I’ve got a bunch of dirt in my closet I’m willing to sell to the production.
If there’s any justice in this crazy world.
She was just as confused as the rest of us.
Maybe Clooney wants to get back in the saddle?
I doubt this news really makes anyone happy except Kevin Clash.
C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication. None of which could help him in a rap battle.
Pretty much the best.
So Day-Lewis wasn’t the LAST of the Mohicans.
And The Hoff is HUNGRY.
At least there will be some consistency between sequels.
This film will eat your brain.
He’s back to make us all feel even dumber.
Bad news for backwards-talking dwarfs everywhere.
His certain set of skills continue to come in really handy.
We need to be strong in the face of the news that Will Smith won’t be involved.
If this goes into turnaround, Hollywood will burn.
Still no criticisms for ‘Fun with Dick and Jane’?
The mainstreaming of porn continues…
We’re awarding eight filmmakers $20,000 each to make their own original film…
We will miss one of the most important men in TV history.
“Men” because it’s plural.
She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.
Apparently our hearts are worth about $125 million over a four-day period.
Jackie Chan is pleased about this Jackie-Chan-related news.
I’m still fuming about what that motorcycle man did to her.
Not going to tell you what it is here, though.
For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.
Shouldn’t it technically be ‘Hello, Ghost’?