Great. Could you fight NOT in the center of a major city, please?
This will make ‘War Horse’ look like ‘The Matrix’
Just when a nation had healed from an epidemic of run-by fruitings.
Fridge privileges revoked.
*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.
Fincher wants Michael Bay money.
He doesn’t audition well.
The man’s thought it through.
What do you mean “I didn’t fill out a pool?” And what do you mean “The MTV Movies Awards aren’t important enough to pay attention to?”
Bursting with story!
Get it while the getting’s good.
Try working explosions into THIS one, Emmerich!
A possible love interest for Chewbacca?
To be clear, ‘Better Off Dead’ is the one with the skiing.
The headline…WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
What’s that? Oh, ‘Timecop’? We’ll explain it in the article.
Vin Diesel narration. I WANT VIN DIESEL NARRATION!
Settle down. It’s not about birds. Nice try.
Why were they being so withholding, dragging it out like this?
Back on track to be awful.
When you’re standing Ralph Macchio’s shadow, you best take a long, hard look at the direction your life is going.
We don’t even get to see his bewbs.
Hingle McCringleberry meets Tackleberry.
That’s a lot of time spent watching the worst people in the universe.
May he’ll play some cowardly liberal this time around.
It’s another kick in the balls.
What’s worse? Stock fraud or click-bait?