News - Page 37

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Han Solo + Gangnam Style = Internet Revenue
Monday, September 24 by

Dress classy, dance cheesy, shoot first.

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Okay, NOW We Might Be Seeing A Hulk Standalone Movie
Monday, September 24 by

If we choose to go see it, that is.

"May I please speak to whoever is in charge of shitty nostalgic TV adaptations? Thank you."
A CGI ‘Mister Ed’ Movie Is Going To Be Made, So Everyone Can Just Calm The F*ck Down
Friday, September 21 by

Move over, Marmaduke, there’s a new obnoxious CGI talking animal in town.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Gets The Bad Lip Reading Treatment
Friday, September 21 by

Like the dialogue in these movies even matters.

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Michael Bay To Preside Over Doritos Super Bowl Contest
Friday, September 21 by

The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.

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Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Are Sleeping Together
Thursday, September 20 by

‘Scary Movie’ brings more good into the world.

Going forward, I will only use Photoshop for good.
James Cameron To Rectify Lack Of Chinese Na’vi By Adding Some Chinese Na’vi
Wednesday, September 19 by

Because money.

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They’re Actually Rebooting ‘Manimal’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Be careful what you wish for…

Pirates, you see.
‘WE’RE #1!!!’: US Leads World In Ilegal Downloads
Tuesday, September 18 by

Sweet land of liberty.

Photo courtesy of 'Celebrity Wheel of Fortune'
Master Of Scares Philip Seymour Hoffman To Direct Ghost Story ‘Ezekiel Moss’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Move over, Rob Zombie.

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Now Lincoln’s Voice Sounds Even More Nasal
Monday, September 17 by

Emancipation is today’s secret word!

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First ‘RoboCop’ Set Pics Show Off The New Suit, Orthopedic Shoes
Monday, September 17 by

I’ll hold judgement until I see a Photoshop of him riding a unicorn.

It looks like a still from a Lars Van Trier film.
Britain Installing ‘Ninjas’ In Its Theatres To Silence Talkers
Friday, September 14 by

I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.

This article refers to the toy, not the Asian kid. But how awesome would it be if HE was a Transformer? TOTALLY awesome.
‘Transformers 4′ Sets The Bar Really High By Promising New Robots
Thursday, September 13 by

Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.

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Warner Bros. Converting Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Pacific Rim’ From 2-D To Ugly
Thursday, September 13 by

Del Toro gets dicked over again.

They have a great visitors' bureau.
TV/Movie Locales We Would Want To Live In (And Some We Wouldn’t)
Wednesday, September 12 by

“Boomtown, Population: *Kablamow!*”

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Jason Sudeikis Isn’t Leaving ‘SNL’
Wednesday, September 12 by

Still not ready for primetime.

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The ‘RoboCop’ Remake Will Hire Anybody
Tuesday, September 11 by

Gary Oldman’s manager got himself a role.

Before becoming wrath, it appears Nic Cage became the lead singer of Nickelback.
Nic Cage To Star In ‘I Am Wrath’, Even Though We Have Always Known He Was Wrath
Tuesday, September 11 by

Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.

You'd think a director would do a better job of framing the shot.
Today In ‘Oh, F*ck Me’: Cameron Adds Fourth Avatar
Monday, September 10 by

Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.

Phil Collins politely asks that you return his male pattern baldness to him.
Wes Anderson’s Next Film, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ Will Star Johnny Depp And Jude Law
Monday, September 10 by

This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.

Vin chows down after a furiously fasting.
Now Vin Diesel Wants To Hunt The Eff Out Of Some Witches
Friday, September 7 by

Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!
‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story
Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

Hawke had no idea he was being filmed for a third installment. PUNKED!
Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, And Julie Delpy Secretly Made ‘Before Midnight’
Wednesday, September 5 by

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

I wonder if these assholes will be on the show.
NBC, In A Garish Show Of Bravado, To Finally Knock Hipsters Off Their Thrones
Wednesday, September 5 by

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

If only we could blame her on the Brits.
Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music
Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

He didn't mean no disrespect or nothin'.
‘The Sopranos’ Cast Reuniting For…A Nickelodeon Movie
Tuesday, September 4 by

The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.

Hollywood lost a good one this weekend.
R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan, The Gentle Giant
Tuesday, September 4 by

You will be missed, MCD.

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Michael Keaton Hired To Cheese Off ‘RoboCop’
Thursday, August 30 by

BATMAN VS. ROBOCOP!!!

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Maria Hill Hates Her Boss In Alternate ‘Avengers’ Opening
Tuesday, August 28 by

It’s still better than working retail.