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‘Robocop’ Reboot Release Reiterated
Saturday, March 10 by

Be sure not to schedule any TRON-themed parties for that weekend.

It's not like someone would speak ignorantly about something on Twitter, guys.
‘Breaking Bad’ Returns In July, Or So Says Bryan Cranston
Friday, March 9 by

Looks like bad *puts on sunglasses*…is about to be broken.

F*ck it, I'mma chill.
Ashley Olsen Retires From Acting To Focus On Kickin’ It
Friday, March 9 by

Is this the death of twincentric cinema?

I chose this picture because it looks like the movie is a book that Chris Farley authored.
The ‘Beverly Hills Ninja’ Sequel Starring David Hasselhoff That You Didn’t Know About Isn’t Getting Made
Friday, March 9 by

And now you know…

Rain Man freaks out when Superman prevents him from watching People's Court.
Nerds Stealing Comics From Nicolas Cage Is The Best Movie Idea
Friday, March 9 by

Don’t even think about taking the bunny from the box, nerds.

Reducing entire enemy armies to mulch wreaks havoc on the shoulder.
Sylvester Stallone Is Talking About Killing Off ‘Rambo’
Friday, March 9 by

Will his body hit the floor?

Don't look so surprised! You guys are great!
Also, In (Sorta) ‘Parks And Recreation’ News: Adam Scott And Amy Poehler Doing A Movie Together
Thursday, March 8 by

Don’t forget about Jean-Ralphio, guys!

Next, play the song song from MST3K!
Flying Robots Perform The ‘James Bond’ Theme Song, For Realz
Wednesday, March 7 by

I don’t say “for realz” often, so you know this is legit.

The sequel will find the boys searching for the Fountain of Youth.
After The Party, It’s The After-Party: ‘Project X’ Sequel In The Works
Wednesday, March 7 by

Are you ready for the second biggest party of all time?

Keanu hasn't changed a bit.
Script For ‘Bill And Ted 3′ Complete (Excellent!), Waiting For Greenlight (Bogus!)
Tuesday, March 6 by

I’m guessing Alex Winter has a little more at stake here than Keanu does.

Classy.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Jailbird Collects $30,000 In Unemployment While In Prison
Monday, March 5 by

We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.

R.I.P.
R.I.P. ‘Star Wars’ Designer Ralph McQuarrie
Monday, March 5 by

Fun Fact: Han Solo used to wear a cape.

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Will Ferrell Is Putting The ‘Step Brothers’ Sequel At The Top Of His To-Do List
Friday, March 2 by

Getting moving on filming ‘Step Brothers 2′ should really free him and John C. Reilly up for so many activities later on.

Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson Will Take An Eventful Shower In ‘Alfred Hitchcock and the Making Of Psycho’
Friday, March 2 by

Looking forward to those GIFs.

Did you miss us? You better say "yes," because we're coming back anyway.
‘The Muppets’ Is Getting A Sequel. Also, The Sky Is Blue.
Thursday, March 1 by

Apparently the Muppets aren’t so anti-capitalist after all.

Christopher Lloyd before makeup.
Christopher Lloyd Joins John Leguizamo Comedy, ‘Only Fools And Horses’
Thursday, March 1 by

Alternate title: ‘Only Fools and Horses Rush In At 88mph’

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R.I.P. Davy Jones
Wednesday, February 29 by

Your favorite karaoke song has temporarily lost its irony.

Tom Kenny (Left)
7 Other Places You’ve Heard Tom Kenny, The Voice Of Spongebob
Wednesday, February 29 by

Tom Kenny is re-entering our lives. Unless you’re 13 years old, in which case he never left.

She's got that Van Damme-like cool.
Jim Rash And Nat Faxon Making Kristen Wiig An Action Star
Wednesday, February 29 by

It’s more believable than Vince Vaughn.

We surrender....TO COMEDY!
‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’ Saga Reluctantly Handed Over To ‘Horrible Bosses’ Writers
Wednesday, February 29 by

It will pick up where ‘Vegas Vacation’ left off. That is to say, the gutter.

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Guy Pearce Is Future Donald Trump In The New ‘Prometheus’ Teaser
Tuesday, February 28 by

The man could sell a ketchup popsicle to a xenomorph.

That pocket square complements the face tattoo nicely.
If It’s Broke, Still Don’t Fix It: Mike Tyson Is Returning To ‘Hangover III’
Tuesday, February 28 by

This is gonna be classic, guys!

What the hell are they looking at?
Yup, A Whitney Houston Biopic Is In The Works
Tuesday, February 28 by

Sadly, this announcement took longer than I expected.

Whose going to take them home?
Where Will The Stars Go After ‘Community’ Is Canceled?
Tuesday, February 28 by

But what of the cast?!

"Is that... locusts?"
‘The Man Who Killed Don Quixote’ Is Maybe Actually Maybe Getting Made Now
Tuesday, February 28 by

At the very least, the crew is getting cool new satin jackets.

So long, Spartacus.
Netflix Instant Loses Over 1,000 Starz Titles This Week
Tuesday, February 28 by

There’s precious time left to watch ‘B.A.P.S.’!

She becomes Carrie in some sort of Anakin-to-Dart Vader-type saga.
AnnaSophia Robb Will Be The New Carrie Bradshaw In The ‘Sex And The City’ Prequel
Tuesday, February 28 by

The darkest origin story of them all.

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Lucy Lawless Tries To Deny The World Its Sweet, Sweet Oil, Gets Arrested
Monday, February 27 by

In real life, Lucy Lawless’ superpower is acting like an entitled Hollywood liberal.

Project X: Rated R
Caption This Pic For Your Chance To Win The Ultimate Party Pack From ‘Project X’
Monday, February 27 by

Enter now for your chance to win.

Might as well carve Sandler's name into all of them.
As We Predicted, Adam Sandler Sweeps The 2012 Razzie Award Nominations
Monday, February 27 by

January Jones was robbed!