BREAKING: Hollywood might not be a meritocracy.
I’m lead to believe this is important.
I hope he fights a bear.
Why would you say that, Tom? Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth! Get all that poop coming out of your mouth!
Pretty good idea to rush this into production.
An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.
Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!
Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.
Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.
Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.
Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.
Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.
‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.
In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.
How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?
Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.
David Lynch directs or GTFO.
Over the line, reboot people. Over the line!
This guy and his needs.
Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!
Shame on everyone involved.
Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Nick Frost tie one on one last time.
Don’t stare directly at the moustache.
Rejected concept art shows tragedy averted.
There will never be a ‘Freaks & Geeks’ movie. So stop asking, guy who played Alan.
They producers are going to take you. And when they grab you, yell out all the information that you can so that I can find you.
The countdown to Michelle Rodriguez begins now…
Let’s hope so.
Okay. Simmer down. We did ‘Prometheus’.