that’s why he’s the champ.
Chris Tucker will reside in one of the ten sandalwood houses.
Patrick Wilson can’t be everywhere.
I’m getting too old for this sh*t.
It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.
If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!
Nice scarf, Brad Pitt.
Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…
Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.
That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.
Oh, those wondrous beasts!