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Jesus.
Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded
Friday, July 20 by

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

Wondering the same thing myself.
Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Fred Willard Arrested For Public Masturbation
Thursday, July 19 by

I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."
Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell
Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Have you seen me?
‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′
Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

Only 3 minutes long, 'Diamond Jim' is still better than 'The Tourist'
Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In a movie about a thing that happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight’
Tuesday, July 17 by

Because you demanded it.

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Comic-Con 2012: Marvel Announces ‘Ant-Man’ Happening
Sunday, July 15 by

For real, this time.

Between this and 'Game of Thrones', I think we can declare that this nation is suffering from a severe bout of "Little Person Fever."
Peter Jackson On ‘The Hobbit’s Higher Frame Rate: The Audience Will ‘Get Used To It’
Saturday, July 14 by

The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.

In case this weird promotional pic doesn't answer your every question.
Comic-Con 2012: Guillermo del Toro Finally Shows The World Some ‘Pacific Rim’
Saturday, July 14 by

It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?

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Jason Vorhees Visits His Agent
Friday, July 13 by

It’s funny because he enjoys killing people.

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Comic-Con 2012: Party’s Over In New ‘Dredd’ Clip
Friday, July 13 by

Jeez, what a narc.

Peter Jackson has lost three Hobbits of weigh in the past few years.
Comic-Con 2012: Peter Jackson Denies The World A Third ‘Hobbit’ Film…For Now
Thursday, July 12 by

Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

This photo really makes you think.
Ed Helms In Talks For The New ‘Vacation’ Movies
Thursday, July 12 by

There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.

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Surprise Cameos Save The Day In ‘Trailer Park Heroes’ Final Chapter
Wednesday, July 11 by

Next Level Nerd Boner: ACHIEVED.

MIND BULLETS!
Tom Cruise Has Telekinetic And Telepathic Powers. Allegedly.
Wednesday, July 11 by

MIND BULLETS!

She's aiming for my heart.
AHHHHH! ‘HUNGER GAMES’ HAS RELEASE DATES FOR THE FINAL TWO MOVIES!
Tuesday, July 10 by

Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!

What do you think they're talking about?
Ron Perlman Becomes Hellboy Once Again, For An Awesome Reason
Tuesday, July 10 by

This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.

One glimpse at that tasteful neckwear and I'm all his.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Film Gets Producers, Will Soon Be A Part Of Our Lives
Tuesday, July 10 by

Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!

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Ernest Borgnine Got Old And Died
Monday, July 9 by

Shine on, you crazy diamond…

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52 Animated Gifs Of Katy Perry’s Boobs
Friday, July 6 by

An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.

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There’s No Time For Elven Booty Calls In Nerd Machine’s ‘Trailer Park Heroes Part II’
Thursday, July 5 by

Regrettably.

MATT DAMON!
First Official ‘Elysium’ Pic: Matt Damon Holds Large Future Gun
Thursday, July 5 by

That’s about what we expected.

Spoiler: She's Swedish.
Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did
Thursday, July 5 by

‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.

I'm waiting to hear that rights to the wig have been pulled.
The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.
Tuesday, July 3 by

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.

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Adorable Children Reenact The ‘Alien’ Chestburster Scene
Monday, July 2 by

It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.

I don't know who the blonde is, but this is the best picture I could find of the whole gang.
Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here?
Monday, July 2 by

We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.

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Caption This Pic To Win $71.99 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’
Friday, June 29 by

Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.

It's really happening! Maybe!!
Edgar Wright Doing A Little Bit Of Work On ‘Ant-Man’
Friday, June 29 by

It’s a step in the right direction.

In completely unrelated, but more interesting news, James Earl Jones' transformation into Paul Newman is almost complete.
Have Insomnia? Let These Oscar Award Revisions Lull You Gently To Sleep
Thursday, June 28 by

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.