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And we salute you, Mr. Jay-Z.
Jay-Z Is Doing The Score For ‘The Great Gatsby’…Let’s Get Excited
Wednesday, January 2 by

Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.

These eyes...are judging...
Spike Lee Went Ahead And Decided ‘Django’ Is Racist And Awful Without Seeing It
Wednesday, January 2 by

Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.

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Justin Bieber Kinda Killed A Guy
Wednesday, January 2 by

General rule of thumb, don’t loan your Ferrari to rappers.

This is actually a picture of an Afghan hound, and no Adrien Brody. We're guessing less than .05% of our readers noticed the slight discrepancy.
Wes Anderson’s ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Adds The Luminous Starpower Of Tilda Swinton And Adrien Brody
Thursday, December 27 by

Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.

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‘Argo’ Rated Best Movie Of 2012
Thursday, December 27 by

Except for documentaries because those don’t count.

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The Worst Movies Of The Year Review Themselves
Thursday, December 27 by

Even Rihanna hated ‘Battleship’.

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‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer: The Some Guy Version
Wednesday, December 26 by

Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.

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J.J. Abrams Turned Down ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Wednesday, December 26 by

He’s ‘Trek’ all the way.

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NASA Is Making Their Astronauts Dress Like Buzz Lightyear Now
Thursday, December 20 by

Great. Now the Russians are going to rag on us.

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The Screen Junkies Show: Drunk Waxing At ‘This Is 40′ Junket
Thursday, December 20 by

You can’t take us anywhere.

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Jamie Foxx’s Electro Costume Won’t Be Covered In Lightning Bolts. How Black Is It?
Tuesday, December 18 by

Smart money says he’ll be dressed like Hancock.

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Hacker Who Leaked SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE PICS Gets Life In Prison Or Something
Tuesday, December 18 by

“So, what are you in for?” “Being awesome.”

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When You Think About It, Louis C.K. Really Is A Grown Up Charlie Brown
Monday, December 17 by

A sad reminder that Snoopy will be the first of the Peanuts gang to die.

Has a nose ever been so honkable?
VIN DIESEL IS GOING TO BE KOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 17 by

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

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‘The Hangover Part III’ Plot Revealed To Not Involve A Hangover
Monday, December 17 by

Maybe this time they’ll get really stoned.

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Guillermo del Toro Talks Us Through The ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer
Friday, December 14 by

In case the robots housing monsters weren’t clear enough the first time around.

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The Screen Junkies Show: Hollywood Superman Reviews ‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer
Friday, December 14 by

Come for the review, stay for the sexual role play.

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There’s Always Time For A ‘There’s No Time To Explain’ Supercut
Thursday, December 13 by

Those five little words the ‘Myth Busters’ hate to hear.

Say hi to my mother yourself. I'm not here to do your bidding.
Mark Wahlberg To Star In A Film Based On A ‘GQ’ Article About Hackers. Sounds About Right.
Thursday, December 13 by

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

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‘The Dark Knight’ Works Perfectly As A Romantic Comedy
Wednesday, December 12 by

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

Ugh.
HBO To Reopen Old Wounds With ‘Game Change’ Follow-Up For 2012
Wednesday, December 12 by

Is anyone really ready to re-address this thing? And will they ever be?

You don't even need to see the original film. This picture encapsulates it all.
‘Tinker Tailor Solider Spy’ Producers Planning A Sequel To Lull Us Gently To Sleep
Wednesday, December 12 by

More like ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier…WHY?’, am I right?

Don't worry. This isn't the poster.
The Poster For Soderbergh’s ‘Side Effects’ Is Pretty Darn Rad
Tuesday, December 11 by

May cause death.

"Yes, your excellence."
‘Angry Birds’ Gets The Brainchild Behind ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’
Tuesday, December 11 by

Are you more bird or pig?

Clothing by the Derelique campaign.
Angelina Jolie Signs Up For ‘Salt’ Sequel, We ‘Pepper’ You With ‘Salt’ Puns
Tuesday, December 11 by

The 12 year-olds that enjoyed the first one are now too old for this.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Lord Of The Rings’
Tuesday, December 11 by

The epic film series gets treated to the Epic Voice.

Smell ya later, you crappy network.
‘Esquire’ To Come In And Give G4 Channel A Makeover…OMG!!!! MAKEOVER!!!!
Monday, December 10 by

How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”

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Bane Spits Hot Fire In ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Outtakes
Monday, December 10 by

I prefer this audio.

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Denzel Washington And Nicolas Winding Refn Now Going To Do ‘The Equalizer’
Friday, December 7 by

This makes more sense.

We need you to turn your hands around to enjoy your manicure, Kevin.
Kevin Smith To Quit Writing And Directing After ‘Clerks 3′
Friday, December 7 by

Going out with whatever’s less-than-a-whimper.