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He should have been more careful with his Social Security #.

Quick! Get the second-most improbable actor’s agent on the phone.

It makes sense, though. I remember in the original series, the Lone Ranger was always getting dust-ups with werewolves.

It’s rude to stare, Brad.

If he survives ‘Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark’.

He had a hard time getting down to only two. The films will be released with a scant 14 conversations about Chewbacca’s genitals.

His foot will make first contact with their faces.

Scots look like Americans when they’re backlit just right.

Move over, Jay-Z and Kanye.

Sixteen more. That’s all you get!

The real news here is of course the return of Seth Green to the hearts and minds of America. Scotty do. Scotty do, indeed.

I love Bridget Jones. But then again, I like my women THICK.

They’ll be playing parents in separate families, so we can probably rule out lovemaking scenes.

This is classic mid-life crisis behavior.

They want him to park his pumpkin car in their ‘Cinderella’ garage.

This managing editor is moving on.

Summit is searching for a new director to poop on my childhood.

Demme’s headed to Texas for ’11/22/63′.

They shot his fake dad!

On the upside, this should free up Fuqua to attach himself to many, many new projects.

Perhaps he can now afford shoes.

Camcorders, hippies, and a homeless vigilante.

This will make Contagion’s super-flu look like the mumps.

Maybe, but not necessarily.

The man is an expert. Take notes.

A good Morgan Freeman always reveals his tricks.

For starters, I don’t remember Brad Pitt being in the book…at all.

Far cry from Scatman Crothers.

My theory: He goes a little heavy on “Woods” by Abercrombie & Fitch.

Milla Jovovich is going to be typecast if she isn’t careful.