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This was before James Hetfield could afford larger sunglasses.
Metallica Will Be The Subject And Stars Of A Feature Film
Thursday, January 17 by

Let me guess – the band will be depicted as taking themselves super-seriously.

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The Screen Junkies Show: ‘Django’ Toy Review In South Central
Thursday, January 17 by

We found out that ‘Big Bang Theory’ is more offensive than slavery to some in South Central.

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Gary Busey Explains In The Comings And Goings Of Hobbits
Wednesday, January 16 by

Do you have a moment to discuss Hobbitism with Gary Busey?

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High School Principal Suspended For Making Lame ‘Terminator’ Video
Wednesday, January 16 by

The only way this could have gone more poorly would be if he dressed up as the Joker.

His is not a small head.
Tyler Perry And Larry The Cable Guy Teaming Up Solely To Piss Me Off
Wednesday, January 16 by

If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?

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‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ Sequel: MGM Wants To Get Back In The Water
Wednesday, January 16 by

No Cusack’s allowed.

Hello, handsome.
Looks Like We’ll Be Spared Any ‘Jack Reacher’ Sequels
Tuesday, January 15 by

If Jack Reacher was real, he’d be soooooo angry.

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Raw Commentary: Sandler And Pacino Talk ‘Jack & Jill’
Tuesday, January 15 by

Envelope yourself in Sandler’s process.

This resembles the first 80 minutes of that dream I keep having.
MGM Announces Ben-Hur Remake, Pleasing Chariotmakers Everywhere
Tuesday, January 15 by

This better feature Gavin DeGraw’s “Chariot.”

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Head Covering Enthusiast Johnny Depp Eying Lead In ‘The Magic Hat Of Mortimer Wintergreen’
Tuesday, January 15 by

Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.

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True Facts About Morgan Freeman
Monday, January 14 by

I’d like to live in a world where these facts are 100% true.

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Trey Parker & Matt Stone Open Their Own Studio
Monday, January 14 by

Hollywood just got awesome.

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White House Is Passing On A Petition To Build A Death Star
Monday, January 14 by

Leave out the ducts. Trust me.

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Louis C.K. In Talks To Endure David O. Russell
Monday, January 14 by

Fans of the C-word unite!

Clink.
The World Will Get Iran’s Side Of The ‘Argo’ Story
Friday, January 11 by

“Argo-Not.”

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The Powerpuff Girls Cancel The Apocalypse In ‘Pacific Rim’ Mashup Trailer
Thursday, January 10 by

Sonuvabitch!! They’re pretty much the same thing.

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Steven Spielberg Suddenly Too Fancy For ‘Robopocalypse’
Thursday, January 10 by

Drew Goddard’s script is just too awesome to shoot.

Here's Nolan, moments after wandering on to the set of a Wes Anderson film, apparently.
Christopher Nolan Will Direct Another Completely Incomprehensible Film
Thursday, January 10 by

Instead of 3D glasses, dunce caps will be given out to audience members.

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Nom Nom Nom: Academy Award Nominees 2013
Thursday, January 10 by

Beasts of the Southern Wild’s Quvenzhané Wallis is this year’s Uggie

That's one handsome couple.
James Franco Now Making Art From His Webcam, This Time, A Justin Bieber Cover
Wednesday, January 9 by

Full disclosure: I did not watch this.

I vote "funny."
Funny Or Die Gets Deal To Bring You A Ton Of Movies
Wednesday, January 9 by

I choose death.

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Don’t Play: ‘Django Unchained’ Action Figures Causing Uproar
Wednesday, January 9 by

Thankfully they aren’t talking action figures.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Passes Up Marvel For Johnny Depp’s Sloppy Second ‘Sin City’ Seconds
Tuesday, January 8 by

Title makes sense if you read the article.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Inception’
Tuesday, January 8 by

You really shouldn’t need us to point out the sh*ttiness of ‘Inception’.

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R.I.P. ‘Snakes On A Plane’ Director David R. Ellis
Tuesday, January 8 by

The director passed away on location in South Africa.

Ugh. He should be "crucified" for the nerd-chic look.
Brad Pitt To Play The Man Who Sentenced Jesus To Death
Monday, January 7 by

It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.

Why so angry, lizard?
Frank Darabont Is Going To Rewrite The ‘Godzilla’ Movie
Monday, January 7 by

The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.

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There’s More Story To Tell: ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, January 7 by

The young ladies love some Leatherface.

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TV Flashback: ‘Django Unchained’
Thursday, January 3 by

The film version is a bit of a departure.

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Samuel L. Jackson Tries To Make An Interviewer Say The N-Word
Wednesday, January 2 by

I just wanna hug him.