It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.
Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.
Don’t be such a pussy.
Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.
I disagree with most of it.
I would think that He-Man would be the type of film that doesn’t really require a script.
You’ve been ‘Punk’d’.
This is a whole new direction for things going bump in the night.
We’re tired of good movies getting snubbed while ‘Smurfs’ movies keep getting pumped out.
Samuel L. Jackson has deemed it so.
Always let analysts judge art.
The Apatow 9000 moviemaking program has spit out this random combination of actors for a film.
We’ll file this one under: “uh buh??”
Everyone wear a hat and aviators in honor of this great writer.
“As seen on ‘Jackass’.”
Unless you count the opening scene from ‘Strange Brew’.
Step one is admitting you have a problem.
Use your words, guys.
Welp, this one’s getting sufficiently crazy.
He looks like a ‘Fargo’ character.
Click for my theory on “Why not Stuntman Mike?”
… by playing a mom in a movie.
The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.
Turns out Tarantino could have made his point a lot faster.
I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.
Finally a cartoon that you can’t take the kids to.