So Day-Lewis wasn’t the LAST of the Mohicans.
And The Hoff is HUNGRY.
At least there will be some consistency between sequels.
This film will eat your brain.
He’s back to make us all feel even dumber.
Bad news for backwards-talking dwarfs everywhere.
His certain set of skills continue to come in really handy.
We need to be strong in the face of the news that Will Smith won’t be involved.
If this goes into turnaround, Hollywood will burn.
Still no criticisms for ‘Fun with Dick and Jane’?
The mainstreaming of porn continues…
We’re awarding eight filmmakers $20,000 each to make their own original film…
We will miss one of the most important men in TV history.
“Men” because it’s plural.
She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.
Apparently our hearts are worth about $125 million over a four-day period.
Jackie Chan is pleased about this Jackie-Chan-related news.
I’m still fuming about what that motorcycle man did to her.
Not going to tell you what it is here, though.
For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.
Shouldn’t it technically be ‘Hello, Ghost’?
And it’s not even out yet.
Surely this couldn’t be the one thing he’s bad at.
They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.
I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.
This headline is like Pavlov’s bell to Vin Diesel and/or Paul Walker.
Because there are people in the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ target market that just can’t read.
Please inform neighbors and loved ones.