$650 is a lot of money if you’re the type of guy that scalps movie tickets.
I’ve never known the Middle East to be so touchy about religious issues.
As well they should be.
They sorta buried this one amid the holiday, but many saw it coming.
Beam me up, Angelo! (They’re going for a more diverse cast this time. No, not really.0
Time to pull the grey suit and tiny bow tie out of moth balls.
As determined by ‘Forbes’ and less formally by everyone else.
I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
This news will be probably be valid for about six hours, so hurry up and read it.
Ellen Page, Dennis Haysbert, Mark Hamill, Aaron Paul, etc.
Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.
You don’t have the right to risk your life like this, George.
You like to watch, don’t you?
If only they’d changed his name to Ken Jong-un.
I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”
As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.
This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.
I’m more confused than ever.
Finally, an excuse to go into a dark air-conditioned room and sit.
But only because he wants to push Kong to succeed.
But what becomes of their glorious enlightened leader?
Who better to endorse your certain set of skills?
Am I alone in asking we just cancel Saturday Night Live and only have episodes of this on in its place from now on?
I hope it’s an iPhone 6 case!
Because they have no idea where they’d put all the money they’d make.
I’d watch it if it was produced by Shaq and Phil Jackson.