Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.
Stretch those chubby vocal chords, gents.
This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.
Go Joe! Again!!
I’m getting too old for this sh*t.
The ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘Naked Gun’ star died at the age of 65.
Our first ever musical tribute to a terrible film.
This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.
He’d play the head honcho at S.H.I.E.L.D.
‘Enlightened’ may be canceled but Mike White is not slowing up.
Who knew Rusty Griswold was good with the ladies?
Kid’s gonna be a star.
It resonates because Malick has several children that can’t read good.
Just offer it to Liam Neeson already.
Wouldn’t be a party without Colossus.
He’ll play Drax the Destroyer.
We will tell you who it is in the article.
Not really helping their “Dude, we’re not violent” argument.
Especially if it involves a lightsaber.
We can’t all be champions.
Comic Book Guy wouldn’t take this well.
The sitcom is “moving on up” to the big screen. Oh, whatever. That was cute pun.
Seriously, dude’s got that Andre the Giant syndrome or something. Right?
They’re probably all on the ginseng and kale bullshit bandwagon now.
If you make a prequel to a classic film, then make a sequel to that prequel, then you can remake the classic film without audiences even realizing what you’ve done!
That’s “series” plural. Two series. Each from one man.
Judging a movie by its poster.
He’s getting into serious drama, not fake serious drama as you’d expect.