Nice scarf, Brad Pitt.
Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…
Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.
That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.
Oh, those wondrous beasts!
He is Queens Boulevard.
We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.
I always knew that place was up to something.
There’s nothing studio execs take more seriously than a fan-made petition.
Disney quality control rears its ugly head.
If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90’s, get ready to be extra smug.
We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.
He won’t be lethal, but he’ll be annoying as hell.
Is this what rock bottom looks like?
The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.
But will he do his own stunts?
Somebody had to say it.
Just in time for the return of the NFL.
I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.
Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!
Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.
We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.
Also because he looks ripped.
It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con
A great leap forward for mom porn.
Terrible, no good, very bad news.