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And in perfect harmony!

Featuring Roger Alan Wade’s “The Light Outlives The Star.”

She’ll work the power javelin as Lady Jaye.

Robots.

You should also expect to see Anna Kendrick’s boobs get bigger.

He also thinks Lars von Trier is a retard.

14 years in turnaround. This is the Oliver Twist of films.

But is there a role for Justin Long???

He found him!!

What took them so long?

If Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn were actually in charge of saving the planet, I really don’t like our odds.

You won’t get to see Ed Harris kill a zombie with a shovel after all.

I’m sure Ferrell will play some sort of unflappable, level-headed dad who never gets pushed to his breaking point.

Space Mountain or GTFO.

Good haircuts, bad facial hair.

Picture it, if you will.

Look out James Franco, you’re about to get Cranston’d!

A more apt descrption might be “cat absolutely freaking terrified by ‘Alien’ marathon.”

A girl named Diablo is finding religion.

The next logical progression in his career arc is a Hamas/Israeli conflict film.

They’re totally breaking the bro code by not sharing plot details.

‘Pain and Gain’ would cost $20 million, or roughly 1.33 LaBeoufs.

Tom finds his Huckleberry, Scarlett’s gonna sing some more, a dude from ‘Roswell’ is going to do ‘Roswell FM’, and Gus breaks ‘Breaking Bad’.

Let’s pray that Adam McKay will direct.

Welcome to the ranks, newbie.

Smith passes up the Oscar bait in favor of working with M. Night Shyamalan. Cuckoo.

Sure he’ll rescue hostages in a movie, but will he do it in real life?

Ladies and gentlemen, you are bearing witness to cinematic genius.

It’s almost here! It’s almost here!

Predator will not be allowed within 500 yards of the set.