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Here’s Jean-Claude Van Damme’s ‘Kickboxer’ With Just The Kicks
Wednesday, May 9 by

HIIIIIYA!

Don't let the smiles fool you. These women are knee-deep in ambivalence.
NBC To Renew ‘Community’, ‘Parks’, and ’30 Rock’ But For Shorter Seasons
Wednesday, May 9 by

NBC wants you to know that they’ll give you your favorite shows back, but you’ll get less of them.

Apologies to Miss Jackson, but this isn't exciting news.
Andre 3000 Still Won’t Make An Outkast Album, But Will Play Jimi Hendrix In Biopic
Wednesday, May 9 by

It’s a step up from Gillette commercials, but not much of one.

Making...love.
‘The Vow’ Is Out On DVD
Wednesday, May 9 by

Fall in love all over again. Or for the first time, if you haven’t seen this.

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Watch Darth Maul Get Housed By A Baby
Tuesday, May 8 by

We all have our off days.

OLD DOGS
Masseur Sues John Travolta For Trying To Sex Him Up
Tuesday, May 8 by

Look who’s talking.

Things could get hairy.
‘Redneck Island’ Is A New Reality Show, And Stone Cold Steve Austin’s The Host
Monday, May 7 by

My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.

Because it's now rated "R," expect this character to be fully nude and ful of racist epithets.
‘Prometheus’ Gets An ‘R’ Rating, Which Is Awesome
Monday, May 7 by

“R” is short for “awesome.”

Pictured: Tim Burton and his personal assistant
Of Course He Does: Tim Burton Compares His ‘Batman’ Movies To Christopher Nolan’s
Thursday, May 3 by

Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.

They came from different worlds, but you know what? They made it work. And became friends along the way.
This ‘Perfect Strangers’ Video Game Fills Needs I Didn’t Even Know I Had
Thursday, May 3 by

I could put just about anything here, and you would wrongfully assume it was some obscure ‘Perfect Strangers’ reference. I’m not gonna do that to you.

Be funny, win stuff.
Caption This Pic For A Chance To Win $80 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Being Flynn’
Friday, March 16 by

Be funny, and you might win something…

Next season on AMC's 'The Walking Dead'
It’s Come To This: Another ‘Garbage Pail Kids’ Movie
Tuesday, March 13 by

This is a transparent ploy for Razzie gold.

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Warner Bros Now Going Steady With Ron Howard’s ‘The Dark Tower’
Tuesday, March 13 by

They make a cute couple.

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Find Out What It Takes To Work For The Internet In ‘Live Public’ Trailer
Monday, March 12 by

Not required: pants.

Opens April 13th.
Everybody Loves ‘The Cabin In The Woods’ And Wants To Have Its Babies
Monday, March 12 by

Is it possible for a Joss Whedon project to get a sequel?

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‘Robocop’ Reboot Release Reiterated
Saturday, March 10 by

Be sure not to schedule any TRON-themed parties for that weekend.

It's not like someone would speak ignorantly about something on Twitter, guys.
‘Breaking Bad’ Returns In July, Or So Says Bryan Cranston
Friday, March 9 by

Looks like bad *puts on sunglasses*…is about to be broken.

F*ck it, I'mma chill.
Ashley Olsen Retires From Acting To Focus On Kickin’ It
Friday, March 9 by

Is this the death of twincentric cinema?

I chose this picture because it looks like the movie is a book that Chris Farley authored.
The ‘Beverly Hills Ninja’ Sequel Starring David Hasselhoff That You Didn’t Know About Isn’t Getting Made
Friday, March 9 by

And now you know…

Rain Man freaks out when Superman prevents him from watching People's Court.
Nerds Stealing Comics From Nicolas Cage Is The Best Movie Idea
Friday, March 9 by

Don’t even think about taking the bunny from the box, nerds.

Reducing entire enemy armies to mulch wreaks havoc on the shoulder.
Sylvester Stallone Is Talking About Killing Off ‘Rambo’
Friday, March 9 by

Will his body hit the floor?

Don't look so surprised! You guys are great!
Also, In (Sorta) ‘Parks And Recreation’ News: Adam Scott And Amy Poehler Doing A Movie Together
Thursday, March 8 by

Don’t forget about Jean-Ralphio, guys!

Next, play the song song from MST3K!
Flying Robots Perform The ‘James Bond’ Theme Song, For Realz
Wednesday, March 7 by

I don’t say “for realz” often, so you know this is legit.

The sequel will find the boys searching for the Fountain of Youth.
After The Party, It’s The After-Party: ‘Project X’ Sequel In The Works
Wednesday, March 7 by

Are you ready for the second biggest party of all time?

Keanu hasn't changed a bit.
Script For ‘Bill And Ted 3′ Complete (Excellent!), Waiting For Greenlight (Bogus!)
Tuesday, March 6 by

I’m guessing Alex Winter has a little more at stake here than Keanu does.

Classy.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Jailbird Collects $30,000 In Unemployment While In Prison
Monday, March 5 by

We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.

R.I.P.
R.I.P. ‘Star Wars’ Designer Ralph McQuarrie
Monday, March 5 by

Fun Fact: Han Solo used to wear a cape.

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Will Ferrell Is Putting The ‘Step Brothers’ Sequel At The Top Of His To-Do List
Friday, March 2 by

Getting moving on filming ‘Step Brothers 2′ should really free him and John C. Reilly up for so many activities later on.

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Scarlett Johansson Will Take An Eventful Shower In ‘Alfred Hitchcock and the Making Of Psycho’
Friday, March 2 by

Looking forward to those GIFs.

Did you miss us? You better say "yes," because we're coming back anyway.
‘The Muppets’ Is Getting A Sequel. Also, The Sky Is Blue.
Thursday, March 1 by

Apparently the Muppets aren’t so anti-capitalist after all.