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She’s going to confuse a lot of grown men.

A sequel’s been set before we’ve even seen the first one

C’mon. James Franco wasn’t THAT bad.

Why should Michael Cera get all the dual roles?

It’s a far cry from Halle Berry.

Ruffalo will play a cop and Seyfried will play some sort of magical savant. One of those makes sense.

Wait…there ARE some parallels between ‘Game of Thrones’ and Norse mythology. How ’bout that?

We’re assuming they also get killed by the bell.

Because crass Indian stereotypes are too funny to only do once every 25 years.

Drugs, antiques, and a surprisingly good soundtrack.

It will be like ‘Cars 2′ but exxxtreme.

The ‘Man Of Steel’ is here. And he looks really mad.

Ben Walker ain’t putting up with your Satan antics, Brad Cooper.

Just a couple of dudes pushing a movie.

Now that it has a title, we don’t need to refer to it like some sort of mythical power that will disappear into the ether.

It’s all about texting nowadays.

William Friedkin points out some details that you don’t give a sh*t about.

He’s Hollywood’s highest paid actor according to Forbes. In related news, there was already some money in the dryer when I used it today.

Given the willingness of so many media figures to blame Hollywood, it’s probably only a matter of time.

Jimmy Olsen is gonna get TOLD.

Brett Easton Ellis wrote a script that the Guy who wrote ‘Taxi Driver’ is directing about a madman who holds people captive in shark-infested waters. No big deal.

Having finished their nuptials, a newlwed couple exited the church to find the Batmobile parked across the street.

Two of the hardest working men in showbusiness aren’t too busy to make time for voodoo.

He’s immersing himself in ‘Jersey Shore’ reruns in preparation.

Only if they recreate Detroit on a sound stage.

If you aren’t hot on this choice, wait until you see he the female frontrunner is.

The director is in talks to creep out an entirely new generation.

“I was stealing office supplies for a scene in ‘Friends with Benefits’. Ask anyone.”

On the one hand, she’ll be in a nurse’s uniform. On the other, she might kill me.

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