Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.
I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.
Pardon the rough language, gang.
You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.
That fish has a terrible sense of direction.
In a movie about a thing that happens.
Because you demanded it.
For real, this time.
The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.
It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?
It’s funny because he enjoys killing people.
Jeez, what a narc.
Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.
Next Level Nerd Boner: ACHIEVED.
Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!
This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.
Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!
Shine on, you crazy diamond…
An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.
That’s about what we expected.
‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.
This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.
It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.
We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.
Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.
It’s a step in the right direction.
They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.