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She was pretty damn hot.
Soft-Core ‘Emmanuelle’ Ascends To Heaven, Or So We’d Like To Believe
Thursday, October 18 by

An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.

This screengrab will do nicely.
Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch
Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

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Michael Bay Is Sick Of Actors Having Opinions
Thursday, October 18 by

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.
Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title
Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off
Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.
Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.
Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut
Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

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You Don’t Get To 500 Million Friends Without Super-Powered Armor
Wednesday, October 17 by

‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.
The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer
Wednesday, October 17 by

In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

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Tom Cruise Must Really Want To Go To Comic-Con
Wednesday, October 17 by

How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?

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Harvey Keitel Performs “Call Me Maybe”
Tuesday, October 16 by

Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.

With news of this reboot, Earnest would be in tall cotton! If he wasn't long dead.
They’re Rebooting The ‘Ernest’ Movies…I Know, Right? Crazy!
Tuesday, October 16 by

David Lynch directs or GTFO.

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Ernest Had Sex And Now His ‘Son’ Has A Movie
Tuesday, October 16 by

Over the line, reboot people. Over the line!

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Professional Addict Aaron Paul Now Has ‘Need For Speed’
Monday, October 15 by

This guy and his needs.

Yeah. This seems like a pretty good fit.
Prince And Lady Gaga To Soundtrack The ‘Gatsby’ Film, The Way Fitzgerald Would Have Wanted It
Monday, October 15 by

Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!

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Because You Hate Yourself, Watch Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap Terribly
Friday, October 12 by

Shame on everyone involved.

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‘The World’s End’ Poster: I’ll Drink To That
Friday, October 12 by

Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Nick Frost tie one on one last time.

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Burt Reynolds And His Moustache Have A Supercut
Thursday, October 11 by

Don’t stare directly at the moustache.

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Shailene Woodley Up For Mary Jane In ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel
Thursday, October 11 by

Great choice!

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‘Jurassic Park 4′ Was Almost Ridiculous
Wednesday, October 10 by

Rejected concept art shows tragedy averted.

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Judd Apatow & Paul Feig Kill Our Dreams
Wednesday, October 10 by

There will never be a ‘Freaks & Geeks’ movie. So stop asking, guy who played Alan.

What?
It’s Going To Take A Very Specific Set Of Skills To Make ‘Taken 3′ Not Suck
Tuesday, October 9 by

They producers are going to take you. And when they grab you, yell out all the information that you can so that I can find you.

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Katee Sackhoff Is The Latest Tough, Hot Chick Added To Lady-Version Of ‘The Expendables’
Monday, October 8 by

The countdown to Michelle Rodriguez begins now…

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Emily Blunt To Make Things Awkward On ‘Avengers 2′ Set?
Monday, October 8 by

Let’s hope so.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Prometheus’
Friday, October 5 by

Okay. Simmer down. We did ‘Prometheus’.

Cohen to play Sherlock Holmes
Sacha Baron Cohen Pursues ‘The Lesbian’
Friday, October 5 by

Just be thankful he beat Rob Schneider to it.

Insatiable ball-guzzlers.
‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ Movie Moves Forward. Somewhere, An Angel Dies.
Thursday, October 4 by

The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.

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‘Cooking With Walken’ Episode One: Chicken
Thursday, October 4 by

I didn’t see him wash his hands once.

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‘Liam Neeson: The Musical’ Is Way Better Than ‘Ralph Fiennes: The Musical’
Tuesday, October 2 by

Our moms will still get the two mixed up though.

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Kevin Costner Has A Soul Patch As Well As A New Film With McG
Tuesday, October 2 by

Neither are a good idea.