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‘Bad Grandpa’ Director Jeff Tremaine To Direct A New Gang Of Drugged Up Daredevils In Mötley Crüe Biopic
Monday, November 4 by

If he can handle Steve-O, he can handle this.

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The Kid From ‘The Shining’ Seems Bitter
Monday, November 4 by

He’s like Young Anakin x 1000.

To his credit, he DOES look like an alien inhabiting a hum body already.
‘Attack The Block’ Director Might Take On Next ‘Star Trek’ Film
Monday, November 4 by

Thanks to that TURNCOAT, J.J. Abrams. Kidding. Everyone would have done the same thing.

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‘Workaholics’ Is Headed To The Big Screen
Monday, November 4 by

Bigger, weirder, uncut.

A picture of either Lenny Kravitz or Christopher Walken.
Polar Opposites Christopher Walken And Lenny Kravitz To Co-Star In A Movie
Friday, November 1 by

Oh, Kravitz is playing Walken’s son.

I'm guessing BuzzFeed is probably working on a list about this story.
Halloween Brings Dark News Of Another ‘Addams Family’ Movie
Friday, November 1 by

*shiver*

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Screen Junkies Show: Most Underrated Horror Movies
Thursday, October 31 by

We sat down with horror film experts to discuss the genre’s most underrated and under appreciated.

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A Couple Of Fartknockers Scared Their Friend With A ‘Paranormal Activity’ Prank
Wednesday, October 30 by

Your friends should always live in fear.

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‘Olympus Has Fallen’ Sequel Pulls An ‘Agent Cody Banks’ And Heads To England For Sequel
Wednesday, October 30 by

Don’t destroy London! They have the best chocolate!!

Belushi may have been a self-destructive trainwreck, but he never would have defiled our nation's pastime by wearing a baseball hat backwards.
Emile Hirsch Will Get Fat And Play John Belushi
Tuesday, October 29 by

How fat? BELUSHI fat.

"No, Pepsi would not be okay."
Netflix Wants A Third Season Of ‘House Of Cards’ Before The Second One Airs
Monday, October 28 by

How much treachery could there be in Washington?

If you cover a witch's shoulders, she loses her powers.
CBS Might Reboot ‘Charmed’
Monday, October 28 by

Witch, please.

Such misunderstandings!
Fox Picks Up A Whole Season Of ‘Dads’
Monday, October 28 by

Not to be confused with the Anna Faris comedy ‘Mom’.

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‘Anchorman 2′ Will Actually Be Two Movies And Hopefully There Will Be Martians
Friday, October 25 by

Please please please martians.

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Frank Stallone Stars In ‘CHUPACOBRA’
Friday, October 25 by

They picked the wrong Stallone to mess with.

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Will Smith Signing On For A Supernatural Version Of ‘Groundhog Day’
Friday, October 25 by

Without killer groundhogs sadly.

I'm home.
China To Open World’s Largest Disney Store, Will Become The Height Of Fashion
Friday, October 25 by

Steamboat Willie fedoras for everyone!

M. Night Shyamalan is available.
It Sounds Like The New ‘Star Wars’ Writer Got Fired, J.J. Abrams & Co. Will Take It From Here
Friday, October 25 by

This might delay things a bit.

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SJ Show: Morgan Freeman Reads ‘The Fox’ By Ylvis
Thursday, October 24 by

We also got Robert De Niro’s rendition of Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ somehow.

Whatever.
You’ve Never Heard Of The New Recruit To Play Christian Grey
Thursday, October 24 by

Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.

I wish Jimmy Carter was alive to see this.
Paul Feig To Stop Directing Raunchy Women For A Second To Produce A ‘Peanuts’ Movie
Thursday, October 24 by

As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”

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Imagine Having ‘Saw’ As Your Wacky Roommate
Wednesday, October 23 by

As long as his traps don’t drive up the utility bills and he doesn’t smoke, he’s okay by me.

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Jeremy Piven Is Getting Paid Too Much For The ‘Entourage’ Movie
Wednesday, October 23 by

Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?

"They look down to clown," the vicar said remorsefully as he entered his Prius.
For A Timeless Book, ‘Little Women’ Sure Is Getting Remade Frequently
Tuesday, October 22 by

Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.

It's pretty much already covered in sand.
The ‘Star Wars’ Tattoine Set In Tunisia Will Soon Be Buried Under Sand
Tuesday, October 22 by

Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Pacific Rim’
Tuesday, October 22 by

Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?

This type of sharing isn't caring.
Netflix Has Outpaced HBO
Tuesday, October 22 by

We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.

We're all pretty excited, Beetlejuice.
Tim Burton To GIve Us A Beetlejuice Sequel
Tuesday, October 22 by

Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.

I keep them on retainer...FOR LAUGHS!!!
‘FRANKLIN AND BASH’ MARCHES ON!!!!!!
Friday, October 18 by

It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.

Hope ya like blue.
Gravity Writer Going Under The Water Next Time To Mix Things Up
Friday, October 18 by

In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.