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Emily Blunt To Make Things Awkward On ‘Avengers 2′ Set?
Monday, October 8 by

Let’s hope so.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Prometheus’
Friday, October 5 by

Okay. Simmer down. We did ‘Prometheus’.

Cohen to play Sherlock Holmes
Sacha Baron Cohen Pursues ‘The Lesbian’
Friday, October 5 by

Just be thankful he beat Rob Schneider to it.

Insatiable ball-guzzlers.
‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ Movie Moves Forward. Somewhere, An Angel Dies.
Thursday, October 4 by

The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.

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‘Cooking With Walken’ Episode One: Chicken
Thursday, October 4 by

I didn’t see him wash his hands once.

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‘Liam Neeson: The Musical’ Is Way Better Than ‘Ralph Fiennes: The Musical’
Tuesday, October 2 by

Our moms will still get the two mixed up though.

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Kevin Costner Has A Soul Patch As Well As A New Film With McG
Tuesday, October 2 by

Neither are a good idea.

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Masturbating Bear To Host The Oscars
Monday, October 1 by

Not THAT Masturbating Bear.

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‘Bloodsport’ Gets The ‘Mortal Kombat’ Remix
Thursday, September 27 by

Flawless Video.

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Bruce Willis Is Confused: The Supercut
Wednesday, September 26 by

Come to think of it, he does throw off ‘Simple Jack’ vibes.

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‘Always Sunny’ Cast Goes Gentle Into That Good Night
Wednesday, September 26 by

And they are quickly replaced.

BOOBIES!!!
‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Shortlists Every Director
Wednesday, September 26 by

Bases covered.

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You Can Own The ‘Beetlejuice’ House
Tuesday, September 25 by

Albeit a tiny version.

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Matt Damon’s Kids Just Absolutely Love Broccoli
Tuesday, September 25 by

They can’t get enough of the stuff.

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Len Wiseman In Talks To Unearth ‘The Mummy’
Tuesday, September 25 by

At least it can’t be any worse than the original.

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Han Solo + Gangnam Style = Internet Revenue
Monday, September 24 by

Dress classy, dance cheesy, shoot first.

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Okay, NOW We Might Be Seeing A Hulk Standalone Movie
Monday, September 24 by

If we choose to go see it, that is.

"May I please speak to whoever is in charge of shitty nostalgic TV adaptations? Thank you."
A CGI ‘Mister Ed’ Movie Is Going To Be Made, So Everyone Can Just Calm The F*ck Down
Friday, September 21 by

Move over, Marmaduke, there’s a new obnoxious CGI talking animal in town.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Gets The Bad Lip Reading Treatment
Friday, September 21 by

Like the dialogue in these movies even matters.

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Michael Bay To Preside Over Doritos Super Bowl Contest
Friday, September 21 by

The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.

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Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Are Sleeping Together
Thursday, September 20 by

‘Scary Movie’ brings more good into the world.

Going forward, I will only use Photoshop for good.
James Cameron To Rectify Lack Of Chinese Na’vi By Adding Some Chinese Na’vi
Wednesday, September 19 by

Because money.

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They’re Actually Rebooting ‘Manimal’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Be careful what you wish for…

Pirates, you see.
‘WE’RE #1!!!’: US Leads World In Ilegal Downloads
Tuesday, September 18 by

Sweet land of liberty.

Photo courtesy of 'Celebrity Wheel of Fortune'
Master Of Scares Philip Seymour Hoffman To Direct Ghost Story ‘Ezekiel Moss’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Move over, Rob Zombie.

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Now Lincoln’s Voice Sounds Even More Nasal
Monday, September 17 by

Emancipation is today’s secret word!

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First ‘RoboCop’ Set Pics Show Off The New Suit, Orthopedic Shoes
Monday, September 17 by

I’ll hold judgement until I see a Photoshop of him riding a unicorn.

It looks like a still from a Lars Van Trier film.
Britain Installing ‘Ninjas’ In Its Theatres To Silence Talkers
Friday, September 14 by

I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.

This article refers to the toy, not the Asian kid. But how awesome would it be if HE was a Transformer? TOTALLY awesome.
‘Transformers 4′ Sets The Bar Really High By Promising New Robots
Thursday, September 13 by

Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.

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Warner Bros. Converting Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Pacific Rim’ From 2-D To Ugly
Thursday, September 13 by

Del Toro gets dicked over again.