Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.
Refusing to cut his hair has paid off.
And he totally hates ‘Robocop’.
I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.
Geez. That’s too bad.
Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.
Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.
They just keep f***ing with the wrong Mexican.
It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.
Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.
There’s got to be something better on.
He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?
Brett Ratner need not apply.
It would be pretty cool if this happened.
He brought JCPenney’s to this town
Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.
Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.
Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”
Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.
I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.
In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.
This is the ship we’re looking for.
Blackie is the John Cazale to Uggie’s Pacino.
Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.
You can’t shake showbizz pros.
Charles Bronson versus wolves?
Better luck next year, ‘The Artist’.
‘The Wicker Man 2: This Time He’s A Ghost’.
He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.