All that’s left to do is hire stunt doubles.
Remember Ryan Reynolds? He’s still alive!
David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.
Is Depp up for playing a slurry, drunk character across multiple sequels?
Well, she can’t get arrested in Hollywood…
If only these stories actually happened, Nancy would have no time for DWTS…
What better way to spend your time off than by watching others work?
But is he deft with a hammer?
In all fairness, there’s not much else to do in Cleveland.
Stop him before he turns into George Lucas!!
Katniss shows off her hunting skills.
Poor Paul Rudd.
No, Kenny Rogers is not involved.
It’s not zombies, but it is dead people coming back to life. Wait. How is that not zombies?
Everyone gets angry that I haven’t seen these films…
It would be a crime if younger generations didn’t have a remake of ‘Romancing the Stone’ that they could call their own.
Is it a compliment to make this list?
Aykroyd says they’re doing it with or without Bill Murray, which means I might see the film or I might not.
Check out these celeb-owned off-the-radar establishments.
George Lucas couldn’t just leave it alone.
The former vice president’s memoir is going to make Washington reenact ‘Scanners’.
The proof is all around us, if we know where to look. I looked in the tabloids, and found all the proof I needed.
This frees her up to get back to her real passions: Making fish-faces for paparazzi and banging guys who drive yellow Lamborghinis.
The studio doesn’t want to play anymore.
Don’t be alarmed if you find him peeking in your windows.
Nature will end us all.
East Coast Earthquakes?
Move over Run DMC and Aerosmith.