Hipster Reed Richards approves of this news.
Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?
Unless he isn’t.
Saoirse Ronan is going to look silly in pantsuits.
Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.
Not only is it sturdy and durable, but you can eat off of it when you run out of plates.
They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.
Chuck Lorre is also winning.
Was only a matter of time.
We’ve sent our very own Nick Mundy to embarrass himself in front of his childhood hero. Mark Wahlberg was not impressed.
Walmart invades Smallville.
It’s cool the way the mouths almost sync up.
The Shins changed my life, but not for the better.
I’m getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I’m getting bored just thinking about it.
The casting gets weirder and weirder by the day.
Michael Bay does not apologize.
I just sort of figured that everyone in America shared one password and Netflix’s revenues totaled only $7.99 per month.
Next summer, the “it” hits the fan. – probable tagline.
And that show will probably be sponsored by Pepsi.
There’s nothing he won’t do for James Gunn.
Your wish is our command.
We knew to expect something silly but, whoa…
At least he didn’t cast Ken Jeong.
And now you know.
One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.
It might as well be an ad for Tim Allen in ‘The Shaggy Dog’.
Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.
1926 – 2013.