And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?
GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!
Move over, The Bible.
At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.
$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.
A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.
I will have to dock points for not including Wooderson’s Ted Nugent t-shirt or the one the bad guy wears in ‘Kuffs’.
Somebody spent five years building this. Congratulations on that.
It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.
‘Batman vs Superman’ is trying to cast the Caped Crusader.
Eat your heart out, Judge Dredd.
All of his performances are the same. He’s the Nickelback of actors.
We put the worst, most pun-filled Batman movie on ice.
*deep laugh, upbeat 80’s music*
Pew! Pew! “I have a hammer!” Pew!! Pew!!!
Well, we’re getting it anyway.
Stop and think about the astronauts the next time you launch your debris into space.
Being the Dude has its privileges.
Will the film version be very far behind?
In case you had just sort of assumed that Poltergeist had been remade, sequeled, rebooted, or reimagined several times over the past decade or two, I’m just as surprised as…
It’s nice to see film producers treat each other like the curator of the art form that they are. Here, some old “producers” of the Dumb and Dumber sequel are…
The Screen Junkies team traveled to Comic-Con so Hal could get close to half-naked women. Enjoy! See official rules here.
Not as insufferable as it seems on paper.
There just wasn’t enough male nudity for his tastes.
‘Inside Man 2: Man Still Inside’?
Will they fight? Will they hug?
Relax. It’s not the end of the world.