‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????
Impressive microphone holders.
No drugs or alcohol were found in his system. Scientists are baffled.
Loud noises, demons, shadows, you know the deal.
‘The For Real Last Exorcism’.
If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol’” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.
I always thought I would be the one to kill William Shatner.
If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!
At least the thank you speeches will be short.
He is difficult to say no to.
Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.
It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.
If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.
He makes Teddy look like Zac Efron.
I wonder if she’s Super-sized?
He’s risking a critical drubbing with a title like that.
He better write the script of his life – or he might lose it!
Or ‘Meek’s Cutoff’. He liked ‘Green Lantern’ though.
Besides the slurping sounds…
With Steve Little, Ben Schwartz, and song and dance man Josh Groban.
If this porn biopic didn’t feature Seryfried’s breasts, it would probably be time to riot.
‘The Human Centipede’ series heads in a fresh new direction.
If you eat his mustache trimmings, I’m assuming you become him?
Try to flex on him? Don’t be silly.
Yelp user Jason O. might now be eligible to join the Writers Guild.
How will Thor lose his powers this time?
Now that this has been resolved, a nation can exhale and turn its focus to the presidential election.
Yup. We’re currently passing off commercials as entertainment. That’s how slow January is until Sundance rolls around.